Verse A:
Something's going on inside of my brain
From moment (to moment) I don't feel the same (the same)
I can't seem to find
Where I left my mind
Everything is changed
They're saying I'm deranged

Verse B:
Life is just getting scarier
Crossing over the barrier
I'm in an uncharted area
Give me that needle I'm daring ya

As a child, I was precocious
Then they said that I had a neurosis
Tried everything, even hypnosis
Now they're saying it's a major psychosis

Pre-Chorus:
Time is slowing down almost to crawl
Scared like a child lost in the mall
Fell like just another brick in the wall
Am I somewhere or nowhere at all
Teetering, tottering ready to fall
Go to visit Alice down the rabbit hole

Chorus:
Is this my countdown to insanity
Where I lose my pride and vanity
Everything is unraveling
On my countdown to insanity

Bridge (Asylum):
Somebody wake me up tell me I'm dreaming
I hear doors slamming and I hear people screaming
Nurses chained me up on a sofa
Turned on the TV and made me watch Oprah
Then they all laughed as they gave me injections
Said I just needed some time for reflection
Please Dr. please. Someone please. Help me please.
Help me please
HELP ME!!!!!!

Main Solo:

Repeat Verse B:

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

Repeat Chorus:

Synth/Sitar Solo:

Please Dr. please. Someone please. Help me please.
Help me please
HELP ME!!!!!!

Outtro Solo:

(C) 2012 SteveStrummerUK, Bapu & Philz

Countdown To Insanity

Verse 1 
Out at the edge of space 
On a hostile planet 
Lives an evil man 
From in his mighty fortress wretched rule prevails 

His subjects fear him no they wont go near him 
They keep their distance far 
They've been the bearer 
Of his wicked terror 
Countless men have died there
There ain't no place to hide there 

Chorus
You better watch where you tread 
Don't cross paths with Bing The Berciless
You might just lose your head 
Eyes all wide for Bing The Berciless
You wouldn't wanna wind up dead 
You better not mess with Bing The Berciless
Careful where you roam 
Stay out of the way of Bing The Berciless 
You might wanna head back home 
Don't wanna be seen by Bing The Berciless 
Don't travel all alone 
Or you'll fall prey to Bing The Berciless 

Verse 2 
He rules a team of mutants 
Such abominations, creatures oh so vile 
All that oppose them 
Fail at virtually every trial 

From on the planet Grzylyrg 
In a tainted pool 
Something from hell took form 
Its such a horror 
Unlike man has ever known. 

Repeat Chorus 

Verse 3 
Scientists say Bing's creature's on its way 
They say we don't have long to act 
We need to hurry to protect our planet 
Asparapuss Is nearing 
We'd better start preparing 

We'll need the airforce 
And We'll need the armies 
Of nearly every land 
If all our power cannot defeat this 
It's mankind's final stand 

Repeat Chorus 

Outro 
Beware, Beware, Beware Of Bing The Berciless

(c) 2009 SteveStrummerUK & Space_Cowboy

(Bow Before) Asparapuss

Verse 1
Gentlemen we have a dilemma
We're on the brink of a terrible ruin
We gave this planet one big enema
Now, you see, trouble's a brewin’
Let’s get out while the getting is good
Laying waste just like we should

Verse 2
Time has proved us wrong
Thinking this would last forever
But now it won’t be very long
Board the ship, pull the lever
Let’s get out while the getting is good
Laying waste elsewhere, just like we should

Bridge
Those crazy Mayans had it right
It's time for us to take our flight
Ruin is on its way
No time to waste, no time to pray

Chorus
It’s 2012, Armageddon, outta here
Bing’s a coming, have no fear
Wasted humans, a waste of time
You’ve had yours, now it’s mine.
It’s 2012, Armageddon outta here
Before we go, have one last cheer
We took it all, we had a ball
And now it’s time for the final call
Some say our greed went too far
We don’t give a damn, that’s just who we are

Verse 3
Bing is thinking he’ll save this place
He’d be foolish for trying though
He’ll bring evil's name a disgrace
But then again, who the hell knows
Let’s get out while the getting is good
Laying waste, just like we should

Repeat Bridge

Repeat Chorus

Instrumental Breaks

Repeat Bridge

Repeat Chorus


(C) 2012 - SteveStrummerUK & Bapu


2012 (Armageddon Outta Here)

The Coffee House Band was formed in 2009 from within the basement sub-forum called "Coffee House" on forum.cakewalk.com.

It all started with SteveStrummerUK saying he would write a song about asparagus.

As of October 2013 the band has recorded and finalized eight songs for their upcoming eponymous CD release called "The Coffee House Band".