Ian and Anthony figure out that Matthew McConaughey is the perfect excuse for being lazy, and Ian raps one of the most graphic and sexual songs on the planet.

Textual Healing - Episode 002: Ponzu Sauce

This week, Ian teases Anthony so hard that he begins to wonder if he really is actually a good person. Anthony takes a turn at "slamming" the texts while Ian provides insightful advice.

Textual Healing - Episode 003: Mexican Lady

Ian does an outstanding job of accurately portraying a bored woman who is getting texts from a male suitor. Anthony drops a bomb of advice at the end.