Im a hippopotamus rocking crocks its obvious
I got glocks simmer your whole block like a crock pot
Im original gangsta huntin with the zulu
No mercy we bust in with tribal tutus

Fuck your whole people Ill get your grandmother
To eat my cock for real I will make her kneel
man you think I wont do it? I brought a shotgun to a childrens birthday party
and  I shot the fucking doofus

I got a bad habit I choke people out
I jack off on their corpses then I cum in their fucking mouth
I swallow so many pills my seman makes you trip
Ask your girl for yourself mayne I shoot from the hip

Gazoontight your bitch sneezed I smacked her
She got my own skeet on my jeans yeah im that kinda cracker
I got so high once I played naked twister with your moms
Held a gun to her and made her scissor with your sister

fuck seasoning I use my asshole
I shit all on my fucking food then make you eat it uhhhhh…
Eat shit you stupid fucking faggot gourmet
Freeze it alasken pipeline make that shit sorbet

Eatin bowls of fruit with a great ape
Wrap his ass in tape chuck him down the stairs and masturbate
Bitch nigger I do it all the time
Get a bunch of gorillas to gangbang you in your villa

let me grab my backpack This is my grand stash 
I aint ate for weeks you never seen so many food stamps
Roll in ta st. paul bout to get a blow job
Hit up your house and park a steamroller on your lawn 

Ill firebomb your crib Throw your charred ass in the crick 
you don’t excuse my French You can eat my fucking dick
neil arm live strong I fucking live stacked
two pussies one nut bitch ill reenact

I smoke more weed than a vegan eats trees
Whos nuts are deez trailer hitchin the caprice
Black girls upon my grape nuts, what up
With that flavor blasted load like a semi truck


I hit them pussy lips like a retard
 slide my damn dick like a taco or a keycard
hit the playground where we used to hop the seesaw
strip butt naked while im blowin on the sheesha

You don’t have to tell me, I know im an asshole
I used to kick kids straight in the face on the bouncy castle
Cannabis desserts are all I eat its absurd
But for lunch ill be ingesting special cheese curds

I am most powerful call me he man
Im a demon burning bitches on the weekend
blind as an alpaca but I see dead people 
little as a beetle, I was banging bitches fetal

Chorus: G-W-O-R-M-S gworms
G-W-O-R-M-S gworms
G-W-O-R-M-S gworms
Its unheard the amount of gworms upon this earth

Hey little kids cover your eyes cause 
im bout to whip out a dick about the size of my thighs 
sure its fucking thick but I mean length-wise
and it’ll wet your face like you just got baptized

ring around the rosey bitch this shit is a cake walk
pocket full of posy fuck my boss never get laid off
call the cops see if they do shit for a snitch
I live by the code so I got one way to handle this

I like blowjobs bitch, tell a friend
But only if she deep throat like a pelican
I used to draw naked bitches in kidpix
But these days I steak bitches with my niglits

High as a Light-year bout to lose my memory
Just drank more beers than the years in a century
Look at all you little cowards straight packin’ heat
But im a lover I stay butcher straight packin’ meat

Chorus: G-W-O-R-M-S gworms
G-W-O-R-M-S gworms
G-W-O-R-M-S gworms
Its unheard the amount of gworms upon this earth


Gnomes Who Own Raped Midget Slaves

Hoes on my dick cause I look like bill Clinton
Presidential seat like a Cadillac convention
Ace Ventura all day on the numeral
Go fucking great ape animal house funeral

If my pad was on cribs shit would all be blurred out
I got illegals burnin out inside the greenhouse
nikes on my feet cause I drink the fucking kool aid
pussy so sweet and not cheap call it soufflé

Ima make your chest swiss cheese your vest like a breeze
Bullets in you like a nest full a bees
My name is anonymous, you aint never heard of me?
Got the currency to make your ass fucking burgundy 

I got as much testosterone as rocks on the Rogaine 
All you faggots soft like peach fuzz on the cocaine
I smoke these fattened blunts call it high calorie intake
Believe me kids… I don’t fake *laughing

Sorry I couldn’t help myself from laughin
Naw man I promise I get this much action
 “That’s right niggas” im postin on my island 
Ill say a decent line then Ill say im not tryin

Im cumin on you bitches every hour on the hour
Ill never get clean like Frankenstein in the shower
All you faggots think you look good in the sweatervest
I don’t blame you, you know wood like a treasure chest

Chorus:
Momma mia, my cock is bomber than korea, I got all these Asians saying chea!
Momma mia, my cock is hotter than a freezer, I got these sno-balls sayin chea!
Momma mia we drunk driving to the pizzeria
Momma mia we drunk driving to the pizzeria
Momma mia, my cock is full of great ideas, swollow and ill bet you’ll get smarter

My heads deader than a fed in Detroit 
I sign on the line and my producer exploits
Throw your candy ass in a gulag 
Don Cornelius with more soul than a yacht with a futon 

You are what you eat and you faggots eat pussy
I dominate the bitch so I jam it in her tushy
No respect for women these other rappers are with me
I rap about these lies cause my mom wouldn’t get me

I roll in the money like a damned chinchilla
stacks like OPEC green backs like Godzilla 
bitch got a clam that be deeper than the red sea
I gots da swordfish so my dick is fucking deadly


Day after day I be shippin it, shootin niggas up without a clip in it
My paint jobs still drippin  I couldn’t wait for it to dry
And now im driving 95 and paint is flyin off the whip and in my eyes

I’m never posted unless in getting blown
Writing mediocre poems in a notebook on her dome
My pencil is my penis and her mouth is the sharpener
Id widdle it myself but I aint a fucking carpenter 

You got some Armani and you got next years jordans
But that don’t change the fact that girls fuck you for your fortune
Im burnin out the best in the kitchen
Call that shit smith and wessun friction

Chorus:
Momma mia, my cock is bomber than korea, I got all these Asians saying chea!
Momma mia, my cock is hotter than a freezer, I got these sno-balls sayin chea!
Momma mia we drunk driving to the pizzeria
Momma mia we drunk driving to the pizzeria
Momma mia, my cock is full of great ideas, swollow and ill bet you’ll get smarter

Drunk Drive like a Cop

I got something longer than the street in your hood
Tall as a White pine Minnesota good wood
Roll a blunt bout as fat as a doughnut
Bitch lights the fuse and my dick fucking blows up

Like a song woman im stuck in your head
Got something in your mouth I didn’t hear what you said
Dank as fucking ludefisk Smoking on the ludachris
High as plane flying strange outta Budapest

You cant talk like a dog with a bone in her mouth
Technically you a bitch with a bone in her mouth
Cum with me and you’ll know what this bone is about
I lay pavement this steamroller will flatten you out

ho is as horny as the dorsal of a lizard
Chickenhead don’t give a shit ill stick my dick in down her gizzard
The FD cant stop me from burnin these trees
Id shit on your dreams but they aint worth my feces

Bitch I got yo back like the hitch on a hummer
Ima hump her in her buns she a mother, fuck a rubber
She cum blowin up like a water ballon
I aint posiden but I conjure fucking monsoons 

I spend federal notes like its Christmas
I got these elves to file papers, business
Im santa clause nigga, 1000 years old
I got a load of snow cumin out my north pole

Chorus: I love intercourse, bitch I love it
Ride it for a while cause this bus is fucking public
I love intercourse, bitch I love it
Ride it for a while cause this bus is fucking public

Im sick of all you scene kids like a mall cop
You cant escalate to me till your fucking balls drop
My dick is sweaty as a fat kid skipping snacks
Came in a bitch eye, now she wears an eye patch

got some new shorts sipping Daiquiris on a boat
Were not pussies cant you smell the cigarette smoke
I am the armory you’re just a recruit
Ill see to it that your ass is fucking see through



Fuck no im not gonna pass it off yet 
fishes know my flow is wet cause its offset
Bitch ill do anything that a bitch lets
 im In mexico getting head in a correvette

taking notes in math class too drunk to be focused
And frankly without elliot im stokeless
Jacking off with a mouth full of smokeless
By the way you get less pussy than the pope gets

Chorus: I love intercourse, bitch I love it
Ride it for a while cause this bus is fucking public
I love intercourse, bitch I love it
Ride it for a while cause this bus is fucking public


I Love Sex

Ill fuck you till im in the tomb like king tut
At this point my dick is sore as an uppercut
lethal injection You best back back bitch,
My rhymes are smack Got more needles than a cactus

You smashin courses everynight from the Roscoe’s
Im white so my family gets chicken from the costco
But im a herbavore I only feed on purple greens
Fuck you in your place of sleep then leave you to clean up the sheets

Im young dumb and so full of cum
Your tits can bear my first 100 million sons
Cant you tell im not in a rush to grow up
im tryna get knobs while im young in my toga

I got a recipe sweet as a cheesecake
open your mouth and get a spoonful of homemade 
bitch take the top off don’t tell me the shits caught
im so icy with that rolex knock off

that’s right im rich bitch, do you want me now
HA! im lying girl your shallow as my bank account
Girls believe me when I say I stack cheese like a pizza
chase rum with my cum, tila tequila 

Hated so bad I got my name on the blacklist
Weed burnin faster than the pussy on an actress
I only chill with midgets fuck the rest of ya’ll
I get high then watch em play a little basketball

Shoot first ask questions later
My penis is a laser much like vaders light saber
Ill fuckin laugh at all your gummy singles
Im straight corporate making bank on advertisement jingles

That’s why ill never be on mtv mother fucker 
I swear more than those fuckers did at the last supper
Have your bitch naked on my mattress
Fuck her three times a day call that shit a hat trick

Chorus:
Shit in yo' hand, put it in a bottle, wait fo' a month, that's how you jenk
Shit in yo' hand, put it in a bottle, wait fo' a month, that's how you jenk
Find that bottle, take the cap off, take a big wiff, now yo' ass jenked
Find that bottle, take the cap off, take a big wiff, now yo' ass jenked

Im like the thai pepper of pussy heaters my dicks an addiction 
Friction keep that bitches clitoris warm as a mitten
Ill pistol whip your face with my snicker dick
Lick it quick nigger lip fore I throw a hissy fit

Im always swag surfin constant burpin on some bourbon
Shit is what I finished now im on to pussy slurpin
Bitch got mad cause I came in her tupe
Bitch told me im ugly… Touché

I got a split lip colder than a sunken ship
Colder than the grill on the teeth of Big gip
Im as deadly as karkov with the kool-aid switchblade
Got you goin bitch-made to ditch-made

If you havnt noticed this albums full of filler
Rappers throw up on tracks like they drank too much miller
I drop so much knowledge that your brain be shrinking
Ear candy make you forget you were thinking

This is benny bitch, I got that pussy licked
All these hoes all upon my shit, when they pussy drips
I get that cooter blowing up like a geiser
I told her that I loved her, I am also a liar

The only time youre looked up to is when youre goin down the stairs
I aint a mirror buy my porno if you tryna stare
She bobbin on my rod like a fisherman
I would ask you what your name is but I cant because my penis is in your mouth…

Chorus:
Shit in yo' hand, put it in a bottle, wait fo' a month, that's how you jenk
Shit in yo' hand, put it in a bottle, wait fo' a month, that's how you jenk
Find that bottle, take the cap off, take a big wiff, now yo' ass jenked
Find that bottle, take the cap off, take a big wiff, now yo' ass jenked


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