The year is 2023.  Location: Chutney Commons, UK  A 40 IQ, mouth-breathing peasant is given a microphone.  Thus spoke he. 🧐

Smallholder Sorrow

You grab your favorite leaf of salvia. You toke up. But what's that?  You seem to have misplaced a lithium battery inside your dank, weed bowl. In smoking the two, you are transported to a chromium hyperspace while the Denny's manager calls the cops.

OD'ing In A Denny's Parking Lot

I've taken it upon myself to transcribe this  masterful piece of music.  This nearly escaped the annals of time!  With the papyrus crumbling in my hands, I've managed to extend the life of this ancient tale once more.

To See The Reeds Of The Nile

Dost thou follow the purveyor of pops and sucky things?  What secrets lie beyond his backrooms?  Why does he smell of baby powder and egg salad?  And why is he rubbing my back?

Gumdrop Emporium

Will the offer be enough to swoon the lass? How a man longs for the comforting embrace of his dearest sweetheart.

Beans And Bologna

Hanging On To Yesterday

My Wife Must Survive A Home Invasion While I Return A Lawn Chair At Home Depot

Only A Spoonful

"Shelter can shield a man from the world, but not from his thoughts."  ~Guy Fieri

A Moment's Respite

Levison's Warpath

Innovator, trend-setter, global inspiration, and a divine phenomenon.

A master chef who is always cookin in the kitchen. 
I let the music speak for itself. 😎

Chug Mindoysh

Popular tracks