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Proof that whilst the people of middle England hate the thought of their children dying from a flesh eating disease under a radically fucked up NHS, they don't hate it as much as they hate the idea of a man wearing a kilt.

Forget the opinion polls, if you want to know what's what, check what odds the bookies are giving each candidate.

The only hope left to me now is that Scotland invades.

So anyone else looking at properties in Scotland?

Lee Williams: “I never thought I’d say a Tory victory feels like Christmas, but it really does. It’s just that we, the electorate, are the turkeys.”

David Cameron is once more Head Boy of the country!

"I have never ever been happier not to be there" Currently plotting ways to escape myself John. Bleak

Just an astonishing range of emotions conveyed through just three words... Bravo, John

Who knew you could re run the opening five minutes of the show 18 months later and it still be 100% relevant and accurate.

What have you done Britain? What have you done?

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