You will never find us. We live beneath you. if you live in the penthouse, you might take an awkward ride in the elevator with us when you are coming back from work. We will reek of noodle soup. We don't work, but we have access to consumer credit (for the time being).

If you live in a basement apartment and constantly ask yourself why you studied liberal arts, then you might hear us in the earth beneath you. You will probably think it is municipal plumbing or the subway knocking around down there...it's not. It's us.

It doesn't matter where you live. We are beneath you. It's underground...we are The Bears Downstairs :|

