"Salami Soldier" is the opening track on The Blue Screen of Death's self titled album.  It sounds like somebody forcing a honey-covered fist through Keith Chegwin's face.

It is rumoured that hearing this recording whilst pogo sticking can stimulate the listener to the point of orgasm.

It is also rumoured that that rumour is entirely fictitious.

Salami Soldier

Same Old is the final track on The Blue Screen of Death's self-titled album.

This was the track which Archimedes was listening to in his bath when he had his "Eureka" moment.  Of course in those days it would not have been in Mp3 format, more likely on cassette tape.

There are many who believe this song to have healing qualities.  The Blue Screen of Death cannot stress enough how untrue this is.  Last year alone, over thirty individuals died after refusing regular medical treatment and choosing instead to listen to this song on repeat by way of a "cure".

Scientists are yet to prove any relationship between listening to this music and medical recovery.  However, one research Doctor did go so far as to say that "this track is mega cool and will make you feel good".


Same Old

Track 1 from album 'Leave the Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

Let It Go

The second track on album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

Do It Right

Track 3 from album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

U.F.

Track 4 from album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

Fool's Facade

Track 5 from album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

Back Against the Wall

Track 6 from album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

What Would Arnie Do?

Track 7 from album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

Cross the Road

Track 8 from album 'Leave The Future Behind' released 18/08/2012

Fatal Error

Now called "Hercules Morse" - 

https://soundcloud.com/hercules-morse

Steve George – Guitars, Vocals and offensive command
Harry "Shogun Gardener"  – Lordly lead guitar
Guillaume "Gizmo" Redonnet-Brown – Deviant Drums
Paul Shott – Master of Bass

They much prefer the collective name “The Blue Screen of Death”.  It makes them feel wanted in a world they don’t really belong.

