mixed and mastered by that handsome devil thomas aston

Wobbly Toof

The Anonymous' catchy, lovey-dovey sell-out song. 

LOL jk... 

Nobody offered us money.. :'(

mixed and mastered by that handsome devil thomas aston

Only Only

A quick take of one of our new songs at a local youth centre
Its called "I Dunno", got a catchy riff and a bluesy feel, 
hope you like it 


I Dunno [Demo]

End Of The World

Let's make some perfect nonsense together. 

Puffin Noises

Aaron Walawalkar - Vocals, Guitar
Tom Poffley - Bass
Adam Williams - Drums
Joe "Jovis" Lane - B.Vocals, Guitar

The Anonymous discovered one another whilst at a mutual friends party one afternoon in the late-July of 1987. These four, lovely girls were not the type to go unnoticed. Quite the contrary, they expressed their uniqueness boldly in the garments they wore on such social occasions. 
However, it was on this fine afternoon in the late-July of 1987 that the as yet unacquainted Aaron, Jovis, Tomas and Adam would find themselves horrified upon the discovery that their expressions of individualism had be compromised.
"That fuckin' bitch is wearing my dress!" are the spiteful words heard leaving Adam's mouth."I'll fucking kill her.." parried Tomas. 
The girls were unamused. All four were dressed identically to the finest detail yet little did they know that this would provide as a catalyst in the creation of the world's finest band.
As the mutual friends party descended rapidly into a bloody massacre, the four girls found between them an unparalleled bond. The similarity of their dresses was not purely coincidental but rather prophetical, marking a predestined commonality. Upon realisation of this, they greeted each other with a warm,lubricated and very naked embrace. And so, a lesbian orgy ensued for 13 long years.
After this orgy, the foursome discovered their musical direction and became The Anonymous. END.



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