Name: TMP – Dude Finder by Ten Minute Podcast
Duration: 10 min
Description: Bryan, Chris and Will read hypothetical examples of commercial spots that they would incorporate into the podcast if it had sponsors.

A song for Profound Decisions Empire festival event that celebrates one of the faction's newest generals: Amberlain P Black, the Fire of the Marches! Long may she lead!

LYRICS

I sing of a Marcher,
Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
Of a Marcher who walked out from Dawn.

With a sword primed for battle,
And flames in her hair,
She’s the fire of the Marches oh ho!

I sing of a soldier,
Hi ho! Hi ho!
One courageous and dangerous and strong.

Punched the teeth out and ogre,
And bashed twenty more!
She’s the fire of the Marches oh ho!

She’ll fight for the Marches,
She sings and she dances,
With hair made of summer realm flame.
If you don’t know her now,
Well I’ll tell you her name is:

Amberlain! Amberlain!
Amberlain Black!
Strength in my arm and the sword at my back.
Amberlain! Amberlain!
Amberlain Black!
She’s the fire of the Marches, oh ho!

I sing of the general,
Hi ho! Hi ho!
I sing of the general hi ho!

Who’ll fight back the Jotun,
And free Bregasland!
She’s the fire of the Marches, oh ho!

I sing of the general,
Hi ho! Hi ho!
Who gets victory clean from defeat.

She’s knocked out the Grendel,
Put slavers to sleep,
She’s the fire of the Marches, oh ho!

She’ll fight for the Marches,
She sings and she dances,
With hair made of summer realm flame.
If you don’t know her now,
Well I’ll tell you her name is:

Amberlain! Amberlain!
Amberlain Black!
Strength in my arm and the sword at my back.
Amberlain! Amberlain!
Amberlain Black!
She’s the fire of the Marches, oh ho!

She’ll free us from evil when all the while risking her neck.
She’s headstrong enough to keep Guildenstern firmly in check.
She’ll fight for the Marches,
She sings and she dances,
With hair made of summer realm flame.
If you don’t know her now,
Well I’ll tell you her name is:

Amberlain! Amberlain!
Amberlain Black!
Strength in my arm and the sword at my back.
Amberlain! Amberlain!
Amberlain Black!
She’s the fire of the Marches, oh ho!

The Fire Of The Marches

Der Phantom-Mann (Sherlock Holmes: Aus den Tagebüchern von Dr. Watson)

Der Phantom-Mann (Teil 22)

Der Phantom-Mann (Teil 17)

Der Phantom-Mann (Teil 23)

Blast Off

What Happened?

Bryan, Chris and Will read hypothetical examples of commercial spots that they would incorporate into the podcast if it had sponsors.

TMP – Dude Finder

Chris returns from a quick trip to England and Bryan and Will notice something different about him.

TMP – So British

After experiencing a life-changing epiphany, Bryan encourages Chris and Will to show their love as friends and share some supportive admiration with him and each other.

TMP – Positive Compliments

Will reads some texts from a friend, chronicling his experiences dating a new girl. Chris and Bryan weigh in and the three discuss the questionable tact of this anonymous woman.

TMP – My Friend’s New Girl

One of the guys farts into their mic and then Will gives Bryan some thoughts on what to get his lady for her birthday.

TMP – Best Smelling Man in Showbiz

Chris believes that sports do not matter. But even though he believes that sports do not matter at all even a little bit, he tries his best to stay open to the possibility that sports may matter to someone else besides himself. Also, Bryan farts. He just backs his rear end up to the microphone and farts. Bryan has been farting into the mic a lot lately. Will laughs very much at the fart. So so very much. Will thinks farts are really hilarious. Past that, Chris talks some more about sports. After the fart part. Hey, that rhymed!

TMP - Chris Doesn't Care About Sports

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!

TMP – Dude Finder

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