Boris Johnson: “The harder you shake the pack, the easier it will be for some cornflakes to get to the top.”

Oh what a happy sentence from Boris Johnson's speech, as Andy rightfully points out: "I hope that this time the Gordon Gekkos of London are conspicuous not just for their greed – valid motivator thought greed may be for economic progress – as for what they give and do for the rest of the population."

hoping for a lion to make the skin of the zebra he just killed into a romper suite for a disadvantaged baby

John: "it does seem that Gordon Gecko is a hero character to Boris Johnson - was he watching a different movie?"

Margaret Thatcher Lecture - John: "you should've already strapped yourself into a chair and have vomit bucket nearby"

a pinprick compared to a bullet in the kneecap

So what do the worlds leaders make of the wealth gap? It's Boris Johnson v The Pope! 

Plus, the police stuff the queen's nuts in their mouths and pigs react to the sale of their seed.

Bugle 253 - Lenin in a Dress

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