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I named my cat Pheidippides.  He wasn't impressed when I told him he was on the Bugle.  Fucking cats...

Why do all the animals Andy interviews sound vaguely Russian? (7 Day Sunday horse interview, and now this!)

Dear Andy, John and Chris (in order of gargauntuanity of their forehead)

Following your discussion of the Austrian town of Fucking, I felt compelled to inform The Bugle of an even more amusingly infantile place name closer to home. 

You can imagine my joy shortly after moving to Northern Ireland that several of my workmates in Derry lived in Muff. They woke every morning in Muff. Not only that, but every year they have a beauty contest on Paddy's Day where one lucky beauty is crowned Miss Muff. There is even a competition to be Miss Teen Muff. 

No shadow of a lie, there is a PADI accredited Muff Diving School. 

In contrast to Fucking, Muffsters seem perfectly content with the name of their town. It's very pleasant living in Muff. 

Yours, in Muff,

Sandy Nelson
County Tyrone


Possibly the best town name news in the history of town names

Sex scandal special! Plus, penguin eats newt, town proposes shocking name change and producer Chris is set to win the London Mararthon. Support him here: http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/HackneyEmpire

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