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Hammer And The Anvil

Our take on the popular traditional. We took the liberty of adding a bit of a storyline. Hope you like it!

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Drunken Sailor

Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman - "Not Illegal" - A Schoolhouse Rock-style jam!

Hard & Phirm - Not Illegal

THE SECOND TRACK OF THE WASTELANDER ALBUM IS UP!
This Track is not made by me and is only intended for entertainment uses only. All of it is produced and made by Open Minded Music Productions.

Date With A Deathclaw - Open Minded  [Fallout Rap!]

Join us 'round the fire as we tell heroic tales,
Of times before, away from shore, yes, times when we set sail!
We'll fill your dreams with warriors, with treasure and with beasts,
And women much more charming than you'd possibly believe!

We'll have meat, bread, and wine! Ale and other brews,
Mead for good measure, since meat is only food!
Juicy roasted chicken, pork-filled sausages and beer,
We'll sing and laugh and dance and hope to live another year!

If we're still awake we'll play our instruments all night,
And sing again, of mighty men, and Queens and daring fights
We'll fill your dreams with pirates ships, with whales and giant squid,
And cities burning to the ground through evil deeds we did!

We'll have meat, bread, and wine! Ale and other brews,
Mead for good measure, since meat is only food!
Juicy roasted chicken, pork-filled sausages and beer,
We'll sing and laugh and dance and hope to live another year!

Here's to good health, to a long happy life
To many more days and warm festive nights
Here's to our women, and to songs that we sing
But enough of that, just grab your lass, and have another drink!

I wonder how I got here; Life is very strange
I look to the stars in the dead of the night, and I feel my life has changed
Pause to remember lost heroes, our friends, our comrades gone
Let's raise our cups up to the sky, and drink and eat 'til dawn!

We'll have meat, bread, and wine! Ale and other brews,
Mead for good measure, since meat is only food!
Juicy roasted chicken, pork-filled sausages and beer,
We'll sing and laugh and dance and hope to live another year!

Here's to good health, to a long happy life
To many more days and warm festive nights
Here's to our women, and to songs that we sing
But enough of that, just grab your lass, and have another drink!

Meat, Bread, and Wine

Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay (Original Version)

Ever wanted to travel to a world both equally a dystopia AND a utopia? 

Well, then look no further to the great green nation of Ireland.

Brontosaurus

Another Irish Drinking Song - Da Vinci's Notebook

pirates for sail - Tyme Flyes When You're Havin' Rum
credit ---> https://youtu.be/RIsigWHfF3g

Pirates For Sail - Tyme Flyes When You're Havin' Rum

(Homestuck, erotic fanfiction basically, 18+pls). This is a Cronus/male!Listener commission! The script was written by http://squidtwinkie.tumblr.com (thank you for commissioning me!)

Summary: You and Cronus have been in a playful and loving relationship for some time, and after a long night, you decide to engage in a creative way of entertaining each other to unwind.

Script link here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bisgm-z846a5ZqzbGt9-sSKvuxGF44BnKUDz78SIcQg/edit?usp=sharing

Harassing People with Silly String is a Known Aphrodisiac

A song by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.
Part of his 'Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog' album, I enjoyed it and thought I should share it.

I've No More F's to give

One - Way - Ticket - to hell

A beat I have been poking at in my off-days. Been using it as a stress relief, until I felt like it was done yesterday.

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Song made in FL Studio.
Pictures and assets made in Gimp.
Photograph by me.
FX/Animation made in Adobe After Effects.

[Art: https://twitter.com/ShoutinS]
Hullo! Original works are always my favorites to write (´･ω･`) I wanted to try my hand at a hardcore styled drop at 1:27, but also have it fit in with my usual music style. I liked the result, and also tinkered with some vocal samples in a similar 'hardcore' fashion. 

Because I know someone will ask, all of the vocal samples, including the ones at 2:03, are from a 1931 comedy film ("Lonely Wives") I watched & clipped ones I liked out of context. It took some dedication, but I really liked something about his voice & thought it'd be perfect as some "special flair" for this track.

I didn't have any particular reason to watch this film, just more of an experimental project. And the fact that I liked this characters voice and wanted to play with it (･ω･)☆

[-Spoken Lyrics-]

[1:25]
"Oh, I'm just losing my mind, that's all~"

[2:03]
"Those eyes...
I don't suppose you mean that.
Why that...
That, "Come and get me," expression in them.
I'm delighted.
I can't help it.
You'd laugh too if you knew what I knew.
Dear me, what was that accusation...
Murder?
Oh~ That's not a bad idea!"

[Dusttale Original] SharaX - S.O.S (Source Of Savagery)

I've No More Fucks to Give - Thomas Benjamin Wild

The latest creation from The Longest Johns for 2020. Full of brand new original songs and traditional alike all brought to life by their unique style and sound.

I've No More F's to give

The Infinite Dreamer

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