A Cyber Escape Christmas Album

“Mistletoe & Malware” is the Christmas album nobody asked for—and yet, somehow, it’s exactly what the cyber gods intended. A festive fever dream of sleigh bells, security breaches, and pure unhinged joy, this album takes your favourite Christmas classics and lovingly shreds them like an outdated password policy.

Across twelve gloriously chaotic tracks, we unwrap the true spirit of cyber Christmas: ransomware in your stockings, phishing in your inbox, Grandma absolutely annihilated by a zero-day, and an entire SOC team trying to hold it together with mince pies and incident response playbooks.

Expect power ballads about 2FA.
Expect bangers about firewalls.
Expect carols about patching, panicking, and pretending everything’s fine.

“Mistletoe & Malware” is what happens when you mix:
	•	Christmas cheer ❄️
	•	Cybersecurity fear 🔥
	•	Too many padlocks 🔒
	•	A sprinkle of escape-room chaos 🧩
	•	And absolutely zero budget for therapy 🎁

If Mariah had a security awareness training programme, it would sound like this.

So grab your hot chocolate, lock your workstation, and prepare for the only seasonal soundtrack guaranteed to warm your heart and harden your attack surface.

Merry Breach-mas. Stay jolly. Stay patched. 🎄💀

On the twelfth day of I.R. my CISO gave

The Cyber Escape Room Co.

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