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hello! this has been in production for weeks now and an idea for longer, as they're two of my favorite Pokémon and I liked the idea of these possessed badasses going head to head. 
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
All other things done by me

Lyrics: 

Trevenant
Spittin’ cold, Matt Daemon, sheer Revenant
Telling this Kanto Annabelle, fear Trevenant
Walk through my moss or appear hesitant
‘Cause that grin? You’re looking near-desperate
Pass me with those stats so trashy, ‘less this Mon’ll be gone
If it tries to meddle with the devil who controls the ground it walks upon
I’m a towering guardian; strike fear with just my caved-in face
You’re Mr. Widemouth going through his My Chem phase
Should remain Phantump, this monolith cannot be traded
Duel with this dual-type, and I shall be the Bane of Banette

Banette:
(agh) I’ve witnessed you in the anime, I have...
A “spooky” mammoth Sudowoodo who yoinked Torterra’s grass
But this is my Trick Room, you look like a tiny stump I’ve sat on
Small as your plushy in person! Oh...hehehh, I forgot, you don’t HAVE ONE
Got me asking Y you think you’re dire?
I’ll line five of your kind up, start a wildfire
Keep up your guard
It’s hardly a secret your ability’s hidden, your ass can’t harvest a good bar!
And won’t go far ‘gainst pure insanity outer and inner
Waltzing into your sacred forests and yelling TIMBER (HAHAHAHA)

Trevenant:
I would’ve thought you’d ride like a Harley, hardly, where’s the carnage?
What did I expect from one who lives amongst the garbage? It’s not a shocker
that this primadonna “devilish” talker’s
Trying to haul useless trash at my face
Bitch you’re a glorified stalker!
Respect your elder, check your movements
Or prove there’s something “Mega” ‘bout your evolution
That clown look? I can’t help but LAUGH at you.
Drop a mic? Getting it confused with your owner trashing you?
Poor little plushy coping with madness
Treating you like a baby puts your stuffing back in
Sad, your grudges weigh so heavy
But with those spikes? Makes sense you’re so PETTY!
Whipping you into frenzies, this is darkness incarnate
Should’ve stayed silent, kept that Energy locked in
Tides have shifted since I met Ash, I don’t need another savior
For a self-inflicted voodoo doll who can’t stand against mother nature

Banette:
You’re of a different Ghost Breed, but not quite Gastly
Be weary, Great Deku, no dweeb Shadow Sneaks past me
Forging friendships? What a bother for such a high potential Pokémon 
With a “wise tree” gimmick and a played out shtick with a base case of pink eye going on!
You’re unimpressive with the grass whips you’ve tried to land on me
Falling prey, I’m used to ripping through sanity
Malicious? Has it never dawned upon you
you couldn’t hurt the birds that build nests on you?
A wicked witches’ brew made with my spells to
Drop bars like my curses have befell you!
Stay away from my alleyways, or you’ll see crimson
Take a hint from me
Zip it.


Thanks for listening! I sincerely hope you enjoyed!

Trevenant vs. Banette // Alex's Rap Battles #11

JMB as Bendy
Metalfire as Bender

Bendy:
Bender lives a life eternal but it seems to be for naught
Cuz, hehe, I’m more alive than you’ll ever be, robot!
This sketchy wreck should follow through on all his threats of suicide
Or else you’ll watch this classic leaving Jake the Dog deep Fry’d
The creator lied to you! He doesn’t want another season!
So I’ll take the crown, and then you’ll see a real Dancing Demon
Get out of your closet, alcoholic, because I’ve already won!
You’re Farnsworthless and forgotten! Good news, everyone!

Bender: 
Bend over and Battle Byte my shiny metal ass
Me? I’m 100% fire! You? One hundred percent trash
Bender is the greatest! But you’re not quite the looker
I’ll get a new rap opponent, with blackjack, and hookers!
I even topped all your horror as a were-car, it shows
But I won’t activate the ink pressure to help out with your flow!
I’ll rock the roof on your workshop, you’re now stuck in Bender’s Game!
 *belch* Since your Groening voice makes Disney roll in his grave

Battle Bytes

Bendy vs Bender. Battle Bytes #8

Hey, everyone! Welcome back to another installment of X Rap Battles. Today, we have the evil, environment-hating, children-despising business man, Mr. Burns, against the kind, environment-loving, children-endearing teacher, Ms. Frizzle!

Dani Onion Rings as Mr. Burns
Azia as Ms. Frizzle

Written by:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, and Trakked

Mr. Burns:
Watch as this billionaire Mr. Burns the mic, and this mistress
Quit with the children fiddling and let’s get down to business,
Your awful books are comical, while this Man’s Radioactive!
Leave your purple plain polluted, for all my power’s planted!

Ms. Frizzle:
Time for an adventure, children! Today’s trip I dread dearly
A place left a mess, eerie to your dead series!
Joke about my books, crook? This creeper best read more!
Cause this kick-butt teacher takes names like Principal Seymour 
I’ll leave you Waylon in pain when I serve you more than Smithers
Don’t worry, it’s normal for ancient relics like you to wither!
The DNA of a Hack-man flows in your Gene pool, 
I’d school you, but I’m above teaching preschool!

Mr. Burns:
Your birdbrain disses seem to be taken from first grade!
Smithers, who is she? (Ms. Frizzle, sir.) Why, no one knows her name!
No magic matches millions! The top is where my raps rank!
But dressing like Miss Piggy doesn’t mean you have bank!
While this newt of Newton teaches about the nucleus,
I’m sporting nuclear energy, no sweat to nuke your bus!
Not surprising this crazy lady’s class trips involve pills
But trying to be Nye? I do not work with counterfeit Bills!

Ms. Frizzle:
Is Burns from the Ice Age? Seems you’re Minutes from Meltdown
Ironic. Despite your nice pay, you remain a sellout
You best listen, mister, I’ve dealt with my share of class clowns
I mean business, man! I won’t let this Chicken Tap Out
Act as your boring part and recycle story arcs, 
But honestly, you’re just a walk in Montgomery Park

Mr. Burns:
As if befriending kids and lizards didn’t make your life depressing,
Your adventures feature more blood than when you’re PMSing!

Ms. Frizzle:
Ugh, this fossil should know that’s no way to treat a lady
You’d better fit against my kids, taking shots from a baby
Make like your franchise should try doing, and retire,
Cause when Frizzle fires up the grill, this terrorist is fired!


Thank you for listening! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!

Mr. Burns vs. Ms. Frizzle - X Rap Battles #3.

Hello, and Happy Halloween! Welcome to yet another installment of X Rap Battles! Today, we have two mysterious, unnamed characters who use their incredible minds as their power. We have the greatest detective in the world, L Lawliet, against the telekinetic, Eleven!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as L
garbageGothic as Eleven

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine

LYRICS:

L Lawliet:
And I thought I had seen Stranger Things from deadly notepads,
But the thought of my brilliance being beaten by this nomad?
I lay down the Law, Light frightened at my sight.
Follow your norm and take a hike, before you choke near one more Mike!
It’s no thesis! I’m a genius! Telekinesis is no feat to beat this!
This is a free win, another freak kid I’ll quickly cross off of my defeat list!
I’ve got mean hits, and a path to victory that I’m certainly going to accomplish...
With my sharp wits, I bring a strong diss, flipping this emotionless robot’s off-switch!
Ugh, I’m starting to sound like Kira… Let me get back on track.
Halloween candy abandoned, still your teeth and raps are cracked!
I’m checkmating your disses, put you in the proper placement,
My task is forcing your DnD act back into the basement!

Eleven:
A Mouthbreather speaking foul? I’d rather not say a word…
I won’t need to be one of your mindless cops to have you served.
Who exactly has the upper hand in this bout of the best wits?
Yours is cuffed to a grim ending when stepping up to Netflix!
You think your verse en-Lightened? Stay in the dark with those rhymes.
I’m manlier than you in my “normal girl” disguise.
Candy wisecracks? Please.. Your whole joke is faulty,
Cause if you are what you eat, then your taste would be salty!

L Lawliet:
With plotlines cycling like the bikes you ride, it’s best you just re-tire,
You’ve already lost one Will, because like him, you couldn’t fire!
You’ve hidden from detectives before, what comes of this is treacherous.
I’d suggest not attempting to best the best, when you can’t even finish sentences!
Take the L? You take the L; 12th letter, always one step ahead,
Based on the King, freakshows like this one are written in to end up dead!
It won’t take strategy to capture this basket case, 
Character’s as flattened as those Eggos that you masticate!
MC E.T. is getting battered straight, 
met her sister, her maker, and her lasting fate!

Eleven:
Such a lowlife, Lawliet. I bet you want to see your own end. 
What does a mind even matter when you have no friends?
I bring my own Death Note of telekinetic pain,
And that way, the only L that I’ll be taking is your name! 
You could use some Dustin, you Sherlock-loving nuisance. 
Your experiment failed last time you tried to make music!
Go more gory than a Demogorgon when ending your story!
A death that I don’t need ESP to foresee!
Shinigami’s got you going by Ryuzaki! 
Stop me? You’re sloppy! Be ready to take hell!
Just stay on your nonsense crouching philosophy, 
stand up to Eleven and you lose a couple brain cells!
“One step ahead” means you’ve been dead, 
your diss went to an El, guess you’ve been mislead 
No need of sweets to leave this creep sick red, 
your enormous ego is the only thing your wit’s fed!
I’m tearing through terrors and hunting down horrors, 
so much that I’m used to the sight of running foes!
One more bully, freak, monster... 
One more witness to a bloody nose!


Thank you for listening, and stay tuned!

Eleven vs. L Lawliet - X Rap Battles #4.

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18515928

Thumbnail created by: MidgeChamp
Mixed by Dustin
Beat Produced By: Everyday Grime UK

King Mewtwo:
Yo, Leo, let’s see who’s the better Brit shall we?

MidgeChamp:
Yeah Sure, I'm all out of tea now anyway
Hey, do we need to make up a stretched out intro for the start or?

King Mewtwo:
Nah, that’s stupid. What kind of incel would do that for their intro?

MidgeChamp:
You’re right, alright, let’s just fucking do this

King Mewtwo 
Screwed Dani’s entire crew over, got sent packing accordingly
Yet somehow it only took the lamest apology to get you back into the community?
My battles outshine yours, that’s something I want to make perfectly clear
I mean Crumpet vs Scone? You must REALLY be out of ideas...
It’s no secret you like to argue, always prepped with comebacks good or bad
Honestly, with how much you like drama, you’re pretty much just the male Avav
Thinking you’re a funny man, but joking in vent makes nobody snicker
Seriously speaking, your humour’s more shite than your portrayal of Jack the Ripper
Now you see where snitching gets you, if you hadn’t betrayed us, it wouldn’t have come to this
Just stay Silent; hell, even he’s more tolerable and less of a disgrace to every single Brit
You’ll regret cancelling that diss track, for today’s the end of you; so
It’s high time you hide away, like all your YouTube videos

MidgeChamp: 
Smashing Foopz’s autistic body double? Heh, don’t mind if i do
It takes him to turn down a role for people to actually start casting you
Go throw another tantrum, this ain’t something you can cover
Leave you beaten in this battle, dropping the hard R, the writer 
Fantasising Hitler in your battles, and i’m the one they call a fascist?
I’ll hang a fat shit off the black list and then scrub his name off my ‘smash list’
You can’t match this, you’re a hack-trick, you, Kam and Kris will be my hatrick
I could diss myself better. Cus the petty crap you dug up is just like your DBZ series, ancient
My ripper was entertaining, your unpassable monotone roles are a bore
Don’t know how to write, so you regurgitate points I’ve heard 10x from Multi before
Yes I came crashing back into this community so call this my second comeback
Against Legion’s petty bitch, I’ll walk over him  like my doormat

King Mewtwo: 
As expected, your writing’s as bland as ever, and your mouth’s filthy! But I suppose it’s
What happens when most of the time, your mouth’s filled with Kuba’s little sausage
Multi was right about you all along, you’re a plain annoyance, without a doubt
Seems it’s not the first time you’ve been clueless as fuck after being called out

MidgeChamp: 
Kuba and Multi weren’t even half of the piss-stains that you turned out to be
I DM you fucking once and you’re like “LeO kEePs hArAsSinG Me”
So you went on to battle me, faced the reality, that your toxic rants cannot get through to me
So your role in this battle will be overlooked like your existence within the community

Jade:
Man, I wanted to fight against Fel, not these dollar store wannabes
But I’ll still destroy you both like-


King Mewtwo:
Um, actually, this was just planned to be a 1v1…

Jade:
WHAT?! How dare you!

King Mewtwo:
Right, first off, I am in no way saying I’m the community’s best Brit-

MidgeChamp:
Come now my fellow Brits, can we not solve this quarrel over a cup of Tea?

*Oliver and Jade begin to have a heated argument, much to Leo’s annoyance*

MidgeChamp:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNCIVILISED NONCES

King Mewtwo:
Oh sorry

King Mewtwo vs. MidgeChamp

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

FyxFynn as Tomura Shigaraki 
Malina Rose as Cinder Fall

Shigaraki (0:14):
I’ll be the one to make Fall fall, the world’s at the tip of my hands and you’re
A moody little karen out on a quest to speak with Salem’s manager
Don’t need a scythe to break you like your trust
I'm not the first villain to leave you cucked
Even your fanbase agrees that you sucked
Up until Volume 4 when you finally shut up!
Topping Shigaraki? No child could stop me
My ideals speak volumes, you’re at the bottom, pleading
For a chance to make up for your crapfest in Atlas, you’ll always exist as a way to mock Disney
I haven’t seen a Stain as annoying as you since that damn blood lusting coward
‘Cept you? You’re just boring, with motives so basic they can be summed up with “Grrr, I want power”
Your faction is falling, I could do this later, no craters so I’ll do you like your creator
Potential is wasted, erased from the paper of this traitor who frightens me less than Eraser
I’ll slay her! her powers were Maiden China, no wonder she got clapped by a bird
Use that good eye well, the last thing it’ll see is my thumb; any last words?

Cinder (1:01):
You sure know how to use that quirk, all I heard were decayed bars in your whole verse
Sit back as I turn this track to ashes, I’ll laugh as you scratch your neck till it burns 
The lesser successor would be better off giving his power to me, don’t need two eyes to see it
You’re Torchwick minus the looks, even have the same destiny as him, I believe in it
Plots so idiotic, you’re mocking yourself, think Japan’s gonna fear you? Stop it!
You try to subside every hero and ended up becoming one for Hot Topic!
Pathetic, I’d make your league fall for fun. this battle’s All for One; and it’s Fall, not Tom
Your father pulled a Notre Dame on you, now you’d get killed by a stick of lip balm!
Pouty little incel, so desperate for attention you constantly play pretend
Destroyed a whole city, everybody still looked at you and just said “..who are you again?”
You’ll meet a fate worse than the end of a knife, I’ll tell you how this’ll end; with you getting iced
Still think we’re playing games? Alright then, consider me the final boss. I just took your last life

Written by FyxFynn
Mixed by DeegleNV
Cover art by Fightmarker
Beat by 2Deep

(BONUS) Tomura Shigaraki vs Cinder Fall // Rap Battle

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Ken-chan as Frisk 
Viral as Ness
Viral as Announcer 
Written by Viral, JD, Bing Bong Studios, M&Matt, Shimario, Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-chan

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mnlhSx7b1ZpcSddkJh5YpjEz_lRPd5lcJzyVnBQkhNY/edit?usp=sharing

Ness vs Frisk - Viral Rap Battles!

As carmen Sandiego the mastermind of V.I.L.E was on a heist she bumps into a strange girl with purple hair and a tie as they bump into each other can kyoko stop the criminal mastermind in this Savage Battle?



ken-chan as kyoko




demo by alltime arcade


 

princessmuk as carmen sandiego




mixed by ken-Chan




beat by epistra 

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                         kyoko verse 


 I’m just going to say this  now your raps are ineffective i’m leaving this fight alone like your memory as orphan

 your history is distorted and there is no comeback i’ll leave this  sly cooper  like her games... missing with no feedback


 claiming to beat me you don’t have the evidence it took 24 years since your netflix  popped up and  you became relevant

  you died by a drone and then you ended  in hell so i'm not expecting much from the “evil mastermind ”  herself


 but keep this in mind before you make fun of my outfit or classmates if it wasn't  for chief you’ll still be stuck in a  golden gate


 not amused by your crew you could’ve done better I've seen better  coming from batman & catwoman
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                                    Carmen verse :

 Was that a burn? Not talking about your hands

 
you're not a detective you're a  girl with amnesia i’m  surprised that you even have friends.


This is the end you can’t bend what’s already broken.
 I can track you down, snuff you out,and disappear like your family tree


 you can’t stop  the villain in red your under me ironic you can find the killed but you can’t kill a beat


 i’m the thief in the night meanwhile you have nothing.. 


by the end of this battle you won’t see the poison coming…


traumatized by liar that is of your grandfather If your trying to best me kyoko don't even bother 


 so you watch scooby doo and you think your Sherlock Holmes


 but you can't unlock your disses And can't even find a home


 the worst rapping student hidden somewhere in this school it won't take long to find them because your hope's  stepping stool 

and I'm the stepper, stay down, better obey now

I win, and I don't even need one more round
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                             kyoko verse 2 

who also dies  by escaping a child  that’s seems  pretty low


how come my anime is better than  half of your entire flow


 your calling me a stepping stool but looking at your show


 I think your disses is as boring like your missing episode 


so take notes as I shoot Truth bullets  all the way down your throat


 but  with all that red on your clothes it’ll be almost  time to float


 I fought against junko so your words don't elude me at all



 your netflix it just robin hood but a little bisexual 


 i’m the side of hope nobody even knows you 


you can  call your bars a closing argument because I'm breaking through 



I'm continuing in my family legacy you keep stealing artifacts instead of finding your family.

Savage battles - Carmen Sandiego Vs Kyoko kirigiri

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Ness vs Frisk - Viral Rap Battles!

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