My contribution to Klitorix's remix competition for his/her (?) party banger GANGBANG ON VENUS, to be released on Hormonal VibrationZ.

It might not be mixed down 100% properly, but thats because im subletting a room and can't be too loud. waaah.

Anyway here's the link for the competition: https://www.facebook.com/events/396153287157812/?fref=ts

HORMONAL VIBEZ
https://www.facebook.com/HormonalVibrationz
http://hormonalvibrationz.bandcamp.com/

 

KlitoriX - Gangbang On Venus (Parliamentalist remix)

Chas And Dizzee

Short preview of my remix of Matheus' banger 'Illuminati Puppets', due to be released March 18th on Tek-Obsessed Recordings. Loads of other decent 'core people are involved too so it should be a belter of a release. Keep those eyes peeled, chums!

Matheus:
https://soundcloud.com/matheus_music

Tek-Obsessed Recordings:
http://tekobsessed.bandcamp.com/



Matheus - Illuminati Puppets (Parliamentalist Remix) PREVIEW

Raining Onions

usual core roundup of very little in the way of current affairs.

briefly featuring samples from my pals Zebadiah and Wit?!

420 HONK IT

(high quality release coming soon, probably)

Gay Marriage,  Flooding, Crap Jazz And A Donk (Preview)

A preview of my remix of Petrol Bastard's 'Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse' from their Dripping Gash album.

BIG UP PETROL BASTARD

here are some of their links:

http://petrolbastard.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/petrolbastard?fref=ts

Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse Remix (PREVIEW)

IRIEKISSMATEEF

Je T'empz

Literally All About The Bass

remix of "little demon" by Screamin'  J Hawkins

Screamin' J Hawkins - little demon ( The Parliamentalist remix)

my set from Bangface 83 in SHIT MP3 quality... all choons produced or at least remixed by myself 

The Parliamentalist LIVE at Bangface 83 Xmas Party 2011

a very crap short mashup for the Hyper Trendy League night im playing at in Berlin! big up santisima virgen maria and all you hyper trendy germans

Hyper Trendy League Über Alles

French Election Special

my entry for Santisima Virgen Maria's remix competition... - it was made in a few hours and is not a touch on the original club banger. Big up Cyndi Lauper, Tempz, and the legendary SVM. Up for free download once the remix album has been released.

BUY THE CASSETTE HERE:
http://santisimavirgenmaria.bandcamp.com/album/hardtek-for-dummies-remixes-ep-cassette-tape

28 Hardtek Bangers 
40x2 minutes +1 hardtek KICK remixed by 27 artists from all over the universe 
= the most terrible headache of your life. 

Instructions: take Ketamine +press play 

SVM - Hardtek for Dummies (Tempz just wanna have fun remix)

PURE DNB PRESSURE FOR ALL MY MARGATE SOLDIERS

HOLD TIGHT THE VINYL CREW, HOLD TIGHT THE RAVING MASSIVE INSIDE THE PLACE

100% FRESH DUBPLATES

ARE WE REALLY ROLLING

OH MY GOSH

100% THANET DRUM AND BASS ANTHEMS

Ray Keith's original jungle banger accidentally flew into a central London apartment block this morning, killing two people and generally looking silly



Vauxhall Chopper Tune

someone in Belfast tell them flag waving mugwipes to pack it in...you northern Irish are famous for one thing, and one thing only...

BIN HOKIN'. 

Belfast Bin Hokin'

Huhne Unit 9000

Horse Rules Everything Around Me

Lloyd Grossman is a fucking weirdo

Fell in Love with a Horseburger

Had to be done.

spent the warmest day of the year so far sat in my pants making this, in time for her funeral tomorrow 

Margaret's Last Hurrah

something a bit different...

its even got a halftime bit and a bit of melody and that, you know, like proper music

Truffling in the Forest of Knowledge

Nigel Farage vs The World

tried my hand at making some pretentious hardcore sampled with an angry white man spouting guff.

realised halfway through that it sounded a bit serious, so i put some testicle samples in it JUST to annoy any serious hardcore djs who might consider appropriating it. 

haters gonna hate

GimpfoWars

If you locked a load of LibDems in a room with a shit laptop and some illegally downloaded software, after 1000 years they would come up with THIS

FREE EPs THROUGH OFF ME NUT RECORDS!  

Groan Strike https://offmenutrecords.bandcamp.com/album/groan-strike
24 Hour News Bastard: http://offmenutrecords.bandcamp.com/album/24-hour-news-bastard
Stimulus Package: http://offmenutrecords.bandcamp.com/album/stimulus-package-ep
Coalition Turdstep: http://www.offmenutrecords.com/discography?id=2476 

Also a release on Meganeural Records which you can support me by BUYING THROUGH THIS LINK: http://meganeural.com/mnr008/

I also co-run AUDIOBEAN - a night in Margate nominally about music but generally just a bunch of bellends horsing about. www.audiobean.co.uk 

http://theparliamentalist.bandcamp.com/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Parliamentalist/145406395497531

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