Merry Christmas 2014 Everybody! 

The Biscuit Situation are back with a Christmas number for you all!  The theme of this song is Christmas that watches over us through the ages, and is personified clearly in the person of American actor James Stewart.

A brand new EP of non-festive pop hits will be coming your way early 2015, so look out, they're coming for you!

(Please note that this is a non-professional home recording, so be gentle with us).

Merry Christmas Jimmy Stewart

Another Biscuit Situation bedroom demo.  

Analogue Girl (first draft)

Happy Christmas 2015 everybody, here's a song about finding a Starfish washed up on the beach, and noticing that it looks uncannilly like stars in the sky, also known as the jelly men.

This was written in November 2014 by The Biscuit Situation. It is not a professional recording.

Star Song

Library Girl

Land of Literature

Tinsel Song

Introducing Christmas

An unfinished bedroom recording of a joyful and nonsensical pop catastrophe.  This was written in around 2002/3 by the original three of the biscuit situation.

Polyphonic Girl part 2

Last years upload of Tinsel Song (our bedroom recorded Christmas hit) was very quiet.  I've quickly run it through logic's mastering tools (i have no idea how to use them) to try and make it a bit LOUDER on the ear drum.  I think it sounds more satisfying loud - unless you are one of the many people who hated it so much they couldn't listen to the whole thing.

Tinsel Song Remastered 2012

Analogue Girl (Second Draft)

The Biscuit Situation began life in the historic cinque-port, Dover, in 2002/3.  Two young chaps had been recording absurd songs onto a dictaphone for a year or so. Over some tea and biscuit based exchanges they found themselves with a third creative spirit and progressed to recording more ludicrous songs through a sub £5 microphone.  In due course one biscuit member surprised the others, announcing he had got the Biscuit Situation a support slot at a rowdy pub in Deal.  The Biscuit Situation called up two friends to offer drum and bass themed accompaniment. The Biscuit Situation played their one and only pop concert spectacular to a room of rough working class types.  Over the years the Biscuit Situation members went their separate way and learnt basic life skills, but very occasionally they would meet - rarely as a three - and play through the back catalogue.  The recordings here are mostly songs written around 2003, but recorded 2011-12 in a bedroom with practically no proper recording equipment, and no actual knowledge of how to record properly. These songs are played for the pleasure of the Biscuit Situation, but should you be passing through you might have your ears tickled by our meagre efforts.

let the tickling commence.

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