Name: Sage Advice (for a Novice Sage) by The Elastic Sunbeam Factory
Duration: 3 min 51 s
Description: A strange, upbeat and experimental dance track that has absolutely nothing to do with sages or advice...

To celebrate #valentinesday and for nearly 10000 FB page likes I have made my Björk 'All Is Full Of Love' remix available as a FREE DOWNLOAD! 
I've made this remix in 2008 and it was never digitally available so far. As a little extra, I've put the drumstep VIP remix which I made in 2011 also into the package. 
Go and grab it by clicking the FREE DOWNLOAD button above
Likes & shares are welcome! Thanks :)

FREE DOWNLOAD

Björk - All Is Full Of Love (Chris.SU Remix)

Please note: this conversation starts about 10 minutes in -- by this point my wife and I are both completely flustered by the oppressiveness of the rep.

So! Last week my wife called to disconnect our service with Comcast after we switched to another provider (Astound). We were transferred to cancellations (aka "customer retention").

The representative (name redacted) continued aggressively repeating his questions, despite the answers given, to the point where my wife became so visibly upset she handed me the phone. Overhearing the conversation, I knew this would not be very fun.

What I did not know is how oppressive this conversation would be. Within just a few minutes the representative had gotten so condescending and unhelpful I felt compelled to record the speakerphone conversation on my other phone.

This recording picks up roughly 10 minutes into the call, whereby she and I have already played along and given a myriad of reasons and explanations as to why we are canceling (which is why I simply stopped answering the rep's repeated question -- it was clear the only sufficient answer was "Okay, please don't disconnect our service after all.").

Please forgive the echoing and ratcheting sound, I was screwing together some speaker wires in an empty living room!

Updates:
7/15 - Comcast has issued an apology: http://corporate.comcast.com/comcast-voices/comcast-statement-regarding-customer-service-call
7/16 - I have continued to reiterate publicly that I do not want Comcast to terminate the rep, and that I believe the call itself belies a deeper, systemic dysfunction:
https://twitter.com/ryan/status/489576392250519552
https://twitter.com/ryan/status/489576399636676609
https://twitter.com/ryan/status/489576406301413376

Comcastic service disconnection (recording starts 10 mins into call)

A strange, upbeat and experimental dance track that has absolutely nothing to do with sages or advice...

Sage Advice (for a Novice Sage)

The new Tycho album Epoch is out now worldwide.

Download album here:

ISO50(MP3 + Lossless)  http://shop.tychomusic.com/epoch
Apple Music - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/epoch/id1154577700?ls=1
Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LZHEHCJ
Bandcamp - https://tycho.bandcamp.com/

Pre-order LP/CD out January 20th, 2017 at http://shop.tychomusic.com/epoch

TYCHO TOUR DATES
01 07 - Oakland, CA - Fox Theater ^
01 09 - Honolulu, HI - The Republik
01 12 - Osaka, JP - Bigcat
01 13 - Tokyo, JP - Stellar Ball Shinagawa
01 14 - Seoul, KR - Understage
01 19 - Taipei, TW - Legacy
01 21 - Singapore, SP - Laneway Festival
01 25 - Melbourne, AU - 170 Russell
01 26 - Brisbane, AU - Laneway Festival
01 28 - Melbourne, AU - Laneway Festival
01 30 - Auckland, NZ - Laneway Festival
02 02 - Sydney, AU - Metro Theatre
02 03 - Adelaide, AU - Laneway Festival
02 04 - Sydney, AU - Laneway Festival
02 05 - Fremantle, AU - Laneway Festival
02 10 - Berlin, DE - Heimathafen
02 11 - Leipzig, DE - UT Connewitz
02 12 - Vienna, AT - Flex
02 14 - Budapest, HU - Akvarium Klub
02 15 - Prague, CZ - Meetfactory
02 16 - Warsaw, PL - Worldwide Festival at Niebo
02 18 - Copenhagen, DK - Pumpehuset
02 19 - Stockholm, SE - Kagelbanan 
02 20 - Oslo, NO - Parkteatret
02 22 - Cologne, DE - Gloria Theatre
02 23 - Amsterdam, NL - Melkweg
02 24 - Paris, FR - La Gaite Lyrique
02 25 - Brussels, BE - Botanique - Orangerie
02 27 - London, UK - Electric Brixton
02 28 - London, UK - Electric Brixton

^ - with Nitemoves

Facebook - www.facebook.com/tychomusic
Instagram - www.instagram.com/tychomusic
Twitter - www.twitter.com/iso50
Web - www.tychomusic.com

Epoch

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Yesterminute

A sleepy little ad-lib ditty.
Recorded at 2, so it's not very pretty.
Give it a listen and you shall see...
What it sounds like when a grown man sings about pee.

2 In The Morning

A dark and broody version of The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

A track I put together for the intro to an upcoming acoustic show with my band "Spoken Wheel". 

Sample is used from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbz2boNSeL0&t=89s

You & I

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Enter a strange world of experimentation, beats, and nonsensical musical treats.

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