The world’s most dangerous rock n roll band Thee Explosive Bolts are back in action with their new release God Save The King’s Daughter In Law. They’re in love. With the King’s daughter in law. Lock up your in-laws! Artwork and photography by Daniyel Wallez

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Here be the lyrics coz nobody ever fuckin listens to this shit. Make of it wot you wills. Who fuckin gives a shit about the monarchy anyways. Sing along at home. Fall in love. Dance. Fuck yourself up if you want:

Your royal highness I’m in love
Woah oh woah 
I’m in love with your daughter in law
Woah oh woah 
You know the one yeah the one
Woah oh woah 
You know the one with the fuck me eyes

I wanna get her all alone
Make her feel at home
I’ll bow down on my knees
And then I’ll feel her squeeze 
My head between her thighs
See her rolling her eyes 
I wanna hear her moan
We’ll make an heir to the throne

[and repeat, couldn’t be fucked with any more god damn lyrics for this shit]

God Save Thee King’s Daughter In Law - Live at Buckingham Palace

All of the girls and boys love Johnny Depps. He smells so sweet, He makes us wet. All of the girls and boys love Johnny Depps. But they don’t like Thee Explosive Bolts, they smell of sweat. We wanna be nice and clean. We wanna be Johnny Depps’ ice cream. Imagine being Johnny Depps’ ice cream. That would be sooooo sweet. Mmmmmmm. You can’t be his girlfriend. But maybe, just maybe you could be his ice cream. Thee Explosive Bolts are much too sweaty to be Johnny Depps’ girlfriend. Artwork and photography by Daniyel Wallez

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Lyrics for you Johnny Depps so ye can singalong at home. Open invitation for ye to join us at our local graveyard for a live performance of this shit:

All of the girls and boys love Johnny Depps 
He smells so sweet
He makes us wet 
All of the girls and boys love Johnny Depps
But they don’t like me
I smell of sweat

I wanna be 
I wanna be
I wanna be nice and clean

I wanna be 
I wanna be
I wanna be Johnny Depps’ ice cream

Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.
Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.

[interlude + shit solo]

Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.
Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.

All of the girls and boys love Johnny Depps
He smells so sweet
He makes us wet 
All of the girls and boys love Johnny Depps
But they don’t like me
I smell of sweat

I wanna be 
I wanna be
I wanna be nice and clean

I wanna be 
I wanna be
I wanna be Johnny Depps’ ice cream

Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.
Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.

I wanna be. nice and clean.
But Johnny Depps. ain’t into me.
I wanna be. Johnny Depps’ ice cream
But Johnny Depps. ain’t into me.
I wanna be. nice and clean.
But Johnny Depps. ain’t into me.
I wanna be. Johnny Depps’ ice cream
But Johnny Depps. ain’t into me.

I wanna be 
I wanna be
I wanna be nice and clean

I wanna be 
I wanna be
I wanna be Johnny Depps’ ice cream

Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.
Johnny Depps ain’t into me. Oh well.
Johnny Depps ain’t into you. Boo hoo.

Johnny Depps’ Ice Cream - Live at the Rainbow Bar & Grill

The world’s most dangerous rock n roll band Thee Explosive Bolts are back in action with their new release “Green Slime”. They’ve got shit up their noses again and this time it ain’t smelling good man. Imagine having a bogey up your nose right and then this bogey turns into a big bogey man yeah and then he takes over your whole fucking body ok and you literally turn into a bogey man like? Imagine that? Thats what Thee Bolts warped minds have done here. Delicious. Artwork and photography by Daniyel Wallez

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Here be the lyrics for when you have your cosy little Prosecco karaoke nights in your sad little homes and you can have the whole fucking family singing along:

I’ve got a sticky situation
Deep inside 
Baby call up the doctor 
Cos it’s eating me alive

Remove this ooze from me baby
Before I lose my mind
It’s growing like a man inside me baby
I’m a mess of green slime

I got green slime
All on my mind
I got green slime 
Coming outta my eyes
I got a bogie man inside me man
Now that’s what I am

I got hot green goo
From my fingers to my toes
It’s a shim sham shimmy 
Swimming outta my nose

Jelly jam goo goo
Drip dripping out my brain
Someone cut my head off 
Its driving me insane

I got green slime
All on my mind
I got green slime 
Coming outta my eyes
I got a bogie man inside me man
Now that’s what I am

Green Slime - Live at the Moulin Rouge

So who did put Bella down the Wych Elm? Was it Thee Explosive Bolts? Probably. That’s what these bastards are into. And then they sing some fucked up shit about it. Anyways. Shame about Bella. Shame about Thee Explosive Bolts. But thanks go to Bella wherever and whoever she may be for inspiring this classic slice of sleaze. Artwork by Daniyel Wallez. Featuring Bella on harmonica.

Some really complex deep lyrics to this sleaze headbanger. We’ve written them out so you can appreciate the beauty and the time and effort we put into this shit. And so that you can sing along with them next time you go to church for your funeral:

Who put Bella down the wych elm
Who put Bella down the wych elm
Who put Bella down the wych elm
Who put Bella down the wych elm
Who put Bella down the wych elm
Well it was you and me

Who took Bella out the wych elm
Who took Bella out the wych elm
Who took Bella out the wych elm
Who took Bella out the wych elm
Who took Bella out the wych elm
Well it was you and me

Put Bella back down the wych elm
Put Bella back down the wych elm
Put Bella back down the wych elm
Put Bella back down the wych elm
Put Bella back down the wych elm
And let’s make like a tree

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Who Put Bella Down Thee Wych Elm

Thee Explosive Bolts are back. This time they’re under the sea. Not with any sexy mermaids, although they’ve probably got an infestation of crabs. This time they’re with everyone’s favourite aquatic crazy bastard Captain Nemo. Nemo was fucked up man. He was a creepy stroppy fucker but a groovy freak all the same. Something about him was pretty groovy despite him also being a bit of a cunt at times. He’s a great submarine freak.  Thee Bolts are freaks. Sometimes they’re cunts too. They’d probably get on with Nemo. He had some decent fucked up theories about living outside the reach of sharks and men. Sounds good to us. He had some fucking adventures in his little crazy submarine but we never saw him party. So Thee Bolts are bringing the party to Nemo baby. Let’s trash that fucked up sub and get fucked up under the waves and drown in good times. 

This ain’t no yellow submarine baby this is sub-aquatic exploration Explosive Bolts style. So whack that dial up and party with these mad bastards. You could get eaten by a shark tomorrow. We can’t understand what the fuck they’re singing about so here’s some lyrics for your next fucked up zoom aqua party baby:

Under the sea
20,000 leagues
In a submarine
Ya know what I mean
Under the sea
There he’s free
Captain Nemo
Go Go

Under the sea
20,000 leagues 
In the garden of the deep
The Dead quietly asleep
Under the sea
There he’s free
Captain Nemo
Go Go

Under the sea
20,000 leagues 
Out of reach
Sharks and men
Under the sea
There he’s free
Captain Nemo
Go Go

Under the sea
Ain’t no VAT
No celebrities
Royal family 
Under the sea
There he’s free
Captain Nemo 
Go Go

Under the sea
There ain’t no screens
No CCTV
It’s anarchy
Under the sea
There he’s free
Captain Nemo 
Go Go

Under the sea
There’s no theories
No politics 
No policies
Under the sea
There he’s free
Captain Nemo 
Go Go

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Go Go
Go Go
Captain Nemo
Go Go

Captain Nemo Go Go!!

Hello. Thee Explosive Bolts are so happy to be here tonight. In your shithole town. And we got a little fuckin message for you. For every woman and man tonight. That’s ever had somebody put them down. Somebody that’s made them feel Like they don’t belong. Like a nobody. Well let Thee Bolts tell you something. Everybody is somebody. If you had yourself somebody make you feel like this. It’s time to tear them fuckin down. Now there’s a song we sing. And we believe that if everybody would sing this song. We could tear down the whole fucking world. Welcome to thee freak showe

Thee Explosive Bolts are back with more trash from the dump. The audio is shite and we can’t fuckin play for shit so enjoy that. Here’s the awe inspiring lyrics at least, not that anybody gives a fucking shit:

Welcome to the freak show
All the creeps and weirdos
Losers and the sickos
Throw some shapes on the floor

Let’s go mental 
Junkies and the oddballs
Drunks chasing normals
With a knife and a fork 

Freaks getting down
Taking over your town

Freaks getting down
Taking over your town

Tearing out your eyeballs
Burning down your church halls
Fucking in your swimming pools
Pissin on your lawns

So come and join the freak show
If you’ve been put down
Take a hit let’s go
Tear it fucking down

Freaks getting down
Taking over your town

Freaks getting down
Taking over your town

Welcome To Thee Freak Showe

Thee world’s sleaziest and most deadly punk n roll band are bothering us again with more grime from the sewers of hell. This time in the form of Long Black Train To Motherfuckin Hell. It’s a song about having a hangover apparently. Sounds like a pretty serious hangover, but with lines like “belly full of voodoo and a train wreck in my head/woke up in the graveyard/the girlfriend wants me dead” we dig. We’ve all been there: “feeling kind of horny/looking for somewhere to piss”? Haven’t we? Nobody wants to go drinking with Thee Explosive Bolts as it sounds nasty. But I guess that’s what they is.

If Elvis went to Hell and got fucked up down there and woke up with the mother of all hangovers and then was allowed to make another record this is NOT what that shit would sound like. Scary. It’s a song about a hangover apparently. This is what hangovers sound like in hell I guess. Anyways, here’s the hotly anticipated lyrics so you can all sing along at the next christening you go to:

Belly full of voodoo 
Train wreck in my head
Woke up in the graveyard
Girlfriend wants me dead
Coming on like a hell hound
Hell hound that ain’t been fed
Long black snake
And the devil round my neck

I’m on a long black train
long black train 
I’m on a long black train
long black train 
I’m on a long black train
Long black train
Long black train to motherfuckin hell {repeat after each verse or whatever}

Trucks full of trouble
Loaded with broken bones
Derailed at the junction 
Hear that black dog moan
Getting down with the devil
And the Angel of the abyss
Feeling kind of horny
Looking for somewhere to piss

Riding down with the devil
Taking my soul to sell
I’m gonna trade it in
For a one way ticket to hell
Too late for forgiveness 
Satan howls down my hole 
Jesus died for nothing 
He’s collecting on my soul

Enjoy!

Artwork and photography by Daniyel Wallez

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Long Black Train To Motherfuckin Hell (Live at the Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club)

God Save Thee King’s Daughter in Law:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYgC_4wDDs

Johnny Depps’ Ice Cream:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4y5ZYngBECw

Green Slime:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RDpX_QIJ1h8

Who Put Bella Down The Wych Elm:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OgqyjFtBv-s

Thee Explosive Bolts are so happy to be here tonight.So glad to be here in your shitty little Cloud.And Thee Bolts have a message for you.And they want to tell every woman and man tonight.That's ever had somebody put them down.Put them down because of how they look.Put them down because of the clothes they wear.Put them down because of what they believe.Somebody that’s made them feel like they don’t belong.Like a nobody.Well let Thee Bolts tell you something. Everybody is somebody.Nobody should be made to feel they aren’t somebody.If you had yourself somebody make you feel like this.It’s time to tear them fucking down.Now there’s some little songs that Thee Bolts sing.And they believe that if everybody would sing these songs.We could tear down the whole fucking world.Listen.The most dangerous rock n roll band in the village, Thee Explosive Bolts are here to fuck you up.In a good way.Watch this shitty little cloud for updates and new music from these bastards.Welcome to thee freak show. Playing psycho garage from the wastelands of merrie England, Somerset, Witham Friary.

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