Women Cage Security Gaurd
by Ryan Hailey

Let me tell you about my 9 to 5
I am in security
The hours are long but it pays the bills
& you got a lot of time to think

I'm the one who guards the cage
that we hold all the women in
& I know you feel my pain
it gets fuckin annoyin

Let me tell ya bout my 9 to 5
i get a big flashlight
an if the girls are bein' bad
I get to shine it in their eyes

People like it when you tell the truth
So I would never lie
I'm the guard at a woman cage
I've worked there since July

I think it's workin out pretty well
I like my boss okay
I sign off on the packages
we get a new shipment everyday
of brand new women
time for me to clean the cage
because it's Friday
Oh how I hate Friday's Now Oh

Oh Oh Oh...
I hate women Oh
Oh oh oh Oh
I hate women

Let me tell ya bout my 9 to 5
I am in security
I'm a mothafuckin' guard at a mothafuckin' cage
& I motahfuckin' can't believe that I still
that I still mothafuckin work here
I should just quit for me
It is time to get on with my life
and follow my mothafuckin dreams
I'm gonna be a star, unless there's a way
that the women all go free

Some people Saaaaaayyy
That we should knock down the cage
But I think those people are insane
it's as if they're not afraid
for the safety of the entire human race

Some people Saaaaaayyy
That we should knock down the cage
But they haven't seen what I've seen
Oh these women can get mean
There's a reason that it was built in the first place



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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I love women.





03 Woman Cage Security Gaurd

The Fire

I Wonder Where They Go

Frying Pan Again4

The Brand New Frying Pan

Brand New Frying Pan Final

LYRICS:

THE PERFECT DAY
by The Acorns

It’s a perfect day
In almost every way
But I got a lot a lot on my mind
I cut my dick off real late last night
But I sewed it back on in time
Don’t you worry
About little ole me
i am gonna gonna gonna be fine
oh ive cut my dick off a thousand times
an its always turned out alright

& babababababa
I am havin such a real good day
And its not everyday 
That ya feel this way
But theres something just about today
And mymymymymymy
Makes me wanna start to dance
Send my report card 
Down to Julliard
I think I really gotta chance

nanananananannnnana
(dont cut off your penis. it seriously hurts)

in a perfect world
on the perfect day
in a utopian society
I would wake up at noon
chug a mountain dew
And win the lottery
Id go back in time
It would blow my mind
I would take a trip back to last night
and id reconsider
Cutting off my weiner
I can make better use of my time

And babababababa
I am havin such a real good day
And its not everyday 
That ya feel this way
But theres something just about today
And mymymymymym
I am goin out to get some snacks
Now let me know if u wanna go
Otherwise ill be right back


The Perfect Day by The Acorns

My Own Hanaukah Store by The Acorns

LYRICS

The Eradicator
killed my entire family
They parished
in Metropolis
with half of the city

My grandma’s dead
And my uncle Ted
And my Sister Janey
The Eradicator
killed my entire family

My Uncle Frank
And my Cousin Sue
Four brothers and a niece
The Eradicator
killed my entire family

My godmother
Three times removed
She was shot by his beam
The Eradicator
killed my entire family


Eradicator Theme (cut 1)

LYRICS:


Orgg sits alone
On his own
Family’s stone
In his cave alone
It’s the only thing he owns
He plays with a bone
That he found awhile ago
he puts it to his dome
and talks in it like a phone
Oh Orggg. Wouldn’t know, what to do
If he had a phone x 2

Orgg has a wife
That he treats rather nice
she lets him on top of her
Whenever he likes
And Orgg has some kids
But seven of them died
Orgg called for an ambulance
But it never arrived

Oh Orgg wouldn’t know
What to do if he was told
That the ambulance was here and it was time to go

Oh ORGG
Wants to know!
EVERYTHING HE WASN’T TOLD!


Orgg

LYRICS:

This, is , the
storm before the calm
Before the storm
This, is , the
storm before the calm
Before the storm
Oh there’s a storm that’s gonna come
but before that there’s a calm
and—even before that
there is a storm!

oh when it does get calm
Don’t get too comfortable
Cause we got another storm
A comin strong

Get all of your kids
And tie them up down in the basement
I hope you weren’t planning
on a-going any places
when it rains
It pours
& now it’s pouring in the basement
This is the storm before the calm before the storm

This is the calm before the storm
this is the calm before the storm
oh that wasn’t all that bad
But it wont be that way for long
Because we got another storm
a comin on!!!!

Oh my anticipation 
Is causing a vibration
Or maybe that’s just- 
THE STORM!!!!!

THIS IS A STORM!!
THIS IS A STORM!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!


The Storm Before The Calm Before The Storm

LYRICS:

That took you way too long
To say what you wanted to tell me
this is not a song
it’s a conversation
an I’ve only been a-listening
But while I wait
While I’ve waited
been thinking about all the juicy things
That are happenin to me
and I cannot wait to see
What yer gonna think---

You’vwe tried my patience
Now its time for me to try yours
At the station
I need someone to talk to
And I never want them
To ignore
Why don’t we talk
While we walk
I don’t wanna waste
Another minute of my life
While you are telling me a story
And I just wanna be polite
































CAUSE I
I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT ME!!!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!



  









The Acorns

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