White City - phone voice memo

Dolewave meets hip hop in a song about loneliness with a flute solo. A race record from Melbourne's West. If you've ever felt utterly alone then this is the nonsense limerick for you.

Lonely Lonely

December Is The Friday Of The Year

Slide guitar garage rock casiotone interracial duet.

Football Wife

Sypathising with the polies. This is what rock music has come to. 

The Treasurer

A little number about precipitation in the Fitzroyalty regions. We humbly offer this one up as a homage to all our fellow Inner Northern Melbournians or to all those who are Inner Northern Melbournians at heart.

Inner Northern Melbourne Rain (Somewhat Synthy Version)

I'm going to pick myself You're just saying that cause your sick Sit with the Indians cause they don't cause trouble like the black bitches Scrawny African kids bogan track suits dickheads football nightclub dickheads those saturday night fuckers are scary as fuck Put my headphones on quick theyre in my front jeans pocket and its safer to look sideways and not be able to see or hear oblivious act like you're not seeing shit like youre not noticing it hunch up in the corner and sit bought chips and I regret it cause  theyr useless and they make me a target and the sauce was a dollar and they knew it and even in art films I'm looking for a glimpse of youthful uniformed underwear upskirts I'm going to make something big and dark and scary I'm going to pick myself contribute something big after chips and shallow wanking and passing wind on a roaring noiseless train no more wistful nor listless no more jangly or kissless no more indie dismissless no more wimpy or hipster now im frankston metal fucking zone and black bitch wailing and racism against Africans whose fights and fear I've gotta deal with and not write about or write about and be ignored like a movie character screaming into a dark abyss i wanna be part of this and it'll be so jangly and so grand and so hip and so part of a movement and maybe not the major player but a major peripheral note in the history of a movement that's happening right now and not by a stuck up Japanese hipster who is too for school and doesn't show her panties or roll down a hill I'm going to pick myself.

Black Bitches (motherfucking fuck fuck version)

Idiots

Emotional drama. This should have been flip side to "Friday on my mind". Beach boys meets Mazzy Star.

Flower Friday

Ballarat road (rehearsal)

Following the noble four fold path of guitar bass drums and casios The Actor Buddhists are the most pious bunch of monkerfuckers this side of Bodh Gaya.

The Actor Buddhists

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