‘Tonight’ is a seduction into the urban labyrinth that is disco noir. Time slows in the disco strobe…

Tonight

Brits on Holiday

Crazy About You (Doo Doo Doo)

I'm just a mosaic, a shadow of the man that is my namesake.

Exuvia

In their debut single and video, The Idle Statues give a tongue-in-cheek take on dressing for the city. Sung in the bedroom and shot in the living room, ‘Miss Power Dresser’ is a funky hip-hop homage to power dressers everywhere.

Miss Power Dresser

An 8-bit-dance love adventure inspired by vintage platform games, the second single from The Idle Statues follows our hero as he evades the demands of the evil ‘Baby Girl’. This groove’s so filthy we had to pixel it out!

Baby Girl

‘Go’ is one for all the cowboys/girls out there. In their third single, The Idle Statues serve up a full-fat folk ballad with a topping of cowboy rap. Saddle up and enjoy!

The Idle Statues are a genre-crushing duo based in Shropshire. Formed in 2013, they invite you into their coliseum of “divide-and-conquer” pop, where music, video and on-stage theatrics are the weapons of choice. Presiding over events are the band’s signature sing-rap vocal and all-heart, zero-budget approach to writing hits.

The debut album Classicus is scheduled for release in 2015. If you live life like a mix tape then let The Idle Statues be your soundtrack!