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A song about pies, and the Ekka.

Intro
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How ya going mate. Got any pies?

Nah

What about  any sausage rolls?

Nah.

Got any pasties?

Nah

Chiko roll?

Nah

You do have pastry right?

Yeah.

OK. Spinach and feta? 

Nah

Quiche??

Nah.

Spanakopita? Beef Wellington? Croissants?

Nah.

Faaaarkrk.


Verse 1
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Out on the nightly walk, thought I'd get a pie to munch
Thought Id get a servo pie
Didn’t feel like cooking dinner, cause I had a late lunch


No dice no pies in the valley, not a single meaty carb
Not one umami delicacy.
For discerning men to view after filling up their car


Verse 2
*******
Four servos in, starting to despair. Others are closed and there's    nothing hot there.
Two were fuckin shut. What is up with that.
Startin to think I'd better drive to the ekko fair.

Meanwhile back at the servo, I said OK mate what ya got.
He said mate I got a frosty fruit.
I said I bet you do cunt, I'll have purple apricot.


Chorus
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Went to the ekka 
Went to the ekka 
Went to the ekka drive thru
Went to the ekka 
and got a dagwood dog




Verse 3
Went to the ekka, there's a drive through, a drive through and waddaya know.
In a novel experience I got a dagwood dog.
Brisbane shut ins should give it a go.



Thank fuck for the fuckin ekka. Everything else is fuckin fucked
When's a human being, ever fuckin seen, a fuckin servo ever shut

The Harolds