Matthew and Hunter discuss a curious purveyor of breakfast meats and his documenting thereof. An attempt to introduce this new maiden voyage occurs and is subsequently botched. Matthew—a hack and complete fraud—comments on the origin of “white knighting” before the boys launch into a full-scale discussion on the rise and fall of the Roman Empi—just kidding, they talk about simping. They decide Matthew is one but Hunter isn’t. The boys wrap up with a couple missed outros and one half-decent one.

Terminally Chill