i've never felt more vindicated over a boss fight more in my life. MIKE ISN'T REAL. HE WAS NEVER REAL. YOU ALL LAUGHED IN MY FACE WHEN I SAID HE WAS A THROWAWAY GAG, AND YET HERE WE ARE. THROWING AWAY THE GAG. anyways th…
"I swear, you people see PINK and YELLOW and think, oh, a FR…
"Mike isn't real" the suspiciously mike shaped realistic mic…
the prophecy mentions a "tail of hell taking crawl." i still…
*mike is real