Released January 17, 2019 
Produced by The Chalkeaters 
• Written by Alios 
• Guitars, bass, backing vocals performed by Ergy 
• Mixed and mastered by Masel 

Bowsette vocals by M-G UniNew 
Mario vocals by Nekro G 

Artwork by Crush Chii 
Female backing vocals by Chaos Angel

Bowsette (feat. M-G UniNew and Nekro G)

released June 11, 2019 
Executive producer and songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer 
Ergy 

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Lead vocals by 
Kyle Wright 
as Todd Howard 

Saxophones: 
Ruslan Tustanovsky 

Trumpet: 
Egor Popov 

Violins: 
Nika Pshenova 

Bass guitar: 
Masel 

Backing vocals: 
Finchet Under Cover 
Xineko 
Kuro-no-Himitsu 
Chaos Angel 

Disappointed Fans Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt 

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Video 

Lead animator 
Yumi the Cat 

Screenplay 
Alios 

Post-production 
Lenich

It Just Works

released November 21, 2019 
Executive producer / songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and choir production by 
Ergy 

Lead vocals by 
Natalia Natchan aka PiNKII 

Dog Riders Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Yumi the Cat, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Felya, Vasya, Dima Litvinov, Masel, Viktoria Pankova, Ergy, Hunternif, Lenich 

Video by: 

Art director / lead artist 
Pondis 

Lead animator / post production 
Lenich 

Storyboard artist / supporting artist 
Yumi the Cat 

2D effects animator / backgrounds artist 
Hunternif

Breathtaking (feat. Natalia Natchan)

We couldn't walk past the most unexpected game crossover of 2020. With "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" and "DOOM Eternal" released the same day, the adorable duo of Isabelle and Doom Slayer aka Doom Guy has spread across the Internet. 

We thought that it may be a good idea to mix the sound of both worlds into one song!

released April 12, 2020 
"Doom Crossing: Eternal Horizons" by THE CHALKEATERS, (c) 2020 

Executive producer / songwriter: Alios 
Composer / arranger: Ergy 
Sound producer, arranger and engineer: Masel 
Supporting sound engineer: Lenich 
Cover artist: Pondis 

Isabelle vocals: Natalia Natchan aka PiNKII 

Brutal "DOOM" voice: Jonathan Luhmann 
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Flugelhorn: Kelly O'Donohue

Doom Crossing: Eternal Horizons (feat. Natalia Natchan)

A little song to get our gamer pals through these hard times.

released May 4, 2020 
"Lock Me Up (Quarantine Song)" by THE CHALKEATERS, (c) 2020 

Composer / songwriter: Alios 
Sound producer, arranger and engineer: Masel 
Cover artist: Pondis 
Video designer: Lenich 

Vocals: Idrise 
Mastered by Sage Audio

Lock Me Up (feat. Idrise)

A small Christmas song to cheer you up this holiday season.

released December 15, 2020 
Executive producer / songwriter: Alios 
Sound producer, arranger and engineer: Masel 
Cover artist: Koldan Grey 
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Guitars: Ergy

It's A Gamer's Christmas (feat. Natalia Natchan)

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

Enroll in Professor Chalk's class and open up a world... where everything is KINDA SUS. 

The song from a viral YouTube animation wraps up all about amongus sussy bakas so far. There's no need for any more amogus memes. It's all here. U sus. Get out of my head.

A Songus Amongus (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Watch animated music video: https://youtu.be/CVqsQ-9GLLE

What happened to the Pokemon since we’ve grown up? The franchise that brought us mystical beasts like Charizard or Mewtwo made pocket monsters much more human over the years. Newer Generations of furry Pokemon, from Braixen to Cinderace, from Primarina to Gardevoir, are still in every trainer’s dreams…

for all the right reasons.

When “pass” isn’t an option, join young Furrymon Master Chalk on his epic adventure to smash ‘em all!

Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!
Song by The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov
Arranger / Guitars: Ergy
Vocals: Black Gryph0n, PiNKII
Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover Art: Pondis

Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (feat. Black Gryph0n and PiNKII)

Who needs Super Mario movie when you have BOWSETTE? Kicking off her renaissance with an energetic pop punk song that reinvents the classic Mario vs. Bowser tale from an unexpected angle.

Watch an epic Bowsette animation collab on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-FDFsHA20w

Lyrics:

Once again I'm running non-stop
Knowing every pit and every slope
I keep on hopping and stomping and slowly dropping all hope
Three catty clouds smiling down
They're laughing at me from the top
When did saving the princesses become a full time job?

The voices inside me are still struggling for some answer
I need to be certain
This worship is worth it
Still determined to find her, I’ve reached the dungeons and was dazzled
By somebody who surely is unexpected in this castle

All these years I’ve been keeping to myself
Hard to tell why the hell I kept on putting her in that cell
Boy, I missed you after every farewell
But now I’m out of this shell

I’m sorry, but she’s in another castle
And she won’t even care for you I fear
Don’t have to power up to solve that puzzle
She’s out there, but I’m here
She’s oh so busy with her fancy hustle
She’d be with some prince than with you my dear
Your princess may be in another castle
But I’m still here

Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
But I’m still here

So I brought Bowsette down
Set Princess free, got one more cake
She threw a party in the town
But I could only lie awake
Can’t move a muscle on my face
Crashed from the toes to the mustache
On the inside I was embraced
By deadly lava and her passion

But then Toad approached me weeping
“Help! Peach disappeared!”
My breath stops, heart races
It’s my chance, I’ll face her
If you told me just a while ago I wouldn’t believe
That what was usually a grief now made me feel so relieved

All this was about you and no one else
All this age of invasions and inanimation spells
Boy, I missed your brave look and the sewage smell
But now I’m out of my shell
I’m finally out of my shell

I’m sorry, but she’s in another castle
She doesn’t even care for you I fear
Don’t have to power up to solve that puzzle
She’s out there, but I’m here
Say, did she ask you for a date for once or
Spend just one night with you in 40 years?
Your princess may be in another castle
But I’m still here

So I’m running non stop now with no hesitation
Heart wants what it wants, why resist the temptation when
All those prIncesses will keep on acting pretentious
In their self-built another-castles for generations
I’m tired of pretending, chains binding me tighter
Lies burnt to the ground in this flaming desire
‘Cause she’s tougher than iron and hotter than fire
Lies burnt to the ground in this flaming desire

I’m sorry, but she’s in another castle
She doesn’t even care for you I fear
Don’t have to power up to solve that puzzle
She’s out there
You want me to repeat it?

She’s oh so busy with her fancy hustle
She’d be with some prince than with you my dear
Your princess may be in another castle
But I’m still here

Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
But I’m still here

Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa
But I’m still here

Your princess may be in another castle
(‘Cause she’s tougher than iron and hotter than fire)
But I’m still here

Your princess may be in another castle
(Lies burnt to the ground in this flaming desire)
But I’m still here

Bowsette

Bowsette (feat. Meret Giddy and Nekro G) - 2023 Remake

Stormcloaks? Must have been the wind. 
Dragons? Probably just my imagination. 
For the Skyrim Guard, life is easy as a stolen sweetroll... even if you take an arrow in the knee.

"Must Have Been the Wind" by The Chalkeaters
Written by Alios
Music Producer: Ergy

Vocals: Black Gryph0n
Guitars: Ergy
Drums: Alex Goodman
Mixing Engineer and Additional Production: Andy Naida
Management: Vasilisa Denisova
Choir: Black Gryph0n, Ergy, Gary ST, Marti

Cover art: Pondis

Must Have Been the Wind (feat. Black Gryph0n)

One More Pull (feat. Black Gryph0n and Rustage)

War never changes… good thing that we do.

Lyrics:

What a time, oh, what a season
To be among the human race
We are conquering diseases
Sending Teslas off to space

We won’t set the world on fire
No big iron on my hip
I’ve stayed news-free for a while
Wonder what if something slipped  

(No!)

This just in: we have invented
Our own existential threats
AI works just like intended
Soon we’ll work for it instead

We learned nothing from that COVID
Next time we’ll all just die out
If ice caps don’t melt and flood us
We’ll arrange our own Fallout

The World Wars have been forgotten
Back to killing for some land
Back to juggling red buttons
(It’s okay with the UN!)

We turn tyrants into heroes
Cancel guiltless over thoughts
Summing up, the end is near
We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports

I should be dreading
But strangely, I’m ready
My bottle cap fortune
Will rise in stock for real

So roll out the Fallout
Come on, take us all out
I can’t wait to sign up
With Brotherhood of Steel

Is he talking to an imaginary character?
Yeah… it’s kind of his thing

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka Cola
And call round my Vault
I reside in 92

Death claws won’t surprise me
No worse than socializing
Yeah, war never changes
Good thing that we do

The world economy is falling
Faster than the price of caps
Karma system’s overhaul got
Cut out in a beta test

We’re obsessing over deadlines
We have 0 chance to hit
Can I get my VATS already 
So I could slow down a bit

Mods can’t fix the mess we made
Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run
Now, it’s time for us to fade
Into Oblivion with guns

So put on your power armor
Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys
Let’s go help out Preston Garvey
Like we really have a choice

Just roll out the Fallout
Go grab Nuka-Cola
It’s glowing a bit
What can possibly go wrong

My bad days are over
With ghoulish makeover
I’m done moisturizing 
My wrinkles are gone

Roll out the Fallout
The curtain called out
To raging fog crawlers
To tear this world apart

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game

Roll out the Fallout
Roll out the Fallout

Just roll out the Fallout
The front rows are sold out
We live in an open-world game
That was rigged from the start

Credits:

"Roll Out the Fallout!" 
By The Chalkeaters

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov

Vocals:
Black Gryph0n as Professor Chalk
Benny Benack III as Vault Boy

Brass: Weber Marley Band
Strings: Kaska Records Strings Group
Flute: Garrett Becker
Clarinet: Sergei Shilenkov
Piano: Dmitry Kovzel
Guitars: Carlos Bravo
Vibraphone: Jerry Tachoir
Double Bass: Maciej Sadowski
Drums: Marcus Finnie
Backing Vocals: Black Gryph0n & Marti
With The Stupendium as Theo and PiNKII as Nat

Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover art: Pondis

Roll out the Fallout! (feat. Black Gryph0n & Beny Benack III)

My students are into the strangest things sometimes; I mean– Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary! But then, why are the FNAF KIDS so brave and creative? Wait, is that… an animatronic around the corner?!

This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.

FNAF KIDS (feat. Black Gryph0n, DHeusta, The Stupendium, OR3O, MatPat)

Stalkers, we're heading back to the Zone with this one, straight into the Heart of Chornobyl… feeling like these seventeen long winters never happened.

We’ve poured our souls into this ballad, like every post-Soviet kid who’s spent decades wandering through Agroprom.

STALKER 2 is finally out, let’s rejoice in an everlasting chant: “cheeki breeki iv damkee!”

Cheeki Breeki

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