like a redneck, i don't trust the gummit
america, was sposed to be the summit
of the means by which we organize our lives
but in new york's a crime to supersize my fries

wait, im gettin ahead of myself, dag-gummit
what was I sayin? oh yeah, don't trust the gummit!

in 1773 +3, humanity rejected tyranny
called for liberty, realized a man's a man
'ntmatter the stick in his hand
ripp'd the scepter out the claw
pour'd the base for a world for all
because a bunch a white wigs
found the right way to live

namely,
you are a king and your life is your kingdom
you lose some and win some
but you make it your own and on your own
and the nsa can't ******* tap your phone
and you you don't owe half your worth to a bureaucrat
who leads like an arrogant fuehrer, that... that that's 

me getting a little carried away
my bad wasn't gonna dump tea in the bay
just wanted to see if you and me 
wanted to have a little party
and sip back on some english breakfast or earl grey?
oh please don't report me to the NSA
i swear those 1-900 calls were to my Auntie Fay!
and while we're at it agent smith, I love barry
he's a great president and very caring.
hopey changey, mopey, mangey, dopey bush blamey,
please don't send a drone to blaze me
or biden's hairplugs to shame me

rush baby from way back, eib on constant playback
glenn, sean, mark, and rush, four apostles
gonna prosel-ytize, the uninformed and unwize
cuz in new york it's a crime to supersize my-
wait, the point i strayed from it
oh yeah, don't trust the gummit

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Don't Trust The Gummit

my liberal friend
thinks jon stewart's news
he thinks the president
is unfairly viewed
he thinks big corporations
are the reason he's sad
and he thinks traditional gender roles
are absolutely bad

he thinks the debate on global warming's over
and he listens to establishment rappers like hova
he don't believe in God and his religion is science
he accepts al gore's dogma with faith like blindness
he don't believe he has the right to discuss race
and when he tows the party-line he does it with a straight face

he's happy to tell you all the things you can't say
and he's always willing.. always willing to ALL CAPS shout about, 
facebook pout about, stage a walkout about, the popular cause of the day
as long as he shuts down dissent, defends big government, un-empowers parents, 
why he's on his way

my liberal friend says ignorant things
like 'we're capitalist now and its not working'
or 'the minimum wage should be over 17'
or 'the government should just make healthcare free.'

knee-jerk reactions, you know he's the king
a tragedy happens, he don't blame the person, but the thing
no real debate on abortion, just a bunch of vagaries,
lies about how Mitt Romney wants to invade your ovaries

sometimes i think it must be nice to be so uninformed
ignorant by choice, all cozy, smug, and warm
listen to NPR, to stay conformed
to the inane talking points the regime has formed

but i know there is one area we all can agree
its super important from sea to shining sea
cuz she's just the bestest lady to call the whitehouse home
we all marvel together at how michelle's arms are toned

my liberal friend likes to protect endangered bats,
and snails, and rocks, and turtles, and rats
1000s of acres that could fuel the economy,
instead blocked off in red tape eternity

explaining away scandals is his imperative
ignores benghazi cuz it don't fit the narrative
scoffing, smirking, shrugging, shirking
he yawns at lois lerner, but thinks warming is lurking

a genius in his own mind, above all the lowlives
that live in the heartland, and work in the coal mines
ignorant, dogmatic, fervent fanatics, 
he call us this but his kettle's the blackest

masters degree, highly indoctrinated
they opened his skull, and dumped in the hatred
of all that is good, its reverse engineering
i watch every rational thought disappearing

like the haughty john kerry he says Israel apartheid
time to kiss that powerful ally bye bye
my liberal friend ingests ignorance like nourishment
spouts off 'bout bush without the slightest encouragement

my liberal friend knows whats absolutely best
for the world, the country, your family, and the rest
my liberal friend thinks the gov can fix it all
truth be told my liberal friend don't think much at all

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My Liberal Friend

there once was a thought, that a man in this country
did 8 years in the swamp then returned to his family
his farm missed his hands and his hands missed the dirt
starting to get soft and pudgy in the starchy shirt

so dust if off george, and pack it up tommy
back to the Mount and back to the monti
your prison term is ended, you're out on parole
can you believe these cretins who covet this role

have we forgotten that this is 'sposed to be a chore
or god forbid a public service, a few years no more?
to rule in perpetuity, no scruples, no shame
do you even know a single constituent by name?

no doubt good intentions, often at first
but the longer you stay the corruption gets worse
your soul slowly dies, your ideals implode
the career politician, cracks under the load

so get out get out, get out while you can
and try to maintain the scraps of the man
you used to be when you were first stumpin
don't wanna be a dried up old hypocrite when the heart stops thumpin

go home
it'll be better by far
go home
before you forget who you are

we've got a mess of politicians, glued to their seats
fat bloated dinosaurs, and the nation's their meat
empowered by the party, experts at the game
slide by every cycle, riding their tired old name

but after all who is really to blame?
electorate making the same mistakes again and again
same house, same senate, same presidential last name
and were supposed to be surprised ain't a damn thing change

this republic was supposed to be diff'rent
if you want a feudal lord go back to the 6th century 
and pay homage to a fat pig who gorges on your pain
oh nevermind, just send a check to john mccain

don't hold your breath waitin' for these leeches to leave
send them home for good in the next primary

so go home
you know who you are
go home
leave the government car
go home
it'll be better by far
go home
before you forget who you are

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Go Home

progressivism, is  vague terminology
move forward, lean forward, toward what? define it for me
what exactly is the end-game, that you pursue so heartily?
where does it stop, or does it always slink on perpetually

you can't tell me because, face it, you don't know what you're doin
you're just angry, frustrated, and wanna blame others and ruin 'em
just recreatin a bunch a problems that we solved years ago
then shout people down when they don't go with your flow

im sure you can tell me where you stand on every single issue
debate me, and yell phony facts from your manifesto
but what is the point, and where does it lead?
progress, progress is all you can scream

progress is a vague term
i said that already but how else will you learn?
you need to understand your politics are based on a myth
debunked 500 years ago 'that a utopia can exist'

there will always be crime, there will always be pain
there will always be sickness, even with the ACA
there will always be poverty and some people won't care
and earmuffs little billy, but life won't always be fair

hey progress is good, who could argue with progress
exactly, except its actually a wolf in a granny dress
'my what dumb ideas you have, granny,' said red
'the better to stomp on your rights, my dear,' granny said

sorry, that was a fairy tale tangent, i apologize
it's hard to remember not to treat you like your five
when your whole world view is based on who has more ice cream
it's clear progressivism is a regressive ideology

imagine all the people
shut up john, you stupid beetle
like all utopias your song posits an impossiblity
and your moronic disciples think they can make your dopey lyrics reality

think it's strange i have such a strong reaction to a pretty song?
but really, what else is progressivism based on?
a happy idea, a child's daydream reverie
truth and reason don't factor into progressive fantasy

here's the formula for progressive ideology
take what's good and say its bad, it's like reverse psychology
for instance, america is bad! wow that's so deep
let's take some more ideals and throw them on the heap

the free market? bad! sovereign nations? bad!
this is so easy, its the most fun i've ever had
private property, bad! school choice? bad!
i think i got it, im on a roll, hand me that pad

well guns are bad and religion is bad and 
believing you can make it on your own is bad
and morality's bad and self-defense is bad
and killing babies is bad and wait, no that's good.

got confused for a second, but i think i still got it
everything that's bad is good and vice versa just flip flop it
don't worry i see the light, or is that the dark i can't see
doesn't matter just tell me what to think, saul alinsky
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Regressivism

Andy The Conservative Rapper - spittin' fire at the progressive movement before Obama has a chance to-------- (drone strike... static).