This is the type of thing that gives men a bad name.  This mindset is the reason people like Harvey and Bill terrorize and dominate.  Take heed, don't bleed, #noknees.

Sausage Stick

What does it mean?  How deep does the rabbit hole go?  BilderWendyBergers?  Is there more to this?  

Simultaneously everything and nothing.  About thumb deep.  Bacon.  Yes.

Symbol + Symbolity = Unionology

How do you think all these actors prevent boners in these steamy scenes?  Respect?  Professionalism? Willpower?  No, just some dude with some tape.  YuM!!!!!!!!!!

Tape Down Guy

When you're alone, deep in the Highlands, what was that sound?  Close your eyes, squeeze dem cheeks and pray it's just the Chapper.  These sheep take no prisoners #sheepwannasmash

The Hills Have Sheep

The imagery slowly reveals the truth.  Thine heavenly lady bits grant us insight.  We know what we want.  It's our money and we want it now!  They're inside my head and on my face,  brrrrrrrr!

Cooters And Hooters

The road leads to sacrifice.  Not one of us.  All of us.  Hair, and smells.  It ends in tears, and of course poop.

The Happy Trail Of Tears

Despite the Great Banana Theft happening nigh 15 years ago, we have not forgotten Steve.  Time goes on, but our vengeance has yet to be satiated.  Knives out you fucking slug.  DMX is my cousin and he's coming for dat ass.

The Lactating Obese

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