hate how the shittiest people make good music. cant have anything anymore it seems smh

I loved 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

i love all of your songs but this is my fav

Child porn is disgusting and all but daaanm if this isnt the best beat ive heard in awhile.

I like this song but hes terrible(he was found with ch*ld p**n)

its so crazy that he got arrested. i mean i get it but hes such a good singer❤. i love the guy but also lowkey hate him

of course he got arrested for child porn 💀 you guys he’s from florida let’s be real here ✌️💀

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New album, The Revenge Of Hobo Johnson, available June 23

The Revenge Of Hobo Johnson

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I want you back

The deepest thoughts an idiot can have. Questions that shouldn't be answered.

Deep thoughts from an Idiot

Where Are You Now? (feat. girlhouse)

written & performed by Castledoor.  Produced by Aaron Espinoza & Castledoor.  Mixed by Robin Holden.

Dumpster Diving

Stockholm Syndrome

original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaYXFnx_phY

lyrics:
Ya love me, cause I'm right-brained
Ya fuck me like you're insane
I like you, cause you're sorry, always wantin' warnings
Never ever calling, waitin' for 'Good morning'
"Good morning, baby! I'm high, I'm sorry,
I'm high, I'm soaring (Don't ya forget),
I'm high, I'm sorry...I mean it..."
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there's always a lady
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there's always a lady
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there's always a lady
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there she is, she's waiting...
I think I'll let ya back in, I think ya learned your lesson
My gorgeous is foreign, outside snowin'
It ain't even winter, peppermint kiss on your blisters
I don't wanna lie to your face, all I fuckin' want's my escape
Okay, I got cash on the way, let me light up your place...
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there's always a lady
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there's always a lady
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there's always a lady
When I'm comin' down, white Mercedes
There's always a lady, there she is, she's waiting...
White Mercedes...
White Mercedes...

white mercedes - joel faviere

Hi, 

Here's a pretty simple flip of a song that you've probably heard recently, and maybe even like it as much as I do.

Hope you enjoy this rendition and decide to download it, for free.

Scroll down further for lyrics and links to what I think are all of Hobo Johnson's social media and share the love! Share the fuck out of it!




Let's do it
Run it gents
Sorry
Fuck

Oh no!

Whaddup Bob?
God, man
We're a couple kids, five I guess
That like to make a little bit of love
Like to make a little bit of music

Look at that
That's a desk
Just kidding, Bob
It's a table
I don't care about the rules

Hi 
Whats your name?
How are you? 
Hows your life? 
Oh, you got a man? 
Are you in love?
If so, what type? 
Is it just platonic? 
Strictly just as friends? 
Or the type that ties you two together 'till tomorrows end?
If it is.
Disregard every time I call you pretty
Though its meant sincerely its just my imagination drifting
Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's Shoulders 
So I fall to ground 
Collect myself and get ready to take over
Your heart...
Or at least your spare time 

We should go get a cup of coffee
And I'll act friendly
And I wont pull any stunts
But I'm a freakin' stunt puller from birth
So I don't know what to tell you if I try to confess my love for
Scones!

I just wanna tell you real quick please shh shh shh shh
I love 
These scones
Just the diversity between the selection
The raspberry, or the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin which is basically a fuckin' squash
How you gonna make a scone out of a freakin' squash?
It blows my mind!
Oh man!
But what where you talking about?
I'm so sorry to interrupt
Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day?
What was he saying?
What was he talking about?
Oh my god thats crazy
What do I think?
Oh let me think about it, hm hm hm hm
He was being mean at that time
But I'm sure hes gunna turn around at some point

And

I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
Man I really love being loved but I also love 
Not crying on the [Ring]
Man
I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe its the thought of not being so alone
I don't know
The second one's way sadder than the first one
But 
I don't know.

Hi
Whats up?
Yeah
Whats going on?
Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you
Yeah, a huh
It's so great your doing all those things
You should keep doing all of them
I think
Oh yeah my name is Hobo Johnson
I'm a rapper
I'm actually not a rapper
I like to say musician
I like to play guitar sometimes too
I'm just not as good as Derek
It doesn't matter but
She is like the nicest person I've ever met in my whole life
And I'm sure you know because you sleep next to her every night
And you guys just probably cuddle and kiss or whatever
But she, you know, she's just so sweet
And she cared about me a lot when no one else cared about me
And I think that's really nice
You know?
She just a peach
She's a peach
Scone...
She's a peach scone, Bob

And

I love the thought of being with her
I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, man
They say it takes two years to come back
Down
To 
Earth
From that lovely place that you've been
I've heard it's so nice
I've heard it's so nice 
Good for you 
I'm glad
And if you find someone that really loves you for who you are 
Keep being with them, man
'Cause that's what really matters in this life
Bob

Thank you

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Hobo Johnson & The Love Makers - Peach Scone (MHNUS Flip)

My Peach Scone

16 04 16 (JACK'S SONG) - CAVETOWN (AUDIO)

Portland - Bowling Shoes

cavetown // devil town

Its a bit different from the usual but i hope u like it :)

Douchebags

Chorus:
I was sitting at the bus stop
Listening to punk rock
when I saw ur boyfriend walking my way
He’s always trynna start shit
Im always the target
Why u gotta date the ones that I hate?

Why u gotta date that
Got me falling face flat
Everytime u touch him
I just wanna budge in
Baby ur so perfect
He’s not even worth it
Why u gotta date the ones that I hate

Your dating all the doughebags


V1:
Baby u my favourite
That won’t ever change a bit
Every time I see u
My thoughts start to take a trip

U had that sparkle in your eye
Since we met back in grade 5
u always used to wave at me
Which took me by surprise

Now I never understood
Why u always date the mean kids
U have always been nice
But your boyfriends always teasing

Let me have a go 
Show u who I really am
Your heart is half empty 
and ill fill it to the brim
Like

Pre:
He doesn’t even treat u good
Tell me why your standing by his side
I dont understand what u see
Everything is clear to me
Ya

Bridge:
X2
I might dirtbag
At least I’m not a douche
Im sorry for the names
But u know its kind of true
Who u gonna date eh
who u gonna dump
I promise it will work out
If u make me the one

Douchebags (Prod. Tobiaas)

Father - Hobo Johnson (version 2)

Babydoll

Im addicted to sad songs - Powfu

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white mercedes - joel faviere

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