Vocal samples taken from "After Dinner" by Spencer Pritchard, read by Matt Johnson and found on girlonthenet.com.
Made on a crap laptop with crap earphones whilst I was recovering from a broken leg.

Heavy Balls

Bought a zoom studio 1201 fx thingy for £30. 
Made a very basic tune to what it could do.
Bit odd to use..............

Zoom fx test

A half arsed live improvisation. Sequences/beats made in about half an hour  . All synth sounds are factory presets

Doctor, I can't shift this diamond cutter

Track written for the show entitled "What have you done with Denise's 30p?" performed during leicester comedy festival. Played rather quietly at the start and end

What have you done with Denise's 30p feem choon

Variation of ATV tv channels ident. used for the walk on music for the Elephant mans second apperance in "What have you done with Denise's 30p engstended version" performed on 12/0712 and 13/07/12. Created with Akai MPC2500 and Korg KP3. Only the first 20 seconds were used.

ATV ident/ elephant man walk on music

Whilst working on the lighting design for live event, the product manager assigned a lighting budget which was rather smaller than what was needed. This was My attempt at serenading them into increasing the budget.  It was made in about 5 hours,

Moisten My Budget

Track from the forthcoming album, "Penis Caravan", by brown metal band Slaughterbaby.


Slaughterbaby - Evilest man in the world

An recording from 1941. Originally written by  corporal Cuthbert Bucket, This version was recorded in the Vaulting weasel Inn and featured Rodger Hammersack on banjo and the choir  consisted of  Steven "Slapper" Watkins, Ginger Nutkins, Arther Slimbulid, Donald Parsnip-Smythe and Teddy Rubskin.

TFMH