Make some noise, minion
Do it while we're young
Court of public opinion
And the jury's never hung

You ain't seen nothing like it in your life
It's gonna cut you like a knife
Sell off all the shares of your stock
Be careful when you come to see us rock
You're gonna die from the shock

Gonna die from the shocking
The shocking, yeah

Make some noise, minion
Make some noise, make some noise
Make some noise, minion
Make some noise, make some noise

Ain't seen nothing like it in your life
It's gonna cut you like a knife
Sell off all the shares of your stock
Be careful when you come to see us rock
You're gonna die from the shock

Gonna die from the shocking
The shocking, yeah

You ain't seen nothing like it in your life
It's gonna cut you like a knife
Sell off all the shares of your stock
Be careful when you come to see us rock

You ain't seen nothing like it in your life
It's gonna cut you like a knife
Sell off all the shares of your stock
Be careful when you come to see us rock
You're gonna die from the shock

Gonna die from the shocking
The shocking, yeah

B.C.W.Y.C.T.S.U.R. (Be Careful When You Come To See Us Rock)

Strutter (KISS Cover)

Dark politics leads to the best drag
If you're sad about the mess we're in
For all the negatives about the Reichstag
Look what it did for East Berlin
Authoritarians beget subversion
Remember this when you get bummed out
So give your pretty painted eyes up to a virgin
As the fire rubs another one out on you
Ooh yeah!

When night just fell we've been here before
We can't find the keys to turn off the war
But the optimist in me is never sad
The glass is half full but the water tastes bad
'Cause the big lie has already spread
And nobody cares how many books you've read
So just enjoy yourself and make some art
Then set it on fire and rip it apart

Smile! Smile!
It will be dark here for a good long while
And ooh there will be times when you want to die
Smile! Smile!
And even though you may be oozing bile
And ooh it's neutralised by the salty tears you cry

When Baron Von Schnitzel turned the last oven off
He left the lights on for Baron von Stroganoff
Who hopped the next junker down to Argentina
He had a baby boy who became a ballerina
She had enough one day and she joined the circus
She came to America, was forced to twerk
She had enough again and after some persistence
She switched teams and she joined the resistance
She danced for the emperor, danced for the king
Danced for the president, it's all the same thing
And when she got close enough to be on his arm
She became love in the form of a bomb BOOOM
Hey!
Woo!

Smile! Smile!
It will be dark here for a good long while
And ooh there will be times when you want to die
Smile! Smile!
Even though you may be oozing bile
And ooh it's neutralized by the salty tears you cry

The apocalypse will be televised
The revolution will be tossed aside
So pledge your allegiance to fat white guys
While the snowflakes run and hide
The streets are all filled with fire
As the soldiers come marching in
So just mind the fences and the barbed wire
And make nice with the side that wins
And oooooh! Oooh!

Dark politics walks the long plank
We'll go further than Tiananmen Square
For every Chinaman who stares down a big tank
There's a billion who just don't care
Now the hangman rings the broken bell
And the reaper he leads the dance
And the world spins around like a carousel
Never plays the musical chairs

Smile! Smile!
It will be dark here for a good long while
And ooh there will be times that you want to die
Smile! Smile!
And even though you may be oozing bile
And ooh it's neutralized by the salty tears you cry
Yeah!

The Ballad of Baron Von Shnitzel

Every damn sign in Cyrillic
St. Petersburg, but what the fuck?
This Winter setting is so idyllic
Sometimes I can't believe my luck

Boots upon the dashboard, drinking pink wine
Flipping off the cops at the county line
Russia if you're listening, send me a sign
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine

Steakfry, and James Dean
Have waited years, now it's their turn
As each embalmer learns new lessons
His client affords him time to learn

Boots made for walking, and kicking behind
Tripping through wires in the firing line
Russia, if you're listening, send me a sign
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine

The other shoe drops, good God you're weird
Everybody in the pub has all been beer-ed
Take a look at yourself but don't look in the mirror
A toast to your health, while no one else is here
Hey!

Boots upon the dashboard, drinking pink wine
Flipping off the cops at the county line
Russia if you're listening, send me a sign
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine
Bride of the Devil is a friend of mine

Bride ov Tha Devil (She'z a Friend ov Mine)

Watcha! Watch out!
Eh

I have a decal of my face on my yacht
But tonight a lump of coal is all my heart's got
I got a line of credit, it's an unlimited line
But I'm still waiting for somebody that I can call mine
And I repent like a sinner, covered in flies
And I declare myself the winner as I drown in my own lies
All my friends, they all know my name
As they watch me crumble under all the pressures of fame

Before I drive up in the white hot spotlight
I need just one thing tonight

I wanna have sex with somebody
Anybody who'll have sex with me
I wanna have a good time on ya
And I know that it don't come for free
Sex with somebody
Ooh!

Watch out! Watch out!
Eh
Ooh

Rich guys in the movies always seem to buy love
But in the real world we prefer to use formaldehyde gloves
I can't escape it, this feeling in my bones
Anyone will do, I'm dialing every number in my phone
A predatory aura eminating from me
I just need somebody, anybody to see
I'll leave a trail of money for my angel to find
Hey I'm standing right here, has everybody gone blind?

Before I own up to everything I've done
I'm just looking to have a little fun

I wanna have sex with somebody
Anybody who'll have sex with me
I wanna have a good time on ya
And I know that it don't come for free
Sex with somebody

I wanna have sex with somebody
Anybody who'll have sex with me (Anybody who'll have sex with me)
I wanna have a good time on ya (Good time on ya)
And I know that it don't come for free
Sex with somebody
Ooh, ooh yeah

Watch out! Watch out!

Watch out! Watch out!

SexSong V2.0

You must obey the dance commander
Giving out the order for fun
You must obey the dance commander
You know that he's the only one
Who gives the orders here
Alright
Who gives the orders here
Alright

It would be awesome
If we could dance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's start the show

Because you never know
You never know
You never know
Until you go
Alright
Alright

Who gives the orders here
Who gives the orders here
The lights are strong
The orders are in
The dance commanders ready to sin
Radio message from HQ
Dance commander, we love you

Let's get this party started right y'all
Let's get this party started right
I went to the store to get more fire!
To start the war
Everybody in this club is whack
It feel like I'm heading straight for a heart attack

Girls are pretty
Girls are nice
Take your chances
Roll the dice
Take your chances
It would be awesome
If we could dance

It would be awesome, yeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know
Until you go

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
Ooh, baby
Alright

Alright
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
Come on
Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on
Come on

Dance Commandante

She was my god ma’am and my aussie-aussie can-can
Living in between the seats is so sweet
Have I got somethin’ for you? Livin’ for my two dollar two
Now turn the other neck-brace, can I get a new face?
I like it when girls got money to burn
Let me show what I gotta go through
Livin’ for my two dollar two
Come on!

I’m standing in line hearing a voice I must obey
I’m standing in line waiting for money!!
I’m standing in line waiting for my boss to say okay
I’m standing in line waiting for money!!

Now point me to the high-high, skipping all night now,
Make me your bitch if it makes you rich
Watchin’ my city burn down
Livin’ through a twenty dollar clown
Tell me now-now, Show em how!
I like a lady who knows what my thing is for!
four dollar four

I’m standing in line hearing a voice I must obey
I’m standing in line waiting for money!!
I’m standing in line waiting for my boss to say okay
I’m standing in line waiting for money!!

And I won’t panic if you won’t panic
And if you get the ticket don’t pay the fine
Satanic mechanic in the mid-Atlantic
Makin’ drippy-droppy in a Chilean coal mine

Now we can make the sunrise, shaking off fruit-flies
Sittin in a corner watchin dirty flicks
Do you really wanna be in the mix!?
Living for my six, sixty-six
I’m layin that train track, have a snack-attack!
Five Pakistanis workin’ in back
Cookin on a dirty grill,
Give em all a twenty dollar bill
It’s comin back up! Hey!
It’s comin back up! Hey!

I’m running on dimes, hoping my debts will go away
I’m sending good times, makin’ some money Yeah!
I’m hangin with mimes, learning to talk a different way
I’m cutting in lines and winning the game
Shifting the blame!
Say what’s my name?

2 Dolla 2

I say there's nothing wrong with liking a flashy man

Flashy man!
(Flashy...flashy...flashy...flashy)
Flashy man!
(Flashy...flashy...flashy...flashy)
Leaving all his troubles in a trashcan
(Flashy...flashy)
Running all his money through Afghanistan
(Flashy...flashy...flashy...flashy)
(Flashy...flashy...flashy...flashy)
He won't apologize
Cuz he's not sorry
You're the station wagon
To his Ferrari
Ain't nothing wrong with a flashy man

Son of Sam

Flashy man!

Every night he has another number one fan
He won't apologize
Cuz he's not sorry
He's the X-Box
To your Atari
Look out here comes the flash!

(Oh yeah!)
Flash!
He's in a predator mode

Flashy man!
(Flashy...flashy...flashy...flashy)
Flashy man!
(Flashy...flashy...flashy...flashy)
Locking his emotions in a tin can
He's hitting all your walls and working the middle,
Take his bow out and play you like a fiddle...

Flashy!

FLASHY

Now who elected you judge and jury
In the body of a beautiful girl?
I suspect heavy gerrymandering
At the single's bar
I'm a man with conversations skills
I'm a man with hundred dollar bills
And just a look in my direction one time is all it's gonna take now

Hee he he he

I know you think I'm just another sucker perpetrator
Living in the 561
But I don't care what you say about any of that no
It don't matter to me (yeah)
I see you driving around in your fancy car
You're a superstar living in the 561
And I will freak you like you've never been freaked before now
And I'm ready to go yeah
Hee he he he

321 I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your shit
321 I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your shit
And I'm ready to off
Ready to go off now
Haa haa haaaa

Haa haa haaaaaaaa
Haa haa haaaaaaaa
Hey girl
When I'm fucking you
It's like nothing else matters
And maybe we'll reach down
Between my legs
And ease the seat back
Hee he he he

321 I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your shit
321 I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your shit
And I'm ready to off
Ready to go off now
Haa haa haaaa
Haa haa haaaaa
Haa haa haaaaa

We tha Bomb [and we rdy 2 go off inyo SHIT]

Heat iz Rising

I Dress in White

We call our music "P-Razz", or "Party-Rock-Jazz". We are a 5-piece Party Rock band hailing from Oakland Park, near Fort Lauderdale in South Florida, and we guarantee you we'll rock the house between your eardrums. 🔥💯🌃

We incorporate a TON of sexy saxophone and electric keyboard solos, wicked-gnarly drum fills, grinding and distorted electric guitar, and all those funky-twisted basslines. Our vocalist puts on an air of Motown swagger with a Rock 'N' Roll mojo. 🎺🎹🥁🎸🎙️

Current lineup of Tha Destroyaz is:

Zak Lang - lead vox, electric guitars, acoustic guitar, turntable
Aidan Kelly - drums, mixing & mastering, backing vox, tambourine, maracas, bells, percussion
Sydney Kidd - saxophone, horns, flute
Duncan Baker - backing vox, electric keyboard, synths
Ben McCord - bass, backing vox, electric guitar

Zak Lang & Tha Destroyaz

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