A classic story of a man who broke vicious wind.

Kansas Shitty

Have a piece.
This is good.
Have a piece.
Man sandwich.
You should try a piece of this.
You really should try a piece of this.

Some of the things in this world are okay to the touch but to smell them it sucks, so just throw them out.
If you can handle the stench then go sit on a bench and devour this sandwich. It's sour.
Once you've complete and you've eaten the meat, you must meet with me so I can tell you a secret:
2 dicks, a ball on some bread for your mouth.
May I interest you in another man sandwich?

Have a piece.
This is good.
Have a piece.
Man sandwich.

Some of the things in this world are okay to the touch but to smell them it sucks, so just throw them out.
If you can handle the stench then go sit on a bench and devour this sandwich. It's sour.
Once you've complete and you've eaten the meat, you must meet with me so I can tell you a secret:
2 dicks, a ball on some bread for your mouth.
May I interest you in another man sandwich?

A piece x3
Man sandwich
You
A piece x2

Some of the things in this world are okay to the touch but to smell them it sucks, so just throw them out.
If you can handle the stench then go sit on a bench and devour this sandwich. It's sour.
Once you've complete and you've eaten the meat, you must meet with me so I can tell you a secret:
2 dicks, a ball on some bread for your mouth.
May I interest you in another man sandwich?

A piece.


Double Dare

Oh man.
Oh man, he fucks dudes.
He fucks so many dudes.
Oh, he fucks dudes all day.
I fuck dudes.

Not Scott

Follow the road of love.
Push your dude to the point.
Touch it, ew, fuck it.
Unload your dude in passion.

Quick hold this and this.
Look far and open wide, yea.
Watch dudes slither up,
slither to piss right on over you, yea.
x2

Quick hold this and this, yea!
Look far and open wide!
Watch dudes slither up to piss.
Piss right on over you!

I'm ready to go.
I've lost control.
Light-speed spunk, all in your bunk.

Fill your boots with meat, 
all rubber, knee high, ready to die.
Dude, furious dudes in me.
Toaster-baked and kissed dudes.

4? 5? 6? No, a million.
Covered head to toe, crush.
Covered in man, utopia.
I'm ready to blow.
I've lost control.

We neuter dudes down on the dude ranch.
So in love.

Light-speed spunk, all in your bunk. x2


Dude Ranch

Shit.

I'm up to my dick in shit.
I'm up to my tits in piss.
Butt's all covered in fuck.
Balls all over my cunt.

I jizzed inside my own ass.
I threw up all over your bitch.
Tits all over my fuck.
Shit's all over my butt.
I jizzed in my own ass x2

I'm up to my dick in shit.
I'm up to my tits in piss.
Butt's all covered in fuck.
Balls all over my cunt.
Butt's all covered in fuck.
Balls all over my cunt.

You've got a real hoarse cough.

I'm gonna shit down your throat.

The Europus Effect

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