A little song based on what Chris and Emma said about each other and the way they met! Performed on their wedding day - by me. Happy Anniversary Guys! You are both very lucky people - don't forget that!

Love At First Squeeze

Dedicated to a very dear friend of mine and his endless ability to land on his feet in the lady departement, helped in no small way, by his sunny disposition, reluctance to change and the much underated art of not over compliacting things! Performed sometimes by The Blue Orchids!

I Found A Girl

Bring, Bring, Bring, la, la, la, jingle, jingle, jingle, plinky, plonly, plink...repeat to fade out. Peformed sometime in 2008 by Who Said What. Never imagined Id played this to anyone due to the high cheese factor.
Featuring sterling work from Rob Ford (guitar) Chris Cranwell (Bass) Rhion Davies (Drums) 

Home For Tea (Remastered)

Another forgotten noodle from 2010. This country fused homage to the heady days of new-found bachelorhood!

Your Ghost (is much easier to live with than you)

Like a theme tune from some lurid 70s sitcom, originally written for Who Said What back in 2008. Never made it in our set but had a good deal of fun in the spare room making this, pretending I was every member of the band. Ego trip? Me? (Was listening to much Chet and Les during this period clearly... RIP Les Paul)

The Forest Behind

Written as a soundtrack to a video of a family video of sledging in the snows of 2008 or 2009. The inspiration originally came from Wogan's thought for the say. It was about how the snowfall had taken out most of London's public transport and businessmen were forced to stay off work and play with their excited children in the snow. Just a bit of frozen water turned these men into kids again. Found that quite touching.

Snow

4 Minute Warning

Silly little ditty from a few years back. Forgot how much I like this one!

Air Balloon[1]

Who Said What performing what became know as 'The Duvet Song'. (Featuring some tasty gypsy guitar from Rob Ford).  I found it at at last, been looking for this version for ages.

I Wish I Stayed In Bed Today

Welcome to my sonic scrapbook, my musical photograph album in the ether! Here you'll find my original compositions; including my most personal faves, loved and cherished tunes, old forgotten songs, neglected and abondoned solo meanderings, fruitful colaborations and the odd band recording from the last 15 years or so! Including music performed by Good Question, Who Said What and my most up to date acoustic project The Blue Orchids! Enjoy, download, comment, share!! 

The Boy Haines

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