A song inspired by manual muscle testing and range of motion.

Would you hold,
If I asked you to hold
Or would you fall
Is that the best you can do
Would you mind
If i tested you supine
Or should I put you on your side
 
Would you bend
If I asked you to bend
Would you relax
Should I oscillate your thigh
Now passively
I want you to be
Cuz your left hamstring is tight
 
Please don’t let me move you baby
I can help relieve the pain
I will stand and guard forever
You can pay with medicaid
 
Would you swear
To do your program at home
Or would you lie
And still be quite stiff
Am I in too deep
Will you listen to me
How ‘bout a new home exercise
 
Please don’t let me move you baby
I can help relieve the pain
I will stand and guard forever
You can pay with medicaid
  
Please don’t let me move you baby
I can help relieve the pain
I will stand and guard forever
You can pay with Medicaid
 
Please don’t let me move you
I can help relieve the pain (Oh Yeah)
I will stand and  guard forever
You can pay with Medicaid
You can pay with Medicaid
 
I can be your PT
(Don’t let me move you) 

Don't Let Me Move You (I Can Be Your PT Baby)

DLMMY Ringtone

A song inspired by nerves.
Thanks to Ben, Dan, Casey, Cydni, and Kyle for adding some backup vocals!

I’m that tract that you get on, 
Olfactory
First nerve down from my cortex,
Ipsilaterally
Cause I know what the cranium needs
Nerve 1 to Nerve 3
I got lesions stuck on my nerve tract
You make it hard to see

Been around the brain don’t speak the language
Cuz your Broca’s really needs explaining
All I really need to understand is 
When you
Talk neuro to me

You wernicke’s to my song
No habla ingles
Our conversations ain’t long
But the trigeminal is
I know what the girls them feel
That glossopharyngeal
I got pathways going to the brainstem
Passing by the pineal


Been around the brain don’t speak the language
Cuz your Broca’s really needs explaining
All I really need to understand is 
When you
Talk neuro to me

UNO, had a stroke cerebral
DOS, it was all peripheral
TRES, we can massage urethral
QUATRO, oohh NIMBLE

Skin infection, close to my dermis
Cerebellum out, you can suck my vermis
Got strabismus, eyes are wrecked
Bell’s Palsy, tongue on neck
International home ther-ex
Every eval I do, I do H-Test
Brought a Q tip, what do you expect
Sensations so good, light touch intact

Anyway, everyday I’m trying to get tutored
Got him saved in my phone under John Noury
Anyway, everyday I’m trying to get tutored
Got him saved in my phone under John Noury

Been around the brain don’t speak the language
Cuz your Broca’s really needs explaining
All I really need to understand is 
When you
Talk neuro to me

Get Sharma on it
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Talk Neuro

Have yourself a steady rolling walker,
keep your hallways lit,
from now on,
you safely go from stand to sit

Have yourself a steady rolling walker,
keep the Nimble gay 
from now on,
you’re able to just roll away

Here you are, had your hip replaced
for the holidays, black iceeeee
PT friends who are dear to us
to help your hip joint move more

Through the years,
your cartilage was wearing
Gravity just sucks
Hang a shining light when you walk at night
and have yourself a steady rolling walker now

grade 2 mobs to relieve your pain
Hypomobile joints, no more

you’re now cleared
to go on full weight bearing
if your legs allow,
so go on a walk to get your balance up
and throw away that steady rolling walker… or donate it to AFYA...now


Have Yourself A Steady Rolling Walker

Remember that MVA?
Baby we were tumbling down
Thank god that our seatbelts were on
But my neck made a snapping sound
There was no way to let me out
But then the paramedics came
Standing in the light with a halo-ooooo
I got my neck brace now


It’s like I’ve been fixated
Cause my spinal cord was breaking
And now my only hope is praying
That I’m gonna be an ASIA C


Everywhere I'm looking now,
I'm surrounded by rods and pins
Baby, my head’s stuck in a halo
Connected to a torso vest
Immobilized for 14 weeks
It's hard to roll around in bed
Baby, do you see this halo?
Hope it holds my neck in place

Don’t hit my halo, halo, halo
Please don’t touch my halo, halo, halo
Don’t hit my halo, halo, halo
Please don’t touch my halo, halo halo
halo, ooohhh owwwwwwww

My bone is fractured at C6
Only can extend my wrists
Not gonna be a quick fix
But I only need some mod assist
Gonna test your sen-sation
but this don’t really feel like light touch
And I know I’ll never forget how slideboard transfers suck so much

It’s like I’ve been fixated
Cause my spinal cord was breaking
And now my only hope is praying
That I’m gonna be an ASIA C

Everywhere I'm looking now,
I'm surrounded by rods and pins
Baby, my head’s stuck in a halo
Connected to a torso vest
Immobilized for 14 weeks
It's hard to roll around in bed
Baby, do you see this halo?
Hope it holds my neck in place

Don’t hit my halo, halo, halo
Please don’t touch my halo, halo, halo
Don’t hit my halo, halo, halo
Please don’t touch my halo, halo halo,
Don’t hit my halo, halo, halo
Please don’t touch my halo, halo, halo
Don’t hit my halo, halo, halo
Please don’t touch my halo, halo halo
halo, ooohhh owwwwwwww

Everywhere I'm looking now,
I'm surrounded by rods and pins
Baby, my head’s stuck in a halo
Connected to a torso vest
Immobilized for 14 weeks
It's hard to roll around in bed
Baby, do you see this halo?
Hope it holds my neck in place

Get me out this halo, halo, halo
Wound care on my halo, halo, halo
Get me out this halo, halo, halo
Wound care on my halo, halo, halo
halo, ooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh
Get me out this halo, halo, halo
Wound care on my halo, halo, halo
Get me out this halo, halo, halo
Wound care on my halo, halo, halo
Want that Aspennnnnn (Collar)

Halo (SCI Song)

On June 2, 2014, Nimble(Adam), Ninja(Greg), and Homeless(Justin) all came to New York Medical College with the expectations of pursuing their career paths as physical therapists.  Little did they know that they would enter a world full of emotion, musical creativity, and medical terminology. This beautiful fusion brought the three of them together and in the fall of 2014, The Empty End Feels was formed. 

