The debut track by The Fucking Hønts.

Heavy Metül Slippers

Five in the morning and I need to unwide
I’ve got my Heavy Metül Slippers and my bitch by my side
I wanna party, my pyjamas are ironed
Kick out the Zimmers cause she’s smokin’ my pipe

I’m on Viagra but she says it’s too limp
I’ve got a pump for my Johnson to give it some lift
Undo my zipper, I’m old but I’m blessed
Let’s do it in our slippers baby cause that way’s the best

Hot Ovaltine, pour away everything
Stop the clock for me
Hand me my Heavy Metül Slippers

Heavy Metül Slippers
Fuck you, hand me my shoes
Heavy Metül Slippers

I don’t need access to all areas now
I’ve got my pass in my pocket and the Daily Mail
Midsomer Murders is my stairway to hell
Jump in my Stannah stairlift baby and start going down

I’m on Viagra but she says it’s too limp
I’ve got a pump for my Johnson to give it some lift
Undo my zipper, I’m old but I’m blessed
Let’s do it in our slippers baby cause that way’s the best

Hot Ovaltine, pour away everything
Stop the clock for me
Hand me my Heavy Metül Slippers

Heavy Metül Slippers
Fuck you, hand me my shoes
Heavy Metül Slippers


© 2010 The Fucking Hønts


The Fucking Hønts – Heavy Metül Slippers

The Fucking Hønts is the bastard brainchild of inbred cousins Nágil Pøznan and Pál Høndt, descendants of the German knights and brothers Pøznan and Hünt (founders of the medieval Hungarian Hønt County on the turn of the 10th and 11th centuries). Nágil and Pál escaped Hungarian village life for the bright lights of Hont County, England. 

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