i like how he just says "what" at the end

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

The perfect November mashup if you ask me

Industry God Girl

Pizza Tower OST - Leaning Dream
Joji - Tick Tock

play pizza tower

idea based on this tweet https://twitter.com/JPEGROBBER/status/1628789842736824322

Slipping Dream

Hopes And All Stars

it's been over a month and no one has made an unfounded revenge rip out of this until now
whoa

The most predictable "We Are Number One" joke ever made

Kirby is real And he Tried to suck my Dick (Eek!)

first time bein on soundcloud for this holiday. hope this wasnt too awful.

in other news anyone know why the hell they got rid of soundcloud embeds on discord? if you're reading this you probably know exactly what i'm talking about.

Heavy's September

another ytpmv thought I should upload here https://youtu.be/M_FE1bip3iE

Buy Some Porn Will Ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sis8Hn4s8XI

wait why is there sand in baby park

i dont care that the meme is dead, as soon as i saw that 4chan screenshot i knew this had to be made.

check out the youtube version with visuals.
https://youtu.be/QSpDqliJgEQ

Heavy has an Announcement to Make

i hope this gets deleted
the image took longer than the joke
i wish i didnt make that image ngl

Party Sheep

Created By @circlesarepointless4
Sources: DDLC OST - Sayo-nara, Sub Urban - Cradles. J-Kwon - Tipsy (both original and nyanners cover). Lil Nas X - Panini, The Killers - Mr. Brightside, Nirvana - In Bloom, DDLC OST - Your Reality

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