Mr. Gurst and the Midnight Nuns' first foray into the limelight.

Professional Lapse (Über Deluxe Ver.)

Professional Lapse

The eponymous lead guitarist Mr. Gurst's introduction to the world at large.

For context, the bassist featured in this song, Dirk Strange, is racist, not the song itself.

Course: World History
Period: 7
Instructor: Hughes

Course: Spanish III
Period: 8
Instructor: Garcia

Course: Chess Club
Period: N/A
Instructor: Wilson

The first of four compositions. All compositions were recorded sequentially and have been placed in chronological order on the extended play.

The second of four compositions. All compositions were recorded sequentially and have been placed in chronological order on the extended play.

The third of four compositions. All compositions were recorded sequentially and have been placed in chronological order on the extended play.

The fourth of four compositions. All compositions were recorded sequentially and have been placed in chronological order on the extended play.

A freely gifted demo recording deemed too far from "God" to be placed on the official extended play tracklist.

Been gurstin' like this since '99. Keep it stanky, friendo!