Name: TMP – The Handicap of Beauty by Ten Minute Podcast in 10 min
Duration: 10 min 15 s
Description: Bryan opens a meandering discussion about what happens to some young women in Los Angeles after their beauty is touched by the palsying, dulling hand of time and the sheen leaves their tulip petal skin… which is a dumb saying that angers Chris and Will VERY much.

10 min

After our last episode, wherein Chris and Will give an absent Bryan a rightly deserved verbal kick to the genitals, The Kid returns to set the record straight and silence his detractors.

TMP – The Kid Returns

It’s been nearly a year since Chris last provided his unique editorial spin on the news of the day, and Will and Bryan could have done without it for a lot longer.

TMP – Current Eventin’ It Again

The guys discuss the best way for one to break up with their mate. Ha.

TMP – Ha

Will and Chris are secretly planning something big without Bryan and doing a horrible, lazy job at keeping it quiet.

TMP – $6,500

Bryan and Chris welcome the seven time Mr. Olympia, two time Governor of California and all time box office champion, Arnold Schwarzenegger, back to the podcast to sit in with them and just hang out like one of the guys.

TMP – Arnold Schwarzenegger is Just One of the Guys

A conversation that starts with Bryan trying to make a point about Chris and his level of good looks goes south as Chris has to drag the point out of Bit Killer Jones. Then, with the conversation back on track, Chris responds to Conversation Strangler Stevens. Also, Will attempts to mediate but just sorta laughs through the entire episode.

TMP – Yeeeeeaaaahhh

A month ago we welcomed Jean-Claude Van Damme to the podcast and on the very next episode we were joined by a Jean-Claude Van Damme Impersonator who reveres Jean-Claude Van Damme. The response to both Jean-Claude Van Damme shows was huge. So we decided to invite Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Jean-Claude Van Damme impersonator to the studio for a podcast that puts the Jean-Claude Van Damme in Jean-Claude Van Damme.

TMP – Two Jean-Claude Van Dammes

The guys discuss what they would do with themselves if they were either of the other two guys and not the guy that they actually are… of the guys.

TMP – If I Were You

Bryan opens a meandering discussion about what happens to some young women in Los Angeles after their beauty is touched by the palsying, dulling hand of time and the sheen leaves their tulip petal skin… which is a dumb saying that angers Chris and Will VERY much.

TMP – The Handicap of Beauty

Will and Chris talk about the new Vine app and other social networking platforms while Bryan threatens to get off the grid completely.

TMP – Off The Grid

Bryan pitches his new invention to Will and Chris, who don’t much care for it.

TMP – Back-UHlone

Will blindsides Chris, suggesting that the two interview each other in an honest and probing, one on one, Charlie Rose format.

TMP - You Can Google That

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!

TMP – The Handicap of Beauty

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