Amazing Tourney Results

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GUCCI SMART TOILET: HOP INSIDE THAT PUSSY LIKE A TRAMPOLINE, BOING BOING.

GUCCI SMART TOILET - 58% (152 Votes)
SPRING MEN - 42%(110 Votes)

[LR1 M5 Results] Gucci Smart Toilet Vs. Spring Men

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GIANT ENEMY SPIDER: {Bf t t b psh} (We don't need you, we've got an Easy Bake Oven!)

GIANT ENEMY DUO - 64.5% (187 Votes)
TONIO TRUSSARDI - 35.5% (103 Votes)

[LR1 M8 Results] Tonio Trussardi Vs. Giant Enemy Duo

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POWERLINE IS YOUR VICTOR.

POWERLINE - 163 VOTES [ 58.8% ]
CORALINE - 115 VOTES [ 41.4% ]

POWERLINE: Here's hopin' you'll be able to chillax now that you're out of the running. Things'll get better, I promise.

[ LR3M1 ] - RESULTS

"Excuse me homeboy, can you give me the coordinates to your mom's bedroom?"
That's right, the internet has spoken! RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON, the former host of =3, has won the second battle against HEROBRINE. Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin!
What's happening, forum? This former host of =3 will rock your socks off with videos from the net, "hilarious" commentary and doing the competitions' mom. With the help of his band mates and his rapping and singing experience, it's no doubt that he can win the tournament!
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

The Results! - RayWilliamJohnson vs Herobrine

"The only thing worse than overpriced insuarance is your music."
That's right, the internet has spoken! In our closest battle yet, GEICO GAMING wins the third battle of MASHUP WEEK against KE$HA. Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin!
Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

The Results! - Ke$ha vs Geico Gaming

"You know, I'm something of a baller myself."
That's right, the internet has spoken! NEIL CICIEREGA, master of mashups, has won by a landslide against QUADCITY BARKLEY. Thank you for voting, and tune in to the next battle coming soon.
Who's been bad mouthing Neil? He's on a quest to win the ultimate showdown and get his one week of mashups. Armed with his star guitar and proton pack, he’s ready to damn the competition.
★Songs by Lemon Demon
(Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Spirit Phone, Aaron)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Wonderwall, Story of a Girl, One Week, Ghostbusters)
[THIS EXCLUDES SMASH MOUTH.]

The Results! - Neil Cicierega vs Quad City Barkley

(Hat Kid sits on the steps, crying. Heavy approaches.)
Heavy:  Hmmm?  What is wrong small child, we had legendary battle!  Was good time!
Hat Kid: Yes... but-but after all that and going so far, people liked you way more than me and now I cant even get a chance to come back! 
Heavy: (kneels down) Now you be listening here.  This is only one battle and you will be having many battles in life, in fact Heavy can tell you already have!  But you must be using this as opportunity to grow and become better so you may win next time!
Hat Kid: Do you really think I can?
Heavy: Heavy do not think, Heavy know!
(With a smile, Hat Kid puts her Hat on his head.)
Hat Kid:  If you're gonna go on take this with you.
Heavy: But this hat is yours!
Hat Kid:  If you end up fighting that Chair you're gonna need it more than I will.  Good luck Mr. Heavy!
Heavy: ...Mishka.
Hat Kid: huh?
Heavy: My name is Mishka, hat child.
Hat Kid: Oh well then, good luck, Mr. Mishka! 
(Hat Kid walks away, no longer crying, while Heavy simply smiles and gets ready to head out to his next match)

The Results! - Heavy vs Hat Kid

DJ CREEPA: BOOM!! It appears Pufferfish have been removed from the game.
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BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL.
THE MATCH TIED PERFECTLY FOR 75% OF ITS TIME.
IT WAS NOT A MATTER OF WHO WAS THE SUPERIOR CONTESTANT, BUT WHOM WOULD BE SAVED BY THE BELL. 

182 VOTES.
THIS MATCH ENDED IN A TWO VOTE DIFFERENCE.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

(R1 - M1) Results

118 to 170?! Betcha didn't see THAT coming! These dudes fought pretty dang well, and the gap nearly closed multiple times over! Seems like fans of both didn't want to get crushed again, no? I almost feel bad sending this loser to the Dock of Shame, upupupu! Both teams fought quite well, but the winner was clear from the start. Thanks for the memories!

As always, thanks for flyin' with Par Airlines, dudes.

(LR1 - M2) Results

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MIKU: "We had a fun party, but I still need that pizza tip."

VOCANOID - 55.5% (106 votes)
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON - 44.5% (85 votes)

VOCANOID vs LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

187 to 112, YEESH!
299 in total, we've been getting a lot of votes lately, huh?

These dudes really gave it their all! It seems none of the losers this round were willing to give up their spot, we'll see how long that lasts, upupupu!
Anywhozers, it's winner's semifinals time. You know what that means! I'll be passin' the mic back to my good friend A.S.S.
Remember, we're nearing the end of this tournament, the stakes are only getting higher and higher, you better not miss your opportunity to vote, it can make a huge difference! We thank you for flying with Par Airlines, and don't forget to tune in, to- 
TEMPORARY. 
FLIGHT. 
ATTENDANT!!!

(LR2 - M4) Results

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HORVITZ HULLABALOO - 59.2% (116 votes)
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON - 40.8% (80 votes)

HORVITZ HULLABALOO vs LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

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REIGEN: "Alright, now pay up! The all-out course is merely 12,000 yen!"

REIGEN ARATAKA - 58.1% (140 votes)
REMY - 41.9% (101 votes)

REMY vs REIGEN ARATAKA - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

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FENDER BENDER ARE YOUR VICTOR.

FENDER BENDER - 171 VOTES [ 61.3% ]
AUDREY II - 108 VOTES [ 38.7%`]

BENDER: The only thing you shiteaters have over meatbags is cell walls. Crawl back to the compost bin and suck it!

RESULTS - [ R2M1 ]

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JENNY WAKEMAN: Y'know, I guess you can find unusual teens like us anywhere. Good to know I'm still on top!

JENNY WAKEMAN: 151 Votes (61.9%)
GANDHI: 93 Votes (38.1%)

[R1 M4 Results] Jenny Wakeman vs. Gandhi

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RICHARD CHEESE: Makes perfect sense that a faulty spring would lose to the king of swing!

RICHARD CHEESE: 137 Votes (64%)
SPRING MEN: 77 Votes (36%)

[R1 M10 Results] Spring Men vs. Richard Cheese

236 to 154, one of the HARSHEST stomps in the entire history of this tournament! 390 votes, geez, we almost hit 400, I'm just sayin', you dudes are absolutely BONKERS.
Both of these weirdos give me the heebie jeebies, but I can't say it's a dang shame to send one of them to the Dock of Shame. Thank you all for participating, and we'll see you next time on TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENDANT! Maybe then we can surpass 400 votes...

(LR4 - M1) Results

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POWERLINE IS YOUR VICTOR.

POWERLINE - 135 [ 50.5% ]
OSWALD - 132 [ 49.5% ]

POWERLINE: You gotta stop relyin' on swing tempo, lil' man. It's preventing you from being a true STAND-OUT!

[ LR2M1 ] - RESULTS

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NIKO: [Niko got a special recipe.]

NIKO - 60.2% (153 Votes)
TONIO TRUSSARDI - 39.8% (101 Votes)

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