i felt so threatened by jon cates' superior mocking ability that i wrote a rodney king/reginald denny-esque plea for mocking peace... complete with a nod to jon's new (at the time) shift into producing electronic music.

recorded sometime in the late 90s.

stop the mocking

dave wolf and jon cates keeping it real way back in the day. bonus attempted mock intro by travis white.

recorded (i'm assuming) sometime in the early to mid 90s.

down in the depths of the soul

freshman year. recorded at about 3am (somehow) without waking my parents. debuted to jon in our speech class the next day. a special little project of mine. a little overboard at the end, but such were the times.

recorded in early 1995.

so coo so neat

the obligatory juvenile song about forced buttsex... dave, dylan and myself recorded this, huddled around a crappy tascam 4-track recorder with a single microphone. unless i am mistaken, we were all quite sober. (well, maybe we were baked)

recorded in the mid-to-late 90s.

yo butt

a song by the band linus. only really counts as a mock because every single one of us has since become a pizza boy. in fact, a few of us still are... i'm not saying who.

recorded in the mid 90s.

pizza boy

if you make it to the end of this one... gold star. like the indian shooting the star on the tootsie pop. for reals. michael and myself fucking your ears at the tender young age of about 14.

recorded in 1994 or 1995 sometime... i'm pretty sure.

the barry white song

this absolute fucking pop gem was recorded by dave wolf for his high school economics class as a class project. (no shit, seriously) here's to hoping that he got an A on the project.

recorded in late 1997 or early 1998

judicial review

the best beat i ever wrote. hands down.

recorded in the late 90s.

make it funky

a song by the one-off joke band fisherman's banquet from the album "ocean fresh cod, at market prices". apparently, we were mad at led zeppelin for some reason.

recorded in the late 90s.

pants too tight

another song by fisherman's banquet. one of aye ensign's songs re-done in the style of 80's pop music. the 80s didn't know how good it had it.

recorded in the late 90s

80's cubicle

these songs are a collection of mocks and inside jokes that date as far back as the early nineties. magic stuff, here.

the neatest