The James Warner Prophecies are a 3 piece band who play music with Rocks in.

They've done lots of cool stuff, most of which they cannot remember! But this includes winning UK Rock Music awards, writing and performing compositions with orchestras on the steps of Wayne Manor..... (yes really!), and they have vomited into bins mid solo. 

They have entertained crowds of thousands with arse trembling live performances, and also to Dave and his dog down your local while he nurses a pint of mild, increasingly irritated by their sonic intrusion. 
Dave did not buy a cd. Dave went home.
They are still here.
They are currently working on a new album.
They still regret the name.
They are a little bit like a rash but the cream will not help.
And they are pleased to meet you.
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