I did better than I thought. Thanks, for having me!

Was glad to help write this! Turned out cool

Also, Viral, you might want to put up the lyrics

I would like to see chara vs yandere chan

I'm in stuff?

Hi everyone! Welcome to the 9th AORB where we got the double sided villain from Batman, Two Face, going against one of the mind bending villains from Spiderman, Mister Negative. Who would win or who'll trip out first? You decide!

Written and audio mixed by Derpiest Game Blast

Lyrics/casting:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EzDor8pLER-xkxk8ZYVO2lUoY-OHdKuVikJKRV-ZAuk/edit?usp=drivesdk

Two Face vs Mister Negative - Acting Out Rap Battles

hello guys it's me jay savage back with another rap battle so since it's Halloween i thought to make this for you guys last time I didn't do lyrics so i will put a link for you guys to see the lyrics i've planned this out since as early as july so i hope you enjoy the battle some parts Are off flow but hey it it what it is 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14hcz1dKv6JneHsZDR6E4qddtPQoH1M2JJv36az3TbUE/edit?usp=sharing


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MIXED BY : SPECIAL INQUISITOR RAYYAN 
WRITTEN BY : JAY SAVAGE 
FORGOTTENSON AS LEATHERFACE 
PRINCESS.OF.PURITY AS LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW
Thumpnail by safetypurple 

p.s watch the video version on my yt 
youtube.com/jaysavagesquad   ( if it doesn't work just copy and paste)

Leatherface Vs Lollipop Chainsaw - Savage Battles

Welcome to The season finale Of Savage Battles 5+ months we've been working on this and we hope you enjoy it.

SEE YOU IN SEASON 2!
TheBabyBeef As pokemane 
Jessebox As Chiaki
mixed By Jort
Written by Jay Savage, Javi,TheBabyBeef, Special Inquisitor Rayyan & ForgottenSon
Beat by : Anywaywell
ForgottenSon As Monokuma
lyrics are here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pXlKR7H1qdsvecE_24tegGDQrQaHV5MLlJPD--HGmE4/edit?usp=sharing

Season 1 Album

Savage Battles - Pokimane Vs Chiaki namani (Season 1 Finale)

i'm baaaaaaaack.......


STARRING
BDGR as Holden Caulfield
ForgottenSon as Doomer Wojak

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Jordy 

Special thanks to BDGR Crew server

Holden: (0:12)

Listen, it’s not really like myself to start conflicts with others
But I’ve seen this bored image on image boards and, here’s what I’ve discovered 
Through all your imagery and how you connect with adults on the net 
You’ve become the poster child for all the goddam phonies that I‘ve met 
Best me in rap? You won't jack-ass, I will say that is quite the hurdle 
You sort of remind me of the carousel you keep going in circles
trying to grab the gold ring not hiding the fact knowing 
This guy is a nihilist who lies on his back each night moping. 
The worst part, I sort of realized in this rap, that it seems to me 
Almost every diss I've said so far, you would agree with me.
Since let's be honest, I know you care but there's nothing you could do so to speak
Even I got brighter days ahead while phonies only Know Your Meme.


Doomer: (0:51)

*sigh* hmm?, oh sorry, I didn't really see you bud.
I wasn’t expecting to be dissed by a depressed Elmer Fudd
Actually, wait, am I battling him? Seems you and I are one and the same
Cuz all the shots you fired are like our lives, there is no aim
Heard you flunked out of prep school well, I can tell just by your dialogue. 
You talk about your tense past in the past tense quite a lot 
And you're calling me mopey? Well, here’s something I’ve discovered
Your whole plot has you do that, find a better one next to your brother.
Haven't been foiled this badly since you caused your team to lose the game
But hey I know that feel bro it’s okay for you to feel pain 
So let's get you back to your asylum, it was crazy for you to handle me
But, I guess that makes two of us who's ashamed to speak with families





Next time: Soul searching (Ft. Azia and TheBabyBeef)

Holden Caulfield vs The Doomer - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Welcome to New York

Hexes on Exes

"Merge Conflict" is a concept album documenting the legendary flame wars, beefs, and drama of the Linux Kernel Mailing List (LKML). Each track represents a real incident with actual quotes, commit references, and email thread IDs woven into the lyrics.

The Linux kernel is one of the most important pieces of software ever written. It's also home to one of the most notoriously hostile development environments in open source history - where Linus Torvalds and other maintainers have publicly eviscerated developers, banned contributors, and dropped profanity-laden rants that became internet legend.

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DOCUMENTARY NOTE: 

This album is a dramatic interpretation of documented events. Quoted text (in caps or attributed) comes from public LKML archives and published sources. Character perspectives and internal thoughts are dramatized narrative devices, not impersonation or claimed statements.

Sources: LKML archives, OSnews, The Register, personal blogs

NAK'd

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Vladimyr P. as Bobby Yeah

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BOBBY YEAH
AGAINST
SALAD FINGERS
BEGIN

(0:22) Salad Fingers:
Welcome to rap little chap, today you sail on my ship
Ovens on, fire up, I’ll take you on a another trip
Through a world of slaughter, red water, body horror,
In order to corner this low life thief explorer.
You’re an awkward little Garçon, aren’t ya’ little Bobby?
It’s quite Naughty to be touching EVERYTHING for a hobby
And what you utter makes me shudder since you’re nothing but a bluffer
So take your pain porridge, or you’ll end up with a Glass Brother

(0:43) Bobby Yeah:
Take on an animal like me, and this Great War will go south
So it’s time that I shine; to wash the Firth out of your Mouth
And with your ‘orgasmic’ gestures; will leave you with more than a splinter
That will allow me to stop the motion of your middle finger.
You’ve lingered on for too long so you best be prepared
When fingered pawns start to bawl "Don’t Hug me .I’m Scared!"
Andrew-Hands will be back to his cupboard in despair
When transmissions tell him he missed his mark by a hair

(1:05) Salad Fingers:
I like rusty spoons but I don’t like you
And your rain rusted raps taste like soot and poo,
This Eraserhead may have awards that he had “found”
Before your conception, I put animation in the new-ground
The people chilled to the bones, they went where no one else goes,
And they dared to press a button… that was my videos
The story of how I was hexed made them all perplexed
And now it’s written in text, and your loss will be next

(1:27) Bobby Yeah:
I am very sick from the soup that I spit
Try to toss your salad raps, but MY bucket won’t be kicked
Don’t try to sneak out your intentions through the red wall
Because I'm watching you there, and this face sees all
Daddy’s fame delusions from the house to the sewers
Makes you puppeter everyone, right down to your viewers
You will see the blueLight when I distribute this immigrant
The disses that Caillou deserves for being family belligerent

(1:49) Salad Fingers:
I’ll be the one to push your buttons in this Picnic to spit licks
I think I may have miss-clicked on this wannabe dick flick
You managed to get a-head, but by the very last scene
You’ll find a fate much worse than a blade from a guillotine.

(2:00) Bobby Yeah:
The meaning of my fever dreams is forever being disputed
While fan-theories had figured out the nightmares you executed
This battle was a reflection, do you know which side you’re on?
Here’s a hint: Another flesh-boy victory’s stolen and gone.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias, and GamingPlush64
Mixed Audio / Effects by Vlad
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Cover Art Creator: Vlad

Bobby Yeah vs Salad Fingers. Sinister Rap Battles

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

-CAST-
Vladimyr P, Dani Frias, Raichous, Alex the Beast, GamingPlush64, Michael / Stark Media and underscores as Zalgo
[REDACTED] as Cthulhu

-WRITERS-
[REDACTED], Michael / Stark Media, and [REDACTED]

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Vladimyr P. and Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Dansonn
Mixing by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Zalgo
And
Cthulhu
Commence!

Zalgo  (0:31 - 1:17):
Your cult rooms will be filled with gore as HE COMES to leave his mark
On this hentai monster who’s become nothing but joke fuel for South Park
Looking Sad, Satan? I've been waiting a century for you to spit a good rap
What kind of Dark Lord gets squashed by a sword that shoots out kitty cats?!
Read the text, squidward. my plague starts to spread ‘cross the land
That wipes out this gimmick with relevance more dead than the star that’s in my hand
Please! My candle’s light outshines all that you can spit in this
Kelly’s carnage incarnate’s bars leave squids sleeping with the fishes!
You’re no Necronom-icon! Forgotten when ‘zilla hits the stage!
Telling me you got into politics? (Heh) I’d rather vote for Kanye!
Best go back to startling gamers, for ZALGO is 7 times the rapper
This little munchkin’s been tarnished and now we can start the next chapter..

Cthulhu (1:17 - 2:17):
Zalgo claims to be a god, but he’s barely short of the Funnies
But even when this comic’s stripped down, Zalgo’s just a pitiful plaything for kiddies
So fear the Call of Cthulhu, the true Lovecraftian creation
You’re an outdated fad meme, rejected by the SCP Foundation
This Deviant’s Art is tasteless! Creepypasta crap, nothing new  
You have a song? Do you hold hands and prance around with infants too?
And the ear rape? Glitched font? That’s your method of inflicting pain?
Being eyeless won’t help you, just hearing me will make you go insane!
Your lyrics are unspeakable; but when it comes to stories I’m the pinnacle; invincible
But your chance of winning is like your reality status to your creator: fictional
Like you said I have cult followers, what do you have? Children who think you’re scary?
Just check Behind The Wall and see it’s me who’s taking the victory!
Seven goddamn mouths, you’d think at least one would try to win
It’s quite un-4chan-ate, but I’ll still be leaving this flightless Bird Boxed in
(Yelling) I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, BUT IF HE’S INSISTENT ON PERSISTENCE
I’LL CONTROL HIM, ALTERNATE HIS LIFE, AND DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE

Zalgo (2:17 - 2:25):
That’s enough from the kraken, thought I told you to shut it
This is boring me, perhaps you’d rather face off with one of my puppets

Zalgo as Garfield (2:25 - 2:40):
(Yawn) What’s this? Looks like Jon tried making calamari
But I’ll kick him off the track like Odie, and this time, I’m not sorry
Z͜͡͡AL͟͡G҉́Ò '͢͞S͟ ̀͡A͝͡R͠R̷̛IV̢̛E҉͞D̡ ͞A̸̶Ń̢D̴̵ ̀I̡T͏͠' ͠҉͡S̶ ͏U̷N̸͏̢W̷̴̡IS͜É ̀T̷̷͞O̧ ̧̀T͟͏͝H͝͏I͞N҉K͟҉ ͟͞T͘͞HA̛T͜͟ Ý̢OU҉̶ ̵̡̛C̷̨͝AN̡͢ ҉̡̕D͘͞E̶FE҉A̧͜T HI͡M͡
C̷͠͏A̢͜ŲS̡͘È H̀͢E͟ '͜҉̨ĹL̵͘ ̀C̵OR̛̕R̵͘Ù́̀P̷T҉ ̡YǪ͠U̶͘R̴̨͢ ̛́M̷ED͏̷̀I҉̡A͞,̸ ̶̧LE͏A̸͞V̛I̛͞͠N̸Ģ̧̡ ͝Y̶O͠͝U͘R ̢̨͞P͠A̸̡T͢H͝E̡T̨Ì͜C̶̵ ͠B̷ǪOK҉̕S͜͝ ̵͡T̵O̵̢R̀N̡ ̵T̕O ͢͝PI̴E̴͏C̀E̕S̡

Zalgo (2:40 - 2:47):
What a Weird Tale that you’ve woven, saying that you’re superior to me
It’s Something Awful really, but now I’ve finally put an end to your series


Cthulhu (2:47 - 3:03):
Putting on a Puppet show to fight your battles for you? It’s honestly such a Loss
So Dream No More, this is the one and only time that our paths will cross
It’s time I return to my realm and leave this simple post archived, dismissed
They say “Zalgo’s coming”, but even after this I’m still waiting for a good diss... (Malevolently Chuckles)

ANNOUNCER
Who Cracked the Case?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Zalgo vs Cthulhu | Ciphers of the Unknown

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

Ken-chan as Frisk 
Viral as Ness
Viral as Announcer 
Written by Viral, JD, Bing Bong Studios, M&Matt, Shimario, Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-chan

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mnlhSx7b1ZpcSddkJh5YpjEz_lRPd5lcJzyVnBQkhNY/edit?usp=sharing

Ness vs Frisk - Viral Rap Battles!

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede - #8

Today's episode of VRB we have teacher vs student, Baldi vs Yandere-chan!

Ken-chan as Yandere-chan!
ForgottenSon as Baldi!
Written by Viral, Sham, Bing Bong and ForgottonSon!
Mixed by Light!
Beat by Epistra!

Baldi Vs Yandere-chan - Viral Rap Battles!

Seth from Comic Book Rap Battles as Optimus Prime

Brooke Morgan VA as Rose Quartz

Written by: Creep Switch, Psytube, Mason the Nation and Jason Carreon

Writing help from AnimationRewind

Beat by Kustom

Mixed by GlitchDude and Dani Frias

Optimus Prime:

After eons of battle isn’t it just sweet

That I’ve been relegated to beating a deadbeat on the beat

Must be gassed a glorified cloud is compared to this autobot

Cause when it comes to being a decent leader you’re auto-not

You awful rockhead, put your species under your ‘important plot’

Tricked a group of dictators and got your whole team slaughtered, lots

Of your kind dropped and you were like “yeeah guys we won the war”

Man, heartless monsters like your ass are what these guns are for

Courageous, the bravest, but on 2nd thoughts should I be here with you?

You’re probably gonna lock me up for disagreeing with you

Look at you fleeing quick to get out of your new stakes

Bitch packed her suitcase and left the baggage on the crewmates


Rose Quartz:

You’re not really a lifeform, I guess I’m good to deal some hits

Lack emotion in your flows when acting as an egotist?

My vows to protect Earth were limitless

Until I watched your Michael Bay movies and reconsidered it

Ooh, only owning up with your own "life" is pretty dark when

You’re the biggest waste of Earth’s resources since the Kindergarten

Think I’m heartless? You don’t even have a soul inside you

So hollow and lifeless that I thought you came from my room


Optimus Prime:

Huh, try to act all tough but Quartzy let me tell you something

I don’t feel threatening aura from a child’s belly button

Sure you can say I lack character and I’m boring you

But I was made to sell toys, so what’s your excuse?


Rose Quartz:

Bring out your best axes your rhymes still aren’t sharp

Those lines stuck out more than you in a car park

For a truck I'd think a track would be easy to drive

Yet you lose your drive anytime someone teases your kind

That movie paint job's a great flop but the only flames you got

Lines are organized, a parking lot, but you couldn't take my spot

I can do you one better than your kiddie mall stand-fill

Think this metal junk would be more fitting in a landfill





Optimus Prime vs Rose Quartz - Rewind Rap Rumble!

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