Sounds from Saturday morning

Seven Eighty Nine

Band Biogs.

Bass & Vocal - Jonnie Jawbone:
No one was more surprised by his place in the band than Jonnie himself. Found, adopted and raised by unidentified primate parents, he crashed and trashed a band
rehearsal whilst in pursuit of his favourite truck tyre – that had moments before parted company with his favourite rope. As his unique performances prove, Jonnie will never
understand music as a concept, but nobody has the guts to take the bass and microphone from him.

Guitars - Fingerbone Ray:
Has been struggling for years to 'make it big', but has never been able to comprehend what 'it' actually is. Contrary to medical opinion, enthusiastic consumption of White
Lightning blended with industrial grade Methylate has only marginally improved his condition though his lapses into unconsciousness are mercifully becoming more frequent
and prolonged.

Drums – Knucklebone Mitch:
Spends the daylight hours indoors, closing and then immediately opening the curtains just to check that the sun is still shining. The evenings always cause him the greatest
torment and usually he must be restrained and chemically subdued by his 'minders'.
In this condition he is least likely to harm himself or others but he should not be approached if he is holding anything sharper than a blancmange.

Keyboards - Paul:
The only real musician here. Rumoured to have been born fabulously wealthy, Paul had spent most of his vast fortune by the age of 16, indulging heavily in on-line gambling
and late night adult satellite TV. Sadly he thoughtlessly frittered the rest away, now finding himself totally destitute and easily exploited by the rest of the band.

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