LYRICS

CHORUS: 
Illuminator, proof creator
Truth elucidator and debate adjudicator
Tlluminator, proof creator
I’m the finished product, others stuck testing beta
Illuminator, proof creator
Others blindly guessing while I’m backing it up with data
Illuminator, proof creator
Drop some knowledge now and a lot more later

Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes with more rapidity
When life gives me lemons yo I cook with more acidity
Validity lies at the heart of every argument I make
Man you can’t get rid of me I never bend or break
What it takes, that’s what I do: never fake or shirk
Tim Gunn loves what’s been done, cuz I make it work
Now I show you how I bring the wow factor back to the game
Try to take me out?—get a smack to the brain
Whatcha made of, whatcha afraid of?
You’re the foreigner and I’m the logical native
Creative: free-stylin at the chalkboard
Though the lecture’s over they’re still hoping that I talk more
Sophomores, juniors, and seniors-even them first years
See my final exam, it’s like their worst fears 
Realized, right there in paper and ink—don’t doubt it
Got so many questions but they got no time to think about it
  
CHORUS

When I’m on the mike the crowd comes alive, like 
Peter Frampton or number Johnny Five, I
Short circuit all your preconceptions
And beat Nate Silver’s election projections 
It’s illuminator, not illuminati
I’m the proof creator, not some non-existent posse
Chopping logic like a boss, but I don’t know karate
Trained to rock your brain, but I came to move your body
When I step through the door, the room’s elated
Like Jonathan Safran Foer, everything is illuminated
Then I crush you using only my mind, like I’m Darth Vader 
Never need to throw me a line, the illuminator
I blend styles like there’s 10 of me 
Like Tarski from Berkeley with Chuck from Public Enemy
The Logical Biggie but minus violence and misogyny
If Dre and Frege made a baby, I’d be the progeny

CHORUS

Proof Creator

So I’m sitting up in College as I write this song

Collaging thoughts

I’m piecing puzzles

As I write my wrongs

The jig is up I’m sawing quarters

And I’m making halves

Trying to paint a bigger picture

As I full/fool the glass

mirror

A bit clearer

I stand up bigger

It figures that I trigger every gold digger

Shawty got her own on the throne

Too unique to clone

No competition

Let me carry on

Look,

Cash Rules Everything

A fire all around me

It’s fine, dog

I’m cued up for the pounding

My sound is so astounding

It took a stage of drowning

But neck up in the sand- accepted I’m resounding

Yeah, I had to beat myself ’til I was black and blue

Saw white and gold

Wondered if this is what I see for you

‘Cause white with gold can be so iffy when you Black and true

Yes, it me

I am the one that I am talking to

Who wants to get older?

“Me! Me!”

When I was kid it was a dream dream

Now I’m making memes on my screen screen

Childhood heart still seen seen

Adult life gives a shock like Pikachu

I peek at you

On the same boat with a clue

This lonely island getting filled with nostalgic thoughts

Doesn’t feel like it now

but this is the plot



Never gonna give it up

Moving right through the dust

I wanna take care of us

Oh no

White Hippy - Never Gonna Grow Up

Lyrics:
ch.
Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme
Doin' donuts when I these twist this memes
Drive a hoe nuts with my dope flow
Cruller when I cut with the dough, tho

v1.
Never been one for the krispy kremes
Never follow trends I miss these memes
Internet fucks got the internet fucked
My profile low but never once ducked
Never once sucked, better twice dipped
Dunkin deez nuts hoe, back-kickflips
Get loop, get a clip, get repeat
Get my glazed honey dip; she a freak B

But they want the virals with they dicks out
Coulda lived on Harambe but I dipped out
Chump-pansies just phallically trained
Errbody goin on galaxy brain
But ain't nobody got time for that
Bitch don't wanna spit rhymes for that
Ah fuck you can't believe I done this
Guess this means I fuckin' won this
 
v2.
But I really ain't chasing this meme world
Drop out the race; not an e-girl
Could clout chase like a VCSO thot
But I rather eat a Nabisco box
Rick rolled past me so I'm givin' it up
If you want Astley never givin' a fuck
Could drip it on twitter but don't speak
To ya tweety-bird bitch-bitter/ in-cliques

Corporate memes?? silence brand!!!
Lead pipe dream for a violent plan
You're like "time-out, where's the beef?"
Real shit I sleep cuz where's the fleek
Y'all shits weak, I'mma head out
Told y'all I'm not about clout
Just spit shit to bust some minds
Bitch backflip smash signs-on vine

VPC 6 Round 1

Thot Team Epic - Back At It Again

Just do it that check will have u verified

Add it with some clout u can prolly cop u a paradigms

They say a white girl can get u high from a simple line

Then u lose ya hand, keep watch of your cards iight/



This dragon punch is too much but it’s so ryu

Don’t forget ken he ascends with the special move

I never played with building blocks so I never even touched a brick

Stay away from cells, cuz I never was a science kid  



Transaction will show where the credit lies

Them alphabet boys will find where ya money lies

They jump out the window cuz they believe that they can fly

A small bee sting will always have a pest a side 



Thirst for the knowledge they start to say that I Q

Will clap Tupac’s to make sure that I got the juice

I’m Clark Kent everytime that I’m in the booth

I’ll have the best score even if the verse is u 



(Just do it, Just do it - how u gonna make a movement if u not moving

Just do it, Just do it - If you learn from the lesson then you’re not losin)





Bat to ya spine like Shoma when I SnapBack

Think bout Sega everytime I let my Dreamcast

Anger in my methods me n mine gotta do the math

Just to find the average, you can say this is mean rap



Please watch ya chick cuz I could catcher in the rye

Tryna to get some cheddar cuz bread is always on my mind

College drop outs be thinking that they are wise guys

Then I say here’s the thing and then it’s cobblering time 



A thunder clap every time u see a cloud strife

Me n mine link for the chain in every single fight

Most Lil kids got the nerve to go mess with Nyte

But nocturnal phobia will have em using a night light  



Look at these criminals they never wanna see the bars

Tiger woods when I play I’m beyond par

They wanna get hype cuz they mess with a monster

We all know the code when it’s come contra



(Just do it, Just do it - how u gonna make a movement if u not moving

Just do it, Just do it - If you learn from the lesson then you’re not losin)

Team Titans - Just Do It

Verse:
It was
me and the boys, Friday, hanging out in the locker room and
We was
playing minecraft, there’s a creeper, aw man, got to stop my doom
I got a
text from a girl sayin “wyd” like “what you doin?”
I said
“I’m getting this bread, had a diamond for you but you ruined it.”
She said
Verse:
“Oh that’s cool. Let’s hang out. Just come over here dude.”
I texted
“I ain’t got a car, no bike, no skates, no money to move.”
She said “but I’m home alone for the whole weekend with too much food.”
And that was my last time online, they pressed F and gave me a salute, peace
Verse:
- See me Naruto run
on that old town road
like it’s Area 51
waiting at her home
Either way, I’ma clap alien cheeks
like Ant-man to Thanos
I was friendzoned
but now she knows
I’m so breathtaking
like Neo
till she texts “If you’re not here soon, I’m locking the door. ”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like 13 miles out
Oh my god I can’t strike out
like I’m a Wii bowler who fouled
I should’ve practiced what to say to her
like a Duolingo owl
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom
make me sing that Halo theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Time to go Ultra Instinct Shaggy
I’ma be there so fast so snappy
Ain’t nobody gonna stop me for the nasty
Free tacos, I’ll fall for her gladly
Making my way downtown
Running fast, till I saw a clown in my path
He said, “I know where you’re goin.
That’s my girl, I’ma kick yo ass.”
Verse:
Epic bruh moment
Bout to go sicko mode on it
I got anime and God on my side, don’t fuck with my cajones
but he beat my ass till I cried like Carson next to Joe Swanson, he said
“Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum, buddy?”
Verse:
Please say sike right now
I’m like less than a mile out
Oh my god I can’t stop now, so
Call me Shrek, cause I want to Smash Mouth
I should’ve practiced how to dance
when a gangsta dissin my fly gal
man it’s rewind time
I’m a time traveler
got to find a new route
Ah shit…here we go again

Chorus:
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
She told me to come over for some music and memes
Maybe netflix and chill
I’m like “babe in your dreams.
Unless it’s anime for real.”
She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
theme.”
Verse:
Finally, I’m coming through
I headed out - like Spongebob would do
Made the right choice, like it’s red or it’s blue
Dodged all the bull like the Undertale dude
Knock on the door, she opens on cue
Her aheago face is on, it’s so cute
She is the thot of my thoughts coming true
She ripped off my clothes and my watch and my shoes
Verse:
Suddenly, she said “I’m not in the mood.”
I said “what if we kissed? Is it cause I’m a noob?”
She said, “Here is the motherfuckin tea, you hit or you miss but I’m sorry, this time
you will lose.”
I told her “baby, that sounds kind of rude.”
She said, “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
then I woke up, and I let out an “oof.”
The Bizarrest Adventure, to be continued
Outro

VPC6 Round 1

Team Kokoro - Music & Memes

Yeah boy our loves goin viral 

Better get a vaccine

They'll write about us in the logs

On the way back machine 


We’ll get freaky, cheeky, knees go weaky, 

Know what I mean?  (if you wanna)

Be leet on the streets

And hentai in the sheets

Then we gotta bang to memes


We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty

Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b 
We can call it muffin time, or the birds and the bees

But dont be surprised if I say "Hey Joey, you want to eat me?"


This is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When love making to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon 
(x2)


Going ham on these chickens

Like I'm cordon bleu

Got more talent than a Disney cast

Corbin Bleu

We'll be so happy like newlyweds

Jessica Simpson

Yo Nick Lachey:

I know it's tuna, but it says chicken


We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty

Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b

Please don't switch like a snitch, yeah we'll be just fine

Cause tonight we'll be on fire like we're Takashi 69



this is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When making love to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon

(x2)


Cock Of The Walk

Cock Of The Walk

Cock Of The Walk

Think about it long and hard



this is a nerdy love song. 
Making music all night long

When making love to memes you can't go wrong 
We'll take it to the tape like Magibon

Sailor Doom - Cock Of The Walk

Lyrics exceed SoundCloud Max Limit

Find them on google drive
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YiX4Ora52tQjfPv8MA4_0GQVIJ9a4hpnKKs8q9_QOlA/edit?usp=sharing

Krunktomatons - Ight Imma Head Out

VERSE 1:
Pop-tart kitten hitting foes with rainbows
Rock the pink frosting, and never go plain-clothes
Strange combination of mammal and pastry
Channeling rainbows, the filling is tasty
Can’t be classified within any known taxonomy
An animal and vegetable and mineral—a comedy
Of errors. Felt embarrassed, never fitting in
Saying “Other kittens never cared about the shit I’m in.”
Never the dog in a fight
Always hit ‘em with a lot more than a claw and a bite
In outer space, no one can hear your screams,
see your memes – But no one’s there to crush your dreams
All alone: you can be just who you wanna be
Loneliness the flip side of autonomy
Astronomy, man even seeing it first-hand
You still miss dancing to your favorite Earth band
HOOK:
Kitten, pop tart, and rainbow
But this ain’t no Angel
VERSE 2:
Launched to the heavens in twenty-eleven. Now
Ride rainbows 24/7
Light rays of all shades sprayed from the rectum
Every frequency across the whole visible spectrum
Connecting up the colors: all the ROY G BIV
Magical and Ha(i/r)ry and like the Boy Who Lived
Not here to play the hero--please.
No money, no gravity: zero G’s
LGBT Crew coming thru
With the rainbow invitation: join with the Q(ueue)
Indisputably cute, but not a toy
Intergalactic beastie, but not a boy
He Protecc. He Attacc
But most important: he a straight-up literal snacc
Everybody trying to get a piece
Friends, fans, strangers man, even hungry enemies
HOOK

LIST OF DOUBLE ENTENDRES
1. “Never the dog in a fight”
- ‘the dog in a fight’ is another way of saying ‘the underdog in a fight or other competition’
- Nyan Cat is a cat, not a dog
2. “[Harry / Hairy] like the Boy Who Lived”
- Harry Potter

DUKES OF BROTHERS - I Can Has Nyan Cat

Stand and Deliver
VPC6
Round 4

Stand and deliver, you lyrical knaves and you DAW desperadoes!

The fourth round of the VPC is upon us and the Czarina has decreed that the melee is to commence post haste and without delay! But, the weapons of this melee are being expressly decided upon to limit the savagery and supreme saltiness that could arise from a less honorable contest of verbiage and virtuosity. And the weapons that have been elected to be the tools of this test of talent are - characters from the domain of literature, both classic and modern.

Right, now that we got all of that high brow verbosity out of the way, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.

Vocalists, you need to bring your baddest, maddest most raddest battle rap / diss tracks, but doing so IN CHARACTER of the character assigned to your teams. I’d spend some time learning the ins and outs of who you’ve been assigned, get to know them well, and become one with them.

The duals!
https://bit.ly/2pX8u1V

Producers, you’ve got a lot of free reign on how you want to design your beats. The only thing that we ask of you is that you incorporate a sample in your song from any form of existing media relating to your book. You can use samples from movies if it’s been made into a movie, audio books, TV shows, theatrical productions, the options are almost endless.

Proof Creator

the illuminator

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