If you come to live in Blighty
It's wise to learn our ways
Don't dip the toes in lightly
If you want to earn our praise
Don't come here and not work
- be sad to see you starve
Don't shirk, don't lurk
Earn fairly what you have
Don't try to divide us
If you want to live beside us
Or take us for a ride
'Cos the government's a soft touch
Don't breed more than you can feed
Or else you'll be in need
We can't subsidise the greed
Giving everything for free

There is one Blighty law
The rules are for us all
If you're here, have no fear
You can make it worth the trouble
Still you get to have your say
That is the Blighty way..

The Blighty way is quiet Sundays
- football and cricket
Sunday lunch is roasted meat
For us it's just the ticket
If a thought of bacon
Leaves you weak and shaken
That's bad luck, my old chuck
'Cos we're never changing
Paving slabs of Blighty aren't paving slabs of gold
They're our streets and we love them
Even in the rain and cold
We're the salt of the earth
We make Blighty what it's worth
We're Blighty by nature
And Blighty by birth

There is one Blighty law
The rules are for us all
If you're here, have no fear
You can make it worth the trouble
Still you get to have your say
That is the Blighty way..

Blighty's not a fairground
For you to ride around on
Still - if you don't like us
You can always up and be gone
If you don't like your lot
You don't have to stop
If you're a migrant, keep migrating
'Til you get just what you want
There is no special treatment
Regardless of your accent
No need to check your privilege
It's just the same as ours is
Blighty has been blighted by enforced diversity
It's wrong but we can right it with our sense and dignity

There is one Blighty law
The rules are for us all
If you're here, have no fear
You can make it worth the trouble
Still you get to have your say
That is the Blighty way..

Blighty government's a bloater
The buck stops with the voter
You don't think it's your fault
We think that you oughta
Politicians everywhere
Seem to have no good ideas
Those ungrateful bastards
Are our servants, not our masters

There is one Blighty law
The rules are for us all
If you're here, have no fear
You can make it worth the trouble
Still you get to have your say
That is the Blighty way..

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