something i had planned for long time :3 sorry for all teh cancer involved..

originally a ERBOG, adopted to ERBOE, which has now been cnacelled :c

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ENTERTAINMENT!
BEN DROWNED!
VS!
NES GODZILLA!
BEGIN!

NES Godzilla:
You better be scared, so called possessed statue from Hell
I killed Mellisa, guess what? You fell!
You’ll feel every hit I make on your player!
You are jealous that my story is longer and better, you hater!
Even if you have the fifth monster, you won’t get away!
Now pop the cartridge in the NES and FREAKIN’ PLAY!
Go ahead, kill yourself in that lake- nobody will care!
Now, time to haunt your soul with my BLACK-EYED STARE!

Ben Drowned:
You shouldn’t have done that. I’ll put you in that lake
You’re just a sad, puny monster- who’s obviously a fake!
Me vs You? This’ll be a piece of cake!
Your mouth is big as Hell- what are you? The Rake?
I’ll scar you so bad, it’ll make you weep
Just call me Jeff The Killer, ‘cause I’ll make you go to sleep. SLEEP!
My raps will leave you like Zachary, STUNNED
Here, I’ll give you a tip: FREAKING RUN!
 
NES Godzilla:
Oh please, BEN, at least I didn’t drown!
I’m killing you through the game, so don’t make a sound
Jadusable even said you’re fake, you little fail!
You’re heating up BEN, why don’t you bail?
You can never mess with me, I’m the best
Think you’re better than me? Dude, you’re not even better than the rest!
You’re not the ONLY gaming creepypasta that is good.
Now, just go chill with Skull Kid IN THE LOST WOODS!

Ben Drowned:
KILL, KILL, KILL, IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?!
I DONT NEED THE MASKED SALESMAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL PAIN!
THE MOON WILL FALL AND IT WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR DEATH
THOSE ENEMY SPRITES ARE PROBABLY PHOTOSHOPPED- GIVE IT A REST!
JUST LIKE TITANOSAURUS, I’M BIG, RED AND MEAN
I’M THE MOST EVIL THING THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!
SO WHEN THE SOUTH CLOCK RINGS, PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!
YOU’VE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE, HAVEN’T YOU?

Sonic.EXE:
Hehehe, you’d all better run like Tails, Knuckles and Eggman!
When I reach you, you’ll all have drastic effects!
My bleeding eyes will haunt your asses anyday, everyday
You two guys SERIOUSLY need to stop being fucking gaymates!
Welcome to Hill Act 1 where you will meet your end
Lets play hide and seek and we’ll all be good friends.
Your stories are as overrated and complicated than C.O.D!
You can all obey me, because, I. AM. GOD!

Tails Doll:
You all won’t be seeing the sunshine, after this battle is done
Pop in the Sonic R so we can have some fun
BEN’s Song of Unhealing doesn’t do shit
Can You Feel the Sunshine? I’m about to make a big hit
When it reaches 1, prepare to see a glow of pink light
Because really, it’s the only sunshine you’re seeing tonight.
Sonic.EXE- really? I’m glad your shitty pasta is DONE
All of you have been murdered, the Tails Doll has won!

MARIO:
Let’s a go! It’s MARIO here to scare you with MY TERRIFYING FACE
Sonic.EXE and Tails Doll, go make out you disgraces!
How can you beat me, when all your crappypasta’s are shit?
Trying to avoid my game, JUST. PLAY. IT!
My game is a living hell, you’ll be left like Adam
I’m the best freaking Mario pasta ever alive!
I actually have proof, but even BEN was proved to be fake!
Uh oh, looks like I died, I’LL TAKE YOU WITH ME IN MY GRAVE!

Herobrine:
STOP! You're rhymes are just as terrifying as the pain I bring,
MARIO can suck a dick, cause he isn’t even worth anything!
Stop with your petty lines, or I’ll stab with a diamond axe
I’M THE MOST GORY THING TO COME OUT OF MINECRAFT!
I’ll turn into a cow and turn back and repeat
It’s time for you guys to simply taste your defeat!
You guys are stupid go suck on some cocks
You now seen the wrath of the brother of Notch!

I HATE YOU:
Hello everyone I am here to let you say your goodbyes
You guys will suffer a painful death like how I died
Red, stop torturing Melissa and do something with your life
And BEN, I’ll leave you like Jadusable- CRYING
Herobrine, Sonic.EXE and Tails Doll? What a joke
And MARIO, I HATE YOU more, I’m gonna make you choke
I’ve clearly won this fight, and now I’ll make you fall
It’s time to end this verse, I HATE YOU ALL!

Uboa:
Don’t flick the light switch, you’ll meet your doom
You may not realize it yet, but you’ll be dead soon
Godzilla, I’ve seen a better story at a campground,
BEN, go back to what you were gonna do- DROWN!
Sonic, Tails, and MARIO, your hacked games don't scare me
I come out of nowhere, and then you’ll see,
That I may be a girl, but my rhymes are more affective,
Your HP’s went down, now let’s see who’s the better easter egg

Luna Game (Luna):
You try to beat me? You won’t see that day!
All I have to say for you is that the End is Neigh!
Luna Game (Creepybloom):
BOO! It’s Creepybloom, and you’ll be gone like KABOOM
When you see my face, you’ll always be scared to your doom!
Luna Game (Luna):
Not to scary enough for you? Just meet Zalgo Pinkie Pie
Luna Game (Creepybloom):
When we’re on your desktop, you’d better prepare to die
Luna Game (Luna):
We cross our heart and hope to fly that you’ll lose, my friends,
Luna Game (All):
Aha, look’s like this is the Luna Game End!

Story of the Blanks:
Oh, so it’s the end? Well, not quite yet,
My dark eyes will really make you fret!
You guys may be on the top, but we’re the ones who are rare!
And Luna Game can’t even compare to this scare!
This is the story of the blanks, you’ll all be the blanks
I’ll carve all of your cutie marks off, so you’re the blank flanks!
The only way to describe you is like Scootaloo, chickens!
When you play MY game, you’ll be running for the dickens!

Slenderman:
Glad you arrived, your end is coming
I know I have no face, but you won’t keep running.
I beat Rayman, so you're gonna lose as well
Once I’m done, you’ll all be relaxing in hell!
My tentacles will grab your testicles, and rip them into many,
Oh wait, I forgot, you don’t have any.
Your soul will be gone, at the end of this fight,
But, remember, you won’t see me in sight!

SCP-173:
Don’t blink! I’m like a Weeping Angel!
You guys are failures, and also has-been’s from Hell!
You guys are literally older than a 1950’s reel
Blanks, you’ve still got blank flanks? That’s an epic fail!
BEN, you lost to me so just go away and hide
Slenderman, you’re so quiet, you were never identified!
I will never die, but all you pastas just stink
And just to remind you, DON’T EVER BLINK!

BRVR:
IT’S BRVR! Wanna play a little game?
You want to be a part of the Dead Channel? Too bad, I get all the fame!
At the end of this, your HP will fall- how would you fight?
I’ll leave the dance floor with all your blood and organs tonight!
How’s the video game now? You still love me very well?
My game is like the updated MARIO, A LIVING HELL!
Uboa is fucked up, not scary, you fucking hoax!
I’m the ultimate PokePasta! All of you guys are jokes.

Lavender Town:
Hello fellows. Welcome to the LAVENDER TOWN!
Everyone knows I’m the best PokePasta around
You won’t know what’s coming as soon as I hit
I’ll make you hear the dang song and let the FEELINGS SINK IN!
I know you wanna commit suicide. Come on, DO IT
When I heard your creepypasta’s we’re good, I knew it was bullshit
Gonna finish you off by making you kids and teens die!
This verse is done, and I’ve made you commit suicide!

Misfortune.GB:
I exist within the very fabric of reality. Do you wanna challenge me?
You’ll all feel the wrath of Misfortune.GB
Put on the Game Boy, so you can be found dead,
Slenderman, go back to stalking children you rapist
Sonic.EXE, I am your God, here
When you play my game, you’ll be left in tears!
MARIO and BRVR? I’d rather play Yume Nikki
You can say that this is your Misfortune.GB!

The Theater:
Hello you all, welcome to The Theater, please take a seat,
But you better pick a movie, or it will bring your defeat.
What do you chose, a comedy, or lovely romance?
It doesn't matter, you’ll be dead in advance.
You’ll be stupid enough to wander around the building,
Everyone does, they don’t know what’s coming.
Stare at my swirled face, what do you see?
Thank you, now P̬̖̼̪̯͉͠L̙̣̣̥̕E̻͎̝Ạ̵̟͇̞͔S̲E͔̱̬̳̥̻͡ ̬̮̗͔̯̜E̩̮͞N͏JOY̭̼̭̠͈̤ ͙͚T̶HE ̟̗̫̠̮̻̘MO͈̼V̭̤̘͇͎̼I̤̰̘E̖͙̠̲͙͍!̡̱̱̲̰

Polybius:
Hello there you all, you wanna play a game?
Lavender, Misfortune and The Theater are fucking lame!
The beat’s going so fast, is it giving you a seizure?
My game’ll scar you so hard, I’LL SEE YOU IN YOUR OWN NIGHTMARES.
SCP-173, YOU’RE A FUCKING WEEPING ANGEL!
WHEN YOU PLAY MY GAME, YOU WOULDN’T HANDLE
YOU MAY BE FROM HELL BUT I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL MORE HELL
I’M MORE GORIER THAN ANY PASTA, OH LOOK, YOU FELL

Giygas:
You’re Earthbound to find yourself’s dead and I’ll feel shameless
For you can’t handle the fucking wrath of Giygas!
When you see my 2nd form, you’ll be scared out of your jimmies!
Nobody cares if you’re god, Misfortune and Sonic.EXE
BEN and NES Godzilla are fucking worthless
Tails Doll and Herobrine? What a fucking mess
BRVR and Uboa? What funny names
Allow the real truth of Giygas to make you feel shame!

Creepy Black:
Now hold on a second, what’s a battle without this Creepy Black?
Everyone wants to play me, but now I’m on your tracks!
Of course I’m more creepy, it’s why they call me Creepy Black
After I hit your HP so hard you wouldn’t dare to attack back!
What’s up with your stories? Freakin’ crap about death
After this, I’ll leave you all like Strangled Red
Gay-gus, Fails Doll and Heroine are really rare to find
I’m really popular, but of course, you’ll always be left behind!

Evil Otto:
You retards are fake, you don't have any real proof!
When I come along, you’ll be scared to your doom
I have real evidence coming from news articles!
Prepare to have a loss by your LIFE BEING STOLEN!
Zilla, BEN, and EXE, scary doesn't describe you
Tails, Mario and Herobrine, JUST GET THE HELL OF HERE DUDE!
Uboa, I hate you! Same with Luna Game!
Slendy, your a story of blank faces! SCP, YOUR FUCKING LAME!
You PokePastas, dont mess with me, I killed IRL!
Theater and Polybius what a Misfourtune! Your games made me hurl!
Giygus and Creepy Black, you faggots are just dirt
You guys better be scared in this Frenzy, I’M GOING BERSERK!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ENTERTAINMENT!

1. NES Godzilla - MarioWorldGuy (Done)
2. BEN Drowned - Kyle Juin (Done)
3. Sonic.EXE - Eric Chibiterasu (Done)
4. Tails Doll - RoboTurtle (Done)
5. MARIO - Anthony (Done)
6. Herobrine - ToonPrince (Done)
7. I HATE YOU - MarioWorldGuy (Done)
8. Uboa - Riven (Done)
9. Luna Game - Emogak and Kyle J (Done)
and Creepybloom - Kyle Juin (Done)
10. Story of the Blanks - (Supposed to be) Stephanie
11. Slenderman - Vincent (Done)
12. SCP-173 - Zander Peers (Done)
13. BRVR - ToonPrince (Done)
14. Lavender Town - CMRB (Done)
15. Misfortune.GB - (Supposed to be) Mat4yo
16. The Theater - Vincent (Done)
17. Polybius - Kyle Juin (Done)
18. Giygas - Ciaran McGinn (Done)
19. Creepy Black - MarioWorldGuy (Done)
20. Evil Otto - Vincent (Done)

Beat Producers:
1. NES Godzilla & BEN: Bzaafied
3. Sonic.EXE: DJ SonicFreak
4. Tails Doll: ?
5. MARIO: JB Sounds
6. Herobrine: Vincent Otake
7. I HATE YOU:
8. Uboa: DJ Flose
9. Luna Game: Young Choppa
10. Story of the Blanks: Allrounda Beats
11. Slenderman: Vincent Otake
12. SCP-173: RMXLab
13. BRVR: DJ SonicFreak
14. Lavender Town: MrSmoothBeatz
15. Misfortune.GB: Raisi K.
16. The Theater:
17. Polybius: Cyrov Instrumental
18. Giygas: DJ Blazy
19. Creepy Black: Jace D.
20. Evil Otto: Yonas-K

Written by Kyle Juin, MarioWorldGuy, Zander Peers and Vincent Otake


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