Taken from the 2010 compilation album 'Revival Of Fortunes'
Original version taken from the album 'The Porn Star Valet'

Freebird [Edit]

Taken from the 2010 compilation album 'Revival Of Fortunes'
Original version taken from 'Zebra Vs Pelican Crossing''

Superhero (With No Super Powers)[Edit]

Taken from the original soundtrack album 'Transformers'

Unicrom Theme [Edit]

The One [Edit]

Taken from the original soundtrack album 'Transformers-The Movie'

Light Our Darkest Hour [Edit]

Taken from the 2010 compilation album 'Revival Of Fortunes'
Original version taken from 'Funk Messiahs!'

Cockolded [Edit]

Fire In Your Eyes (Transformers Theme) [Edit]

Emptying their special sack of joy onto your playlist this Christmas! 'Beer, Jugs & Bratwursts' the 1st track lifted from 'The Bastions' Christmas EP of the same name.

Beer, Jugs & Bratwursts! (A Very Funny Song About German Beer & Sausages)

2nd track taken from 'The Bastions' Christmas EP 'Beer, Jugs & Bratwursts'  

Santa Love

'The Karaoke Suicides' the 3rd track lifted from 'The Bastions' Christmas EP 'Beer, Jugs & Bratwursts'

The Karaoke Suicides

'Christmas Comes' the 4th track lifted from 'The Bastions' Christmas EP 'Beer, Jugs & Bratwursts'. This was originally released a few years ago. Since then the band have dusted it off and served it with stuffing.

Christmas Comes [2012 Remix]

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