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This Beat Is Sick - Markiplier

Featuring Michael Hoskins as Sans and Papyrus! Please, give his work a look on his voice acting tumblr,  http://voiceactorboy.tumblr.com/ or his soundcloud, https://soundcloud.com/michael-hoskins-13

Once upon a time, lived a very obnoxious ghost in the underground,
living inside a robot host
two skeletons were his best of friends....

"Sans, do it right!"

"I wanna date your brother", the robot starts
Ready go! A shout and blush to heat up your face
again or something along those lines?

Hello I'm Papyrus, the highest of the highest 
so don't you dare even try to look down upon me! (Okay)
So bow down to your white knight, standing here is your royal captain,
The Great Papyrus calls attention to all!

Hey, hold on, , aren't you lying again?
Whaddya saying, that you're part of the royal guard already?

Right, right, right,
I'll leave the rest to you if you want it so bad (hehehe)

You're just so annoying, man just so annoying! 
Acting high and mighty around me like you're a star
Ready aim and fire, LOVE that never tires!
Well okay tonight I'm a little bit beat, yawn~

Causing so much trouble, see my LV double,
C'mon 'ton just admit that I do it in style
And for buying at this "special bargain sale"
I thank you for your service, but I only play it fair!

Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat that skeleton at his very own lazy game
"Who the hell do you think I am?"
Yeah I'm the rulebook, baby that's just a slam
So, are we gonna get this rolling?
Please hurry, I'm dreadfully bored!

Now, now, everyone, come and take my hands please
It's only natural that I'm tranquil
If you really didn't know, I'm great by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater
It's in my blood, you know I'm famous for my cool strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Yes I've won the fight! Peace sign!
Yay!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Guess who earned a gold star for "very good job"!

Dearest Sans please I beg you, Frisk will be my witness
Acting high and mighty around me like you compare
I'll strike even harder, shoot you 'til you topple.
Retribution, punishment, prepare to feel it all!

Looking down upon you, as you two compete for
my affection and my greatness, well
I've made my decision, so hold onto your seats
Neither of you get to have noodles tonight with me!

But it's you, and nobody can compare (Oh? Oh? Oh? Really?!)
You're the only brother that I can bear (Then again you're my only brother... )
Falling to my knees losing like I'm weak (Why, Mettaton, are you all right?!)
Would drive me insane so for tonight it's you and me 
but I'll win hey hey hey hey....


(Oh Papyrus I won't lie I've had my very eyes on you since
the very moment I met you I can't believe how much of a dear
you are and I'll happily be your "friend" forever but I 
really am scared of your brother now that I think about it can we
just get rid of him for a little while now I don't mean kill
him but - no no that's not what I meant!..)

(Now that I think about it I left the pasta running
at home I really oughta go home and turn it off or the pasta
will spoil and burn! What a shame that would be, Frisk was looking
forward to a hearty supper! Wait what was that about killing my brother?
Mettaton I am surprised at you!)

I'm bored, can I go home? (darling no...)

You're just so annoying, God just so annoying! 
Acting slow and lazy around me like you're a waste
Ready aim and fire, heart that never tires!
(Darling, I know you're doing your best but the one to rule will be me!)

Causing so much trouble, "date my brother" trouble,
C'mon Sans you just can't handle my style
I'll take whatever you give, Papyrus will be my date
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and

Wait is that what this is about? I have a date already!
(Huh?!)

Brothers' War ( Childish War parody, ft Mettaton, Sans, Papyrus )

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The Show Must Go On - PurpleRoselyn

An unused track for a cancelled Cweepypasta 2016 Christmas special. 
It was originally made with the intention of Ben singing his version of Jingle Bells. The lyrics are as follows:

Flying through the snow
In a Sonic open sleigh
'round the field we go
Grinning all the way

Bell on my hat ring
Making Sonic cringe
What fun it is to ride and sing 
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, singing Ben, singing Ben
Singing all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a Sonic open sleigh, ey

Singing Ben, singing Ben
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride 
In a Sonic open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a race
And soon God Wannabe
Was doomed to be my slave

Sonic was mean and sly
Evil thoughts filled his mind
He stopped and we got thrown forward 
The sleigh got him out cold, hah

Singing Ben, singing Ben
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to make
Snow angels on the ground, ey

Singing Ben, singing Ben
Singing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to be
With the cweepy family

Singing Ben

Warfstache - Original Song

This song belongs to EmpathP here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH3bMZXA4W8
I kept it here so others could listen to it on Soundcloud!

Flowerfell - Secret Garden - Original Song by EmpathP

Lyrics:
Here in the Garden
Let's play a game
I'll show you how it's done
Here in the Garden
Stand very still
This'll be so much fun
And then she smiled
That's what I'm after
A smile in her eyes
The sound of her laughter
Happy to listen
Happy to play
Happily watching her drift away
Happily waiting
All on my own
Under the endless sky
Counting the seconds
Standing alone
As thousands of years go by
Happily wondering
Night after night
Is this how it works?
Am I doing it right?
Happy to listen
Happy to stay
Happily watching her drift away
If keep on turning pages for people who don't care
People who don't care about you
And still, it takes you ages to see that no one's there
See that no one's there
See that no one's there
Everyone's gone on without you
Finally something
Finally news
About how the story ends
She doesn't exist now
Survived by her son
And all of her brand new friends
Isn't that lovely?
Isn't that cool?
And isn't that cruel
And aren't I a fool to have
Happily listened
Happily stay
Happily watching her drift
Drift
Drift away

Remix/Cover by CG5
Art by Hunter B
Edited by me

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