UTAULOID

This song is stinkin' hilarious. I love it, and I love Kasane Teto alot, because she is just as energetic as me (believe it). Here are the lyrics. Enjoy!

Romaji

Sensei!
Kasane wa, Kasane wa, Kasane wa, vocalo ni hairimasuka?
Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto 

"ZUKO" te iwanaide
Watashi wa pro jyanai mo-n
Furansu pan pa Koubutu manosesu
Magarine de taberu noda

MISOJI dakeredo, Chimera naraba jyuu-go sai
Vocaloid no cyoten mezashite UTAU noda
(Kyung! Kyung!)

Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto...(MISOJI tte iuna!) 
Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto... KYUUUUUUHHH!!

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Sutekina uta, utau yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa.. "GYUUUUNNN!"
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Sengeti ni kariteira
DVD mitukatte
Awatete TSUTAYA E kaeshini iku Okorrarete hekomu noda (Miuh!)
Perfect Singer, Pretty twin Drill
Ichiman susen yen nakutemo utaimasu KYUUUUUUHHH!!

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Ironna uta utau yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa
ugokanai yo!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto,Teto... (KYUUUUUUHHH!! Chimera!)

Watashi wa utahime dayo
Watashi wa uso jyanai yo
Minna to utaitai yo
"Vocaloid Monopoly"

Watashi wa Idol dayo
Atama wa Drill jyanai
Drill wa "GYUUURUUUNNN!"
Watashi "Kasane Territory"

Saisho wa uso dakeredo
Ima wa mou utaerundayo
Yumemita Vocaloid, Ituka wa nareuyone!

Watashi wa uta utau yo
Utaeru kono yorokobi
Minna no Mine ni todoke!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"!
Watashi "Kasane Territory"!

English

Sensei !!!
Is Kasane Kasane Kasane Kasane in vocaloid?
teto teto teto teto teto teto teto 

Don't give me a thumbs down I am not a proffesional
My favortie is the french bread I eat with maragine
I'm in my 30's but my chimera age is just 16
Aiming at the top of vocaloids I sing as an UTAU
tetotetotetoteto teto teto teto teto teto teto (etc)
(DON'T CALL ME OLD HAG!!!)
(KYUUUUUUN)

I am a I am a Diva I am not not a fake
I sing beautiful songs Vocaloid Monopoly
I am a I am an Idol No drills on my head Drills (SCREEEEEEEEEW)
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

(Ted: If Kasane Teto turns into second form a pair of twin tails begin to spin)

Finding a rentail DVD missing for about a month
rushing it to TSUTAYA to return it. Told off severly and get blue.
A Perfect singer, Pretty Twintails
I sing without ten and some thousand yen!!!

I am I am a diva I'm not not a fake
I sing many songs Vocaloid Monoply
I am a I am an Idol No drills on my head Drills "THEY DON'T SPIN!!!"
I am Kasane Territory!!!

(Meiko: What do you think of this girl)
(Miku: Very much loved I think.)
(Ted: Don't you know her she is Teto-Chan!!!)
(Teto:Kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun kyuun)

Teto teto teto teto teto teto 
Teto teto teto teto (KYUUUUUUUUUN) (Chimera!!!)

I am I am a diva I am not not a fake
I sing all your songs Vocaloid Monopoly!
I am I am an idol No drills on my head Drills (SCREEEEEEEW)
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

I appeared as a joke first but now I can sing
I dreamt of being vocaloid "I'll do it someday right?"

I sing songs this pouring happiness of singing ability!
Come to each of your heart!
I am Kasane Territory!!!
I am Kasane Territory!!!!

Kasane Territory ~ Kasane Teto

[Neru] 'Stop Nagging Me! '

Original! decided to upload because nobody has...
I recently uploaded Rin's Version, but that wasnt official! 
And I own nothing! Picture: Zerochan | Artist: Mimirobo-P

Lyrics~Romaji:

matometa nara komakaku tsutsunde
kage o yokete koko made oide
yuku sakizaki tadoru michi shirube
tazune aruki koko made oide

kuchita kotoba neji rareta kotoba
shizumu kotoba sore demo tsuzure
hitotsu futatsu tsurane tsunaga reta
phoneme no retsu ito imi o mote

kakusareta Markov no
saiyū no na no moto ni

koi o shite koi o shite koi o shite
furare mata sute rarete
kako o mite eda o kire
nakitaku nattemo mada No fuyase

tabi no mae ni tsuketa inritsu no
igi wa soko ni kotoba wa doko ni
ue e shita e uneru F0 no
catathesisno arika o sagure

iki o kirashi nami ni nose rareta
para gengo no ito imi o kike
iki o sutete tsuzurareta kotoba
uzu maki made tashikani yurase

koi o shite koi o shite
aki rarete furare mata sute rarete
en o egake akaku nure
naki taku nattemo sore demo kaki atsume

mae o mite kaji o tore
naki taku nai nara mata utae utae
koi o shite koi o shite 
sono kako o sutete koko made oide

Lyrics~English:

Gather up all the things
That would help protect you against
The shadows of which you 
Never want to set foot in

Advance and disregard
Everything but the future
Don't be afraid to ask
To stay always by their side

Words you could never speak
Only contort to memories
Even so you should still
Write them down before they're lost

Two different types combine
To make only one true meaning
The phonemes altered to
What we would call perfection

Hidden inside of us is that Markov
At least that's what it is probably called

I think I'm in love
I think I'm in love
I think I'm in love even though 
I know I'm nothing new

See past the crosshairs
That hinder your sight
Surely increased levels of N 
Will never make you so sad

Traveling long ago
On solely on the beat of music
Does it have a meaning ?
You should write it down for me

Goals that have no purpose
Undulate between ones that do
While we are still trying 
To find out what might happen

Swaying from side to side
So that your breath can diminish
There still is the secret
Paralanguage to suggest

That you're only waving
To avoid having to write down
Why your whirlpool feelings 
Keep shaking, vibrating, and...

I think I'm in love
I think I'm in love
Even though I've grown tired
Of being nothing new

Draw a big circle
Paint the inside red
Maybe when there's enough color
Then I won't ever cry

Look before you steer
This life into dust
You don't want to cry anymore 
But you only want to sing

I think I'm in love
I think I'm in love
Throw away the past that you can't
Ever seem to forget

【UTAU】Kasane Teto: Song of Eared Robot

saven image songs are from the game series sono hanabira

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