Name: TMP – Schwarzenegger, Statham and Van Damme by Ten Minute Podcast in 10 min
Duration: 10 min 15 s
Description: With Will, Bryan and Chris all absent from the studio, three of the biggest names in the pantheon of American action cinema sit in for them. Ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

10 min

Will and Chris are secretly planning something big without Bryan and doing a horrible, lazy job at keeping it quiet.

TMP – $6,500

Bryan and Chris welcome the seven time Mr. Olympia, two time Governor of California and all time box office champion, Arnold Schwarzenegger, back to the podcast to sit in with them and just hang out like one of the guys.

TMP – Arnold Schwarzenegger is Just One of the Guys

A conversation that starts with Bryan trying to make a point about Chris and his level of good looks goes south as Chris has to drag the point out of Bit Killer Jones. Then, with the conversation back on track, Chris responds to Conversation Strangler Stevens. Also, Will attempts to mediate but just sorta laughs through the entire episode.

TMP – Yeeeeeaaaahhh

A month ago we welcomed Jean-Claude Van Damme to the podcast and on the very next episode we were joined by a Jean-Claude Van Damme Impersonator who reveres Jean-Claude Van Damme. The response to both Jean-Claude Van Damme shows was huge. So we decided to invite Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Jean-Claude Van Damme impersonator to the studio for a podcast that puts the Jean-Claude Van Damme in Jean-Claude Van Damme.

TMP – Two Jean-Claude Van Dammes

The guys discuss what they would do with themselves if they were either of the other two guys and not the guy that they actually are… of the guys.

TMP – If I Were You

With Will, Bryan and Chris all absent from the studio, three of the biggest names in the pantheon of American action cinema sit in for them. Ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

TMP – Schwarzenegger, Statham and Van Damme

The guys field questions and comments from listeners via Vine, in the first episode of this two part podcast.

TMP - Vine TMP Pt. 1

Aaaaannnd the guys field even more questions and comments from listeners via Vine, in the second episode of this two part podcast.

TMP - Vine TMP Pt. 2

Bryan shares his weekend hunting plans with Will, who outlines his schemes and contemplations for a dream ranch.

TMP - Hunting Deer with a Log

Will believes that Christmas was invented in Canada and that Canada gave Christmas to America and that Mexico does not have Christmas, so he performs a song about a Mexican in America dreaming of Christmas in Canada. Bryan and Chris do not enjoy, nor do they agree with the song that Will performs. Happy Holidays.

TMP - White Person Christmas

Will and Chris try to convince Bryan that the three of them should live together.

TMP - Let's Be Roomies

Will is jazzed about a revolutionary new idea that will make the podcast super popular and make everyone really really super happy. Also, Chris and Bryan say stuff.

TMP - Ten Minute Pizza

TMP - Hatechabro vs. Notho

Bryan tells Will and Chris about an old girlfriend he recently ran into while shopping with his wife.

TMP - Bryan's Old Flame

The guys do some small talk and catching up. Will wears a pietersite stone pendant and that is just not okay with Chris and Bryan.

TMP - Will's a Dick

Bryan leans into Chris with some aimless barbs. Will utilizes a phone app to make those insults cool and interesting.

TMP - Diss Horn

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!

TMP – Schwarzenegger, Statham and Van Damme

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