Mean Bean Bracket

Mashup: @gloomi-809911538.

CONTESTANT #12 - SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

CONTESTANT #13 - PORYGON

CONTESTANT #14 - ????

CONTESTANT #15 - ????

CONTESTANT #16 - ????

Songs Used: [ROSTER CHANGES HAVE OCCURED SINCE THE RELEASE OF THIS TRACK, SOME MAY NOT EXACTLY CORRESPOND]

Battle with Infinite: First Bout - Sonic Forces (GameCube/????)
Lavender Town - Pokemon Red and Blue (Porygon/Generation 1)
N Stole My Bike - YTMND (SNG/YTMND)
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LoveGame - Lady Gaga (Porygon/Banned Media)
Theme Song - Futurama (SNG/Time Travel)
GameCube Startup (GameCube/Offsource)

PHANTOM ILLUSIONS

Mashup: @gloomi-809911538

Maka Albarn

-Atsushi Okubo Works (Soul Eater, Fire Force, Soul Eater Not!)

-Any anime by Studio Bones (My Hero Academia, Mob Psycho 100, Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Halloween-themed media and songs, as well as songs commonly associated with the Halloween season (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Trick 'r' Treat, Monster Mash)
(Thriller, Ghostbusters, (Don't Fear) The Reaper)

-Songs related to souls and death (Last Living Souls, Hey Soul Sister, When You Die)

-Songs used in notable Soul Eater AMVs (You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Shut Me Up, Paralyzer)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

South - Kawai Sprite (Halloween)
Last Living Souls - Gorillaz (Souls)
Resonance - Soul Eater (Atsushi Okubo/Studio Bones)
Miss Jackson - Panic! at the Disco (Soul Eater AMVs)
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley (Soul Eater AMVs)
"IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH" Voice Clip - SrPelo (Halloween)

Spooky Month!!

Mashup: @stupid-babey-bitch

Mean Bean Team

They've come to make an announcement! This delightfully devilish duo is here to host Mean Bean Bracket! Their offer for the winner? The GameCube 2! Oh, and the prized Phantom Ruby, but more importantly the GameCube 2!

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Tropical Resort (Act 2) - Sonic Colors (bing bng the wicked bitch is dead)
Treasure - Bruno Mars (Offsource)
Gentle Breeze - Trauma Center: Under The Knife 2 (Offsource)

Treasure Resort

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i'll fuckin update descriptions later every track in the event is by @kizuchan

The Savings Are Your Enemy

Remind Jade

Track by Acerola
Art by Acerola/HandedHeart
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Alola! There won't be any quotes for this track due to the more serious announcement at hand. When Dimensional Crisis went on hiatus, many characters previously unrevealed were shuffled around/cut to fit with the current balance changes. Due to the overlap between both Blart and Macklemore with the Shopping/Stores source, both characters not being backroom favorite to work with and (as the owner) feeling like both characters felt lackluster to what the rest of the main roster brought to the table, UB Report and UB Nova will no longer be competing in Dimensional Crisis. Both characters will 100% stay in dc as bonus/staff characters and will receive tracks alongside the main roster. Both replacements have been decided but will be revealed at a later date. Enjoy the track and remember: It all comes together in the end. 
Alola!
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SOURCES:
NicoCW- Ring Rink Round 1-1 (Ristar)
Queen- We Will Rock You (Adam Sandler/Kevin James Media: Pixels)
Smash Mouth- All Star (Space)
Tally Hall- Turn The Lights Off (Things associated with Halloween: Freaky Creatures [i will stretch this source just this once...])

Ring Streak Round 1-1: "Put the Rist is Christmas"

WHAT'S POPPIN FUCKERS? The Drow Pimp is back baby in the body of some chick with two paper wads. Sorry this bracket's taking so long, there's been a lot of internal conflict if you know what I'm sayin? I'mma let Kellen keep running the Discord beeteedubs.

Sourcelist for you losers:
The Innuendo - Isotope (General Corruption/Discontinued/Too Afraid To Diss/Shock Horror/GLITCHES)
Noisemaker - WonderWow (Things the Drow Pimp Likes: Drugs/General Corruption/Discontinued Media/Quirky Earthbound-esque RPGs/Drugs/Addictive Substances/Gore) 
Lil Darkie - AIR RAID (FREESTYLE) (Inappropriate Behavior/Words/Too Afraid To Diss/Californian/Horrorcore/Traps/MORAL CORRUPTION)
DanTDM - Mirror Sailboat (Gaming Content Creators/British Artists/Too Afraid To Diss/PEOPLE NAMED DAN/IN THE WATER) 
Madeon - You’re On (Romantic Turmoil) 
APlatypuss - All Eyes On Me (Gaming Content Creators/Musicals/Netflix/OLD YOUTUBE INDIVIDUALS; BO BURNHAM/PLATY INJOKES/SPHERICAL; EYES/FEARS)
Toby Fox - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Original Version) (Things the Drow Pimp Likes: Derse/MSPA/Toby Fox/Musicals/Politics/Murderers/Bladed Weapons/COMICS/SUITS/WAYS TO DIE IN AMONG US: STAB WOUNDS/FEARS) 
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At? (Roguelikes/Murder) 
The Beatles - A Day In The Life (Referenced in Audrey’s Works/Narrative Concept Albums/British Artists/UNSOLVED MYSTERIES/TIME) 
The Greatest Showman - The Other Side (Advice/Gaming Content Creators; Last Life SMP/Musicals/Obsession/MONEY)
bronze - pa$$ the time (Politics/Politicians/Villains Who Won/Netflix/Adult Animation/MORAL CORRUPTION/TIME) 
The Stupendium - AD INFINITUM (General Corruption/Words/Wordplay/Deltarune/Too Afraid To Diss/British Artists/Phones/Bizarre MVs/MONEY/GLITCHES) 
The Hexane Music Team - Drow Pimp in the Crib (All Sources/MSPFA/Discontinued/Cancelled/COMICS) 
The Chalkeaters - COUNT TO THREE (Valve/Musicals/British Artists/Too Afraid To Diss/Villains Who Won/MORAL CORRUPTION/MONEY) 
Queen - We Will Rock You (AMA Appearance/British Artists)
We The Sus Music - Mask Sus Remix (General Corruption/Wordplay/Gaming Content Creators/Too Afraid To Diss/Drugs/Bizarre MVs/THE MIND) 
Jonathan Coulton - Bikini Bottom Day (Referenced in Audrey’s Works/JoCo/Musicals/IN THE WATER) 
atsuover - Nerves (Trans Artists/Too Afraid To Diss/Addiction/WHAT YOU FEAR: MORTALITY) 
Lemon Demon - Bill Watterson (Weirdcore/Gore/Murder/Obsession/COMICS/FANFICTION/OLD YOUTUBE INDIVIDUALS; NEIL CICIEREGA) 
Mega Drive - Acid Spit (Things the Drow Pimp Likes: Violence/Drugs/Murder/Phones)

PIMPED UP IN THE CLUB

A modern track that succinctly summarizes my modern-day nostalgia. I'll miss you

Camellia - Tera I/O
DJ Yoshitaka - Evans
Kanye West - Lift Yourself
MAX MAXIMIZER VS DJ TOTTO - Rebellio
bermei.inazawa - quixotic
M2U - Marigold
PHQUASE vs DJ TOTTO - TWO-TORIAL
Volant - Cerulean
Nomico - Bad Apple!!
sasakure.uk - AVALON (2020 Remaster)
Sobrem x Silentroom - Random
Synthion - Hypervelocity
REDALiCE - ALiVE
DJ TECHNORCH ft. 宇宙★海月 - 金野火織の金色提言
Mr. Asyu - Haunted Dance
Iris ft. Eli - Keep you safe
ATSUMI UEDA - Harmonia
Aiobahn & Vin - About U
猫叉Master ft. ATSUMI UEDA - Anelis
ねこかぶりサイクロン(xi+ねこみりん) ft. えみゅう。 - After Burner

[ SCRAPPED LIGHTNING ROUND TRACK ] "Rhythm game source" knowledge

Mashup: @beedrill-ethnostate

Porygon

-The Pokémon anime (Pokérap, Pokémon World, Pokémon 2.B.A Master)

-Songs related to computers and computer viruses (Error remixes, Virus by Deltron 3030, Computer Boy)

-Banned media that made headlines, as well as any banned TV show episodes (Blurred Lines, Mortal Kombat, Deadpool)

-Pokémon games from Generation 1, as well as any Generation 1 remakes and Game Corner themes (Red and Blue, Pokémon Snap, Pokémon Stadium)

-Pre-PlayStation games with polygonal or mock-polygonal graphics (Star Fox, Virtua Fighter, I, Robot)

Art by: moonior

Songs Used:

Kitsune^2 - PKMN
Prototype VIP - Glaze
Space Jam - Quad City DJs [Banned Media - MBB Ban List]
Goose On The Loose - Dan Bull [Banned Media - MBB Ban List]
Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke ft. T.I & Pharrell [Banned Media]
Toxic - Britney Spears [Banned Media - MBB Ban List]
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny [Banned Media - MBB Light Ban List]

SFX:

I spent a day with FURRIES (face reveal) - AnthonyPadilla
Lopunny and Gardevoir Cries - Various Pokemon Titles

Moemon^2 (Radio Clean)

(RETRO 03 - CHIPTUNE JAKE)

My retro dad is in a relationship with him? Or something. I don't know. He makes me retro.

- Retro advertisements
(State of Unrest, Taking Stock, Soy Yo)
- Clothing items, with a focus on retro ones
(Low, How Low, Hot Pants)
- Retro phones & calling
(Hotline Bling, Call me maybe, Baby Hotline)
- Three in the retro morning
(3AM, 3am, 3am)

RETRO YO

HAVE YOU FOUND IT ?

I Lost My Phone At Berghain

No Money No Sleep

Mashup: @carmelfunny

Maka Albarn

-Atsushi Okubo Works (Soul Eater, Fire Force, Soul Eater Not!)

-Any anime by Studio Bones (My Hero Academia, Mob Psycho 100, Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Halloween-themed media and songs, as well as songs commonly associated with the Halloween season (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Trick 'r' Treat, Monster Mash)
(Thriller, Ghostbusters, (Don't Fear) The Reaper)

-Songs related to souls and death (Last Living Souls, Hey Soul Sister, When You Die)

-Songs used in notable Soul Eater AMVs (You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Shut Me Up, Paralyzer)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Kyoutou to Tassei Kan - Mob Psycho 100 (Studio Bones)
Resonance - Soul Eater (Atsushi Okubo/Studio Bones)
Again - Fullmetal Alchemist (Studio Bones)
Spooky Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold (Halloween)

Resonance Rate: 100%

Hello! This is Gloomi, owner of Heart of the Cards, or as it will now be known, Mean Bean Bracket! I found myself very dissatisfied with the Persona theming of Heart of the Cards. It limited my potential for writing and also led to an aesthetic that i found to be... mediocre. This change is for the better of the tournament, and I promise this won't happen again! This is a simple aesthetic change, no contestants or tracks will be removed and new thumbnails should be up very very soon! Thank you for sticking with us!

- Gloomi

I've Come To Make An Announcement [READ DESCRIPTION]

This is the third account for Mean Bean Bracket!

FIRST ACCOUNT: @mean-bean-bracket
SECOND ACCOUNT: @mean-bean-act-2

Mean Bean Bracket is a 16 contestant tournament where the contestants will attempt to get the GameCube 2! A new revolutionary console designed by our hosts, Dr. Eggman and Satan. As well as the Phantom Ruby, but that's not important!

#01 - Maka Albarn
#02 - The Midnight Crew
#03 - NewGunners [ELIMINATED]
#04 - Vibri [ELIMINATED]
#05 - Big Bill Hell
#06 - Met [ELIMINATED]
#07 - Stan Smith
#08 - Clover
#09 - Boosters
#10 - The Prince [ELIMINATED]
#11 - Jill Stingray [ELIMINATED]
#12 - Safety Not Guaranteed [ELIMINATED]
#13 - Porygon
#14 - Nux-Taku [ELIMINATED?]
#15 - Straight Outta Scranton [ELIMINATED]
#16 - Chiaki and Monomi

Remind Jade

Mean Bean Bracket - Act 3

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